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From: nick royall, [EMAIL PROTECTED] There was a monkey from a shipwreck that was hanged in Sunderland in the 1790's for being a Frenchman. Perhaps that was an innocent animal. What do tree huggers wear? obviously not leather from innocent animals but nice synthetics made from petrochemicals whose processes cause global warming. That and all that methane from their lentil rich diet is all the evidence we need, ban 'em, hang 'em (nice organically grown hemp rope of course). Nick Why me? -- I think you've been watching Harry Enfield. Steve. Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > There was a monkey from a shipwreck that was hanged in Sunderland in the > 1790's for being a Frenchman. It was Hartlepool I think, down the coast a bit. Jonathan Laws. Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
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From: "E.J. Totty", [EMAIL PROTECTED] >There was a monkey from a shipwreck that was hanged in Sunderland in the >1790's for being a Frenchman. Perhaps that was an innocent animal. >What do tree huggers wear? obviously not leather from innocent animals but >nice synthetics made from petrochemicals whose processes cause global >warming. That and all that methane from their lentil rich diet is all the >evidence we need, ban 'em, hang 'em (nice organically grown hemp rope of >course). > >Nick >Why me? >-- >I think you've been watching Harry Enfield. > >Steve. Steve, & Nick, Well, all we need is a global catastrophe, where the human population is driven for a time to REALLY depend on basic survival techniques. Therein lay the answer to 'eliminate' the idiots, or 'discover' the hypocrites. The basic law of nature is that the fittest survive. My answer to the idiots: go chew on a tree. Oops, can't do that either, now, can they? -- =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= Liberty: Live it . . . or lose it. =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= =*= ET -- It will happen in 20-30 years when the oil runs out. Steve. Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] << There was a monkey from a shipwreck that was hanged in Sunderland in the 1790's for being a Frenchman. >> It was Hartlepool actually. And its slightly more canny than it would appear. The law on marine salvage at the time considered a vessel abandoned only if there were no living things aboard. As a result it was common to leave a ship's cat, or in this case monkey, aboard when abandoning ship. The good folks of Hartlepool found the monkey on-board a ship-wreck, it was tried and convicted and then they helped themselves. Mind you the amount of p***-taking since I bet they've regretted it. Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
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From: "Tim Jeffreys", [EMAIL PROTECTED] >There was a monkey from a shipwreck that was hanged in Sunderland in the 1790's for being a Frenchman. Perhaps that was an innocent animal.< That was Hartlepool. It was apparently thought to be a spy and tried, its gibberings being assumed to be French (a bit like Celine Dion, only she ought to be hanged as a French Canadian). If you ever want to get close attention whilst up there, just shout "Who hung the monkey?" (sic). Tim. Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
