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A Daily Joke - August 9th, 2000!
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~~~Quote of the day~~~
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys
several times the same good things for the first time.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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This is her first time...
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What a bunch of IDIOTS!
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Prasie the LORD....THIS is why!
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Today's Jokes:
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1. Bicycle Test
2. Winning
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1. Bicycle Test
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There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying
out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle
could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned
an old Mustang, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to
test
his theory.
His friend said, "Sure."
So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his
friend: "I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice
if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow
down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car
driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph. The young fellow on the
bike was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black
Corvette came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving
the Mustang forgot all about the fellow on the bike and took to drag
racing the Corvette.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser,
radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed
105
mph.
He called into headquarters on his radio: "Hey, you guys aren't going to
believe this, but there's a Corvette and a Mustang racing out here on
Highway 3, and there's a guy on a bike ringing his bell and waving his
arms trying to pass them!"
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What is Santa doing on your roof?
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2. Winning
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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs
away to get some more coins. She returns and starts
feeding the machine madly and of course the machine
keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches
her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and
asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm
winning!"
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