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Bashar al Assad proposes to send Syrian troops to France - boots on the ground - [PEACE]

[Zenaan Harkness]

Due to severe ongoing unrest in France, Syria's austere president
Bashar al Assad has proposed sending a peace keeping contingent to
the "haughty nation of cheese eaters" which is "unable to maintain
peace on its streets, has murdered civilian protesters, and witnesses
an ongoing 'democratic civilian' insurgency".

Macron ribbitted out his opposition to the proposed Arab plan,
calling for "his" citizens to display peace not protests on French
streets, and ordered continual loudspeaker playings of "Rainbow
Connection", which Marine le Pen immediately denounced as globalist
homosexual propaganda and invited Bashar al Assad to "fk the fkn fkrs
cause the fkn fkr's fkd".

In all seriousness, Bashar al Assad has asked the media (presumably
rhetorically) "Can you imagine our troops coming to France without
invitation?"

Amazing times...


   ‘Can you imagine our troops coming to France without invitation?’
   Bashar Assad blasts French ‘occupation’ of Syria
   https://www.rt.com/news/474559-assad-france-occupation-syria/

...
France has joined the US-led anti-Islamic State (IS, formerly
ISIS) coalition, providing air support and deploying special
forces to Syria. But for Assad, the French intervention amounted
to an “occupation,” as Paris – like its major NATO ally
Washington – failed to secure Damascus’ authorization of the
mission.
...

Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To

[Zenaan Harkness]

Be Angry About This Year
Reply-To:

  Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That They Have
  So Much To Be Angry About This Year
  
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/nations-progressives-give-thanks-they-have-so-much-be-angry-about-year
  
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-give-thanks-that-they-have-so-much-to-complain-about-this-year

In honor of Thanksgiving week, the nation's progressives have
begun to give thanks that they have so much to be angry and
offended about this year.

"Thank you, unspecified deity who may or may not exist, for
giving us so much stuff to be outraged about," said Staci Walder,
42, of Portland, as she prepared her vegan, kale-wrapped turkey.

  "I'm truly humbled that you've blessed me with the Trump
  presidency, the patriarchy, the laws of economics, and
  biological facts to rage against."

  "Every year, it's important to pause and recognize how
  much we have to be angry about."

  "A lot of people struggle with gratitude, but I'm deeply
  thankful that the universe has given us a veritable cornucopia
  of things to be mad about," agreed Mary Wallace, 27, of New
  York.

  "I know that I come from a place of privilege, and when I think
  about those poor people who have absolutely nothing to be mad
  about, I utter a prayer of thanks to goddess."

Many progressives partake in an annual tradition of writing down
all the things they're thankful to be mad about:

  - White people
  - Pronouns
  - Personal responsibility
  - Satire that does not affirm their viewpoint
  - Billionaires
  - Old tweets
  - 32-ounce sodas
  - Plastic straws
  - People who hold a steady job
  - Appropriating other cultures
  - Excluding other cultures
  - Bush
  - Obama
  - Trump
  - Babies
  - Kanye West
  - America

"If we'd all just remember to count our outrages, we'd have a
much worse attitude all the time," Wallace said as she looked
over her own list of offensive things that dare to exist.

"We should live our lives as though it's Outrage Thanksgiving
every day."