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2004-12-07 Thread Jennifer Smiles
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What if Data 
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WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead. 

PICARD: On screen. [The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of 
horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide.] 
PICARD: Data, what's wrong here? 
DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory 
to display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower 
resolution? 
PICARD: Make it so. [The screen blanks, and then an image appears, with 
big, blocky square pixels. Three objects appear in the center, which 
could be Romulan warbirds, but which actually look more like the aliens 
in Space Invaders.] 
PICARD: Data, open a hailing channel to the Romulans. 
DATA: Aye, sir. [Data picks up an hourglass from the floor beside him, 
turns it over, and places it on the console in front of him. He punches 
some buttons on the console and sits motionless for several seconds. 
A flash of light blossoms from one of the Romulan ships on the viewscreen.] 

WORF: Incoming plasma torpedo, Captain! 
PICARD: Shields up! 
DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your 
last instruction. I must ask you to wait until I have finished before 
you issue your next command. 
PICARD: What on earth do you mean? Data, this is *important*! I want 
those shields up *right now.* 
DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your 
last instruction. I must ask you to wait until I have finished before 
you issue your next command. 
LAFORGE: Allow me, captain. [to Data] Control-alt-delete, Data. [Data 
removes the hourglass from the console, and returns it to the floor.] 

DATA: The Romulans are not responding to my hails. Press my nose to 
cancel and return to Windows. Pull my left ear to close this communications 
channel which is not responding. You will lose any information sent 
by the Romulans. [LaForge pulls Data's left ear.] 
PICARD: Shields... [There is a tremendous explosion. The bridge shakes 
violently, and all the crew members are thrown to the floor. A shower 
of sparks erupts from Wesley Crusher's station at the helm, throwing 
Wesley back away from the console.] 
PICARD: Up, Data! 
DATA: Aye, sir. 
RIKER: All decks, damage report! 
WORF: Captain, Ensign Crusher is injured. He appears to be unconscious. 
[Data picks up the hourglass again, places it on his console, and punches 
some more buttons. He waits a few seconds, then puts the hourglass back 
on the floor.] 
DATA: Shields are now up, captain. 
PICARD: And not a moment too soon. Worf, lock all phasers on the lead 
Romulan ship. 
WORF: Aye, sir. [He punches buttons on the weapons console.] 
PICARD: Mr. Data, take the helm, and prepare for evasive action. 
DATA: I am sorry, sir, but I do not have the proper device driver installed 
for that console. 
PICARD: Well, damn it, install the right one. 
DATA: Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril. 
PICARD: Number One, where do we keep Data's setup implants? 
RIKER: I left them with Geordi. 
LAFORGE: What!!? I thought you still had them! 
PICARD: Data, don't you have device drivers stored in your internal 
memory? 
DATA: Not found, sir. Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril. 

PICARD: Data, I don't *have* Setup Implant #1. 
DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail? 
PICARD: Abort! 
DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail? 
PICARD: Well, fail, then! 
DATA: Current nose is no longer valid. [Data walks over to the helm, 
and presses several buttons. The ship lurches, the images of the Romulan 
warships suddenly shift to one side of the viewscreen, and a high-pitched 
whining noise is heard coming from somewhere else in the ship.] 
LAFORGE: [alarmed] Data, what the hell are you doing? 
PICARD: Number One, do we have a customer service number for Data? 
RIKER: Yes sir, but last time I tried to call them, I got put on hold 
for two hours before I was able to talk to anyone. And that person wasn't 
knowledgeable about androids of Data's model. She specialized in industrial 
control robots. [Suddenly, the lights all go out, the viewscreen goes 
blank, and all the usual noise of fans, motors, and so on whines to 
a halt. After a few seconds, the red emergency lights come on. Data 
is standing by the console, absolutely motionless.] 
PICARD: What's going on? 
LAFORGE: [checking the helm console] Lieutenant Data has caused a General 
Protection Violation in the warp engine core. 
PICARD: These androids look really sharp, but you can't really do anything 
with them. [The shimmer of the transporter effect appears, and six Romulans 
in full battle dress materialize on the bridge. A seventh figure, a 
Ferengi, appears moments later.] 
FERENGI: [with a mercenary grin] Can I interest you in a Macintosh, 
Captain? 

 
  

  










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I am the above named person from Malaysia. I am
married to Dr.Alan George Obojo who worked with
Australia embassy in BRAZIL for nine years before he
died in the year 2000.

We were married for eleven years without a child. He
died after a brief illness that lasted for only four
days. Before his death we were muslims.Since his death
I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my
late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$10
Million (TEN MIllion U.S. Dollars) in a Finance security
company.

Presently, this money is still with the Finance security
company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I
would notlast for the next three months due to cancer
problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to charitable organisation or better still a
christian individual how can travel to collect the
consignment from the security finance firm, and use
this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I
want an organisation or individual that will use this
to fund churches, orphanages and widows . The Bible
made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that
giveth. 

I took this decision because I don t have any child
that will inherit this money and my husband relatives
are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by
unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money
will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason
for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of
death hence I know where I am going. 
I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the
Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my
case and I shall hold my peace. I don t need any
telephone communication in this regard because of my
health,and because of the presence of my husband s
relatives around me always. 

I don t want them to know about this development. With
God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your
reply I shall give you the contact of the
Finance security company. 

I will also issue you a letter of authority that will
empower you as the original- beneficiary
of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray
for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness
is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Please
always be prayerful all through your life.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing
for a church or christian individual forthis same purpose. 
Please assure me that you will actaccordingly as I 
stated herein.please be also inform that as soon as 
i send you the letter of empowerment you will get preper 
to meet with the security company. Hoping to hear from you.


Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
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and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.

The cop asked me, What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?
I simply replied, You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a 
bridge..

The ticket -- $95 dollars. 

The look on his face, PRICELESS

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ETLK Possibly Undervalued?

2002-06-09 Thread jennifer . garcia
Title: Copyright










  



  
  OTC/BB Symbol:
  ETLK
  Mrkt. Cap:$12 M
  Shares: 
  Outstanding:34,400,000
  Float 
  (Est.):1,500,000
  




  

  
  


ETLK REPORTS 18% 

  



INCREASE IN REVENUE 
  
  
  UNDERVALUED?
  
  


  
  CLICK BELOW TO LEARN MORE
  

  
  


  

  


  

  
  
  

  
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| PRESS
RELEASE |
SEC
FILINGS
  
  REVENUE
  Today reported an increase of 18.2% in revenue or $2,947,878, for the 
  first quarter 2002, as compared to $2,493,188 Q1, 2001. The Per-share 
  earnings for Q1 2002 remained inline with Q1 2001 at a loss of one cent 
  per share.
  The market in China is the world's fastest growing telecommunication 
  market. With an office in Cerritos, CA. and an affiliate in Boston, MA. 
  ETLK is a leading telecommunications company with corporate owned 
  international gateway digital switching facilities in China, Hong Kong, 
  U.S., Taiwan and Singapore. These facilities have the capability of PRI, 
  C7, SS7 and other signaling commonly used by major international carriers. 
  This allows ETLK to operate international telecommunications services on 
  both sides of the Pacific to over 220 foreign destinations.

RECENT 
ACQUISITIONS
GridTel.Net has points of 
presence (POPs) assets in Kathmandu, 2 sites in Bangladesh, Indonesia, 
Mongolia, Bangkok, Mumbai, Dehli, Manila, and Cambodia. The company has 
strong relationships with local ISPs and international carriers in the 
Indo-China and South Asia regions, and provides direct routes to Nepal, 
India, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Singapore, Cambodia, Laos, Pakistan and the 
Philippines. GridTel.Net records over 10 million calling minutes per month 
and is a holder of an External Telecommunications Services (ETS) license in 
Hong Kong. GridTel's projected annual revenues for 2002 are US$24 million, 
with approximate annual gross profit of US$1.44 million.


TOTAL TELCOM 
PRESENCES

They enable 
telecommunications carriers and other service providers the ability to offer 
long distance voice, data, fax, and VOIP services to their end-customers, 
through an advanced and scaleable network.

ETLK has points of presence (POP) in locations where most major 
international carriers are located (New York City, Boston and Los Angeles ), 
which enables the Company to have easy access to its customers, as well as 
the most competitive international termination rates in the world. The 
Company's operations employ advanced systems including call collection and 
call data storage linking to a proprietary reporting system which permitting 
management to determine the profitability margins by destination country, by 
customer, as well as for overall daily operations.

INVESTMENT 
HIGHLIGHTS

  
  The Gartner Group estimates the 
  global telecommunications market is projected to reach approximately 
  US$1.9 trillion by 2003.
  
  Globally, Voice over IP (VOIP) 
  traffic was responsible for a record-setting 7.7 billion minutes in 2000, 
  and the market is still in its early stages. It is expected to grow 
  dramatically, to 500 billion minutes by 2005.
  
  
  ETLK also has 
  expanding networks and agreements with ATT, MCI Worldcom Inc., Global 
  Crossing, New World Telephone, Wharf New 
  TT, Worldcom Asia Pacific, Great 
  Wall Broadband.
  
  
  ETLK's 2002 revenue 
  porjections is USD $20 million.
  
  
  ETLK has agreements 
  with their major carriers and opening new routes, Indonesia, Vietnam and 
  Cuba. This will add to their revenue with less cost.
  
  
  ETLK’s market cap 
  is currently less than their sales revenue.

CONTACT YOUR BROKER NOW!
  
  ETLK 
  has shown excellent business execution despite the tough economy and has 
  maintained a significant cost advantage over the competition and 
  been achieving its objectives in a consistent and superlative fashion 
  resulting in more than an 
  
  18% 
  growth in 
  
  1st 
  quarter 
  
  2001. Call your Broker 
  Now!



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