Re: [CTRL] Heinz Vinegar Hints

1999-02-06 Thread YnrChyldzWyld

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On Sat, 6 Feb 1999 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>In a message dated 99-02-05 19:43:45 EST, you write:
><< Turn a chicken bone into rubber. Soak a chicken bone in a
>glass of Heinz Vinegar for three days.  It will bend like rubber. >>
>
>Somebody has too much time on their hands...

It's a hoot when you're about 10 years old, and the instructions for
doing this are in a kid's 'Kitchen Kemistry' book you got for
Christmas...

Works on porkchop bones, too...

But what was really fun was soaking a raw egg in vinegar for a few
days...softens the shell enough so that it's pliable when immediately
taken out of the vinegar, which allows it to be shoved thru a bottle with
an opening smaller than the circumference of the egg...when the egg
dries, its shell resumes its hardness (albeit, the vinegar's eaten away a
couple of layers of shell)...

So you can amaze your friends with how you 'magically' got an egg into a
bottle


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Re: [CTRL] Heinz Vinegar Hints

1999-02-06 Thread Tsadowq

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In a message dated 99-02-05 19:43:45 EST, you write:
<< Turn a chicken bone into rubber. Soak a chicken bone in a
glass of Heinz Vinegar for three days.  It will bend like rubber. >>

Somebody has too much time on their hands...

Or maybe this has something to do with that Vinegar Colonic
for Chickens Conspiracy that I keep hearing so much about.

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[CTRL] Heinz Vinegar Hints

1999-02-05 Thread Bill Richer

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Heinz® Vinegar

Milk cows organically.
Clean milking equipment with unperfumed dish detergent followed with a
Heinz Vinegar rinse.  Pipes, hoses, and bulk tank will come out squeaky clean
without any odor, lowering the bacteria count.

Kill bacteria in meats.
Marinating meat in Heinz Vinegar kills bacteria and tenderizes the meat.
Use one-quarter cup vinegar for a two to three pound roast, marinate
overnight, then cook without draining or rinsing the meat.  Add herbs to the
vinega when marinating as desired.

Dissolve warts.
Mix one part Heinz Apple Cider Vinegar to one part glycerin into a lotion
and apply daily to warts until they dissolve.

Remove stubborn stains from furniture upholstery and clothes.
Apply Heinz White Vinegar directly to the stain, then wash as directed by
the manufacturer's instructions.

Grow beautiful azaleas.
Occasionally water plants with a mixture of two tablespoons Heinz White
Vinegar to one quart water.  Azaleas love acidic soil.

Relieve arthritis.
Before each meal, drink a glass of water containing two teaspoons Heinz
Apple Cider Vinegar.  Give this folk remedy at least three weeks to start
working.

Kill unwanted grass.
Pour Heinz White Vinegar in crevices and between bricks.

Remove corns.
Make a poultice of one crumbled piece of bread soaked in one-quarter cup
Heinz Vinegar.  Let poultice sit for one-half hour, then apply to the corn and
tape in place overnight.  If corn does not peel off by morning, reapply the
poultice for several consecutive nights.

Clean the hoses and unclog soap scum from a washing machine.
Once a month pour one cup of Heinz White Vinegar into the washing machine
and run the machine through a normal cycle, without clothes.

Cure an upset stomach.
Drink two teaspoons Heinz Apple Cider Vinegar in one cup water to soothe
an upset stomach.

Kill germs on bathroom fixtures.
Use one part Heinz Vinegar to one part water in a spray bottle.  Spray
the bathroom fixtures and floor, then wipe clean.

Clean soap scum, mildew, and grime from bathtub, tile, and shower
curtains. Simply wipe the surface with Heinz Vinegar and rinse with water.

Deodorize the air.
Heinz Vinegar is a natural air freshener when sprayed in a room.

Relieve itching.
Use a cotton ball to dab mosquito and other bug bites with Heinz Vinegar
straight from the bottle.

Clean lime deposits and calcium sludge from an automatic drip coffee
maker. Once a month fill the reservoir with Heinz White Vinegar and run
through the brew cycle.  Rinse thoroughly with two cycles of cold water.

Relieve a sore throat.
Put two teaspoons of Heinz Vinegar in your humidifier.

Soothe sunburn pain.
Apply undiluted Heinz Vinegar to the burn.

Clean food-stained pots and pans.
Fill the pots and pans with Heinz White Vinegar and let stand for thirty
minutes.  Then rinse in hot, soapy water.

Clean rust from tools, bolts, and spigots.
Soak the rusted tool, bolt, or spigot in undiluted Heinz White Vinegar
overnight.

Turn a chicken bone into rubber.
Soak a chicken bone in a glass of Heinz Vinegar for three days.  It will
bend like rubber.

Prevent bright colored clothes from fading.
Before putting the article in the washing machine, soak it in Heinz White
Vinegar for ten minutes.

Keep a garbage disposal clean and smelling fresh.
Mix one cup of Heinz Vinegar in enough water to fill an ice cube tray, freeze
the mixture, grind the cubes through the disposal, and flush with cold
water.

Clean a toilet bowl.
Pour in one cup of Heinz White Vinegar, let it stand for five minutes,
and flush.

Prevent yeast infections.
Douche with one tablespoon Heinz White Vinegar to one quart warm water to
adjust the pH balance in the vagina.

Clean dentures.
Soak dentures overnight in Heinz White Vinegar, then brush away tartar
with a toothbrush.

Remove perspiration stains from clothes.
Apply one part Heinz White Vinegar to four parts water, then rinse.

Deodorize a room filled with cigarette smoke or paint fumes.
Place a small bowl of Heinz White Vinegar in the room.

Cure the hiccups.
Mix one teaspoon Heinz Apple Cider Vinegar in one cup of warm water, and
drink.

Eliminate odors from used jars.
Rinse peanut butter and mayonnaise jars with Heinz White Vinegar.

Condition dry hair.
Shampoo, then rinse hair with a mixture of one cup Heinz Apple Cider
Vinegar and two cups water.  Vinegar adds highlights to brunette hair,
restores
the acid mantel, and removes soap film and sebum oil.

Clean mineral deposits from a steam iron.
Fill the water tank with Heinz White Vinegar.  Turn the iron to the steam
setting and steam-iron a soft utility rag to clean the steam ports.  Repeat
the process with water, then thoroughly rinse out the inside of your iron.

Remove light scorch marks from fabrics.
Rub lightly with Heinz White Vinegar, then wipe with a clean cloth.

Repel ants.
Use a spray bottle or mister filled with a solution of equal parts Heinz
Vinegar and water around door jambs, window sills, water pipes, and
foundation cracks.