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Love it!! Kelly, is there a website address to go with this, do you
know?
Jenny Decker
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From: "Kelly" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2000 8:13 PM
Subject: [CTRL] GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT
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> BREAKING NEWS: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT
>
> Bush to be smitten later today
>
> In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "one nation,
> under God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule last night's
> Supreme Court decision that handed the White House to George Bush.
>
> "I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said this morning
> on a rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as hell not going to lie
> back and let Bush get away with this bullshit."
>
> "I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote count in
> Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know exactly who
> voted for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida by exactly
> 20,219 votes."
>
> Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected verdict
> overrules the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to Al
> Gore, giving him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is analyzing God's
> Word for possible grounds for appeal.
>
> "God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush campaign strategist
> Jim Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention in a U.S. Presidential
> Election is unprecedented, unjust, and goes against the constitution of
> the state of Florida."
>
> "Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got some surprises ahead
> of him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know what I mean."
>
> God, who provided the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct,
> explained that bad balloting machinery and voter confusion were no
> grounds to give the White House to "a friggin' idiot."
>
> "Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan. Get
> real! The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll name them:
> Anderson, Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James; Barnhardt, Ron..."
>
> Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George W.
> Bush's prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite him
> today. In an act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of Job, God
> has taken all of Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him of his wealth
> and possessions, sold his family into slavery, forced the former
> presidential candidate into hard labor in a salt mine, and afflicted him
> with deep boils.
>
> Dick Cheney will reportedly receive leprosy.
>
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