-Caveat Lector-
The problem is all inside your head Bill Daley said
to me
The answer is easy if you take it logic'lly
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be king
There must be 50 ways to screw the voters.
He said call Reverend Jesse Jackson to intrude
And soon he'll cause a riot so Bush votes they will
exclude
And he will rant and rave and he'll be so very crude
There must be 50 ways to screw the voters.
50 ways to screw the voters.
Chorus:
Just file a new brief, chief
Take the Bush ballots out, lout
Just tape over their votes, Joe
Just make yourself king
Or you punch one for us, Gus
You just need to cheat so much
Just dimple more chad, Thad
And make yourself king
He said it grieves me now to see you in such pain
Wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile
again
I said I appreciate that, and could you please explain
about the 50 ways
He said why don't we call the Florida supremes.
I'm sure in the morning they'll fulfill your fondest
dreams
And when he kissed my feet I realized he probably was
right
There must be 50 ways to screw the voters.
50 ways to screw the voters.
Chorus:
Steal a voting machine, Gene
Count the Gore ballots twice, Bryce
Just shuffle the stacks, Jack
And make yourself king.
Or you punch one for us, Gus
You just need to cheat so much
Just dimple more chad, Thad
And make yourself king
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If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring
men shall possess the highest seats in Government,
our country will stand in need of its experienced
patriots to prevent its ruin. --Samuel Adams
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