Re: Future Gnu's

2002-01-06 Thread measl


On Sun, 6 Jan 2002, Bill Stewart wrote:

 At 07:24 PM 01/03/2002 -0600, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   Spare your breath. The only way to shut up someone with a mental condition
   is to kick him off the list, to leave the list, or use filtering.
 
 Can't we just kick him: period?
 
 What you do on your own time is your business :-)
 
 Meanwhile, it's an open list, 

Easy there Bill.  I specifically ignored the suggestion that he be kicked
off the list.  If there's anything you should know by know, it's that such
a proposal would be *totally* out of character for me. 

 and procmail, Eudora, Outlook, Pine,
 and probably even Netscape have mail filters,
 so you can auto-ignore people you don't want to see.

Please note that (as I have stated a long time ago), procmail and mattd have
long since been acquainted ;-)

 Or you can encourage them by replying to all their posts,
 so they'll keep on ranting.  Your choice

Note that _I_ do not reply to his stuff, as I never see it directly.

To make a long story short Bill, what I *meant* was *exactly* what I said, no
more, and no less: Can't we just kick him: period?.  The suggestion was to
implant a foot in his ass - literally.

-- 
Yours, 
J.A. Terranson
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

If Governments really want us to behave like civilized human beings, they
should give serious consideration towards setting a better example:
Ruling by force, rather than consensus; the unrestrained application of
unjust laws (which the victim-populations were never allowed input on in
the first place); the State policy of justice only for the rich and 
elected; the intentional abuse and occassionally destruction of entire
populations merely to distract an already apathetic and numb electorate...
This type of demogoguery must surely wipe out the fascist United States
as surely as it wiped out the fascist Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

The views expressed here are mine, and NOT those of my employers,
associates, or others.  Besides, if it *were* the opinion of all of
those people, I doubt there would be a problem to bitch about in the
first place...






Re: Future Gnu's

2002-01-06 Thread Bill Stewart

At 07:24 PM 01/03/2002 -0600, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Spare your breath. The only way to shut up someone with a mental condition
  is to kick him off the list, to leave the list, or use filtering.

Can't we just kick him: period?

What you do on your own time is your business :-)

Meanwhile, it's an open list, and procmail, Eudora, Outlook, Pine,
and probably even Netscape have mail filters,
so you can auto-ignore people you don't want to see.
Or you can encourage them by replying to all their posts,
so they'll keep on ranting.  Your choice

One of the helpful things Detweiler did was get us thinking
about the necessity for mail filters before the Spam wave hit
and before the September That Never Ended swamped Usenet,
though of course killfiles had been around for a decade or more.





Re: CDR: Re: Future Gnu's

2002-01-05 Thread measl


On Sat, 5 Jan 2002, Petro wrote:

 On Thursday, January 3, 2002, at 05:24 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 
  Spare your breath. The only way to shut up someone with a mental 
  condition
  is to kick him off the list, to leave the list, or use filtering.
 
  Can't we just kick him: period?
 
   You mean physically?
 
   You mean *touch* him?
 
   Not with your Doc Martins!

Aw shit, you're right...  What a terrible thing to do to a shoe...


-- 
Yours, 
J.A. Terranson
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

If Governments really want us to behave like civilized human beings, they
should give serious consideration towards setting a better example:
Ruling by force, rather than consensus; the unrestrained application of
unjust laws (which the victim-populations were never allowed input on in
the first place); the State policy of justice only for the rich and 
elected; the intentional abuse and occassionally destruction of entire
populations merely to distract an already apathetic and numb electorate...
This type of demogoguery must surely wipe out the fascist United States
as surely as it wiped out the fascist Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

The views expressed here are mine, and NOT those of my employers,
associates, or others.  Besides, if it *were* the opinion of all of
those people, I doubt there would be a problem to bitch about in the
first place...






Future Gnu's

2002-01-03 Thread mattd

Birthdays;Mel gibson,robert loggia and dabney coleman.Future Gnu's
February 4, 2002

An 86 year-old Amish woman on a Florida to Ohio flight detonates a bomb
in pants disguised as battery operated light-up Viva Las Vegas!
panties. The last video image from black box shows her knocking over
stewardess and tearing off dress before detonating explosive. All
passengers on board are killed. 25 people on the ground are also killed
by falling debris. As a result, all passengers are required to remove
their undergarments for inspection in makeshift, screened rooms. Flights
are delayed for up to 3 days as lines of irritated passengers wait to be
stripped naked by convicted felons (it is discovered that 89% of airport
security employees are ex-cons and parolees).

February 13, 2002

While passengers are still being strip searched in American airports, a
man on United flight 302 from Philadelphia to New York belly flops in
the center isle, setting off the nitro-glycerine that his clothes were
later found to be soaked in. In a move that outrages the few surviving
civil rights organizations, FAA requires all passengers fly in the nude
and forgo any in-flight snacks as FBI demonstrates on live TV how a
peanut can be used to kill a grown man.

June 3, 2002

While Bush is on live TV proclaiming his success in clearing the world
of terrorism (UN and US intervened in Indo-Pakistani conflict and
accidentally dumped large Anthrax stockpiles and nuclear weapons on all
of the Middle East. It was labeled colateral damage) a woman detonates
a tube of explosives concealed in her anal cavity. 300 people on board
are killed as well as 263 on ground as wreckage rained down on a
Shriner's parade in Utah. All fliers are now required to submit to a
body cavity search before boarding plane.

July 4, 2002

A naked couple on Alaskan Airlines Flight 65 uses a two-in-one explosive
compound to destroy the plane. The man had clear, odorless coating of
one chemical on penis, and the woman had second chemical douche before
boarding the plane. Flight footage shows couple engaging in intercourse,
successfully combining two benign chemicals and forming one super
explosive chemical that equaled the power of 5,000 pounds of TNT.
Passengers are now required to wear an electronic chastity belt that
dissolves the wearer's genitals with a highly corrosive acid at the
first signs of arousal.




RE: Future Gnu's

2002-01-03 Thread Trei, Peter

If there's anything more annoying than a boring nut who takes
up 30% of the list volume, it's a boring nut who takes up 30%
of the list volume with plaigerized articles from other, much
more creative and intelligent nuts.

This, of course, is CJ Parker's work, as published on Declan's
Politech list.

Peter Trei

 --
 From: mattd[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 7:47 AM
 To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject:  Future Gnu's
 
 Birthdays;Mel gibson,robert loggia and dabney coleman.Future Gnu's
 February 4, 2002
 
 An 86 year-old Amish woman on a Florida to Ohio flight detonates a bomb
 in pants disguised as battery operated light-up Viva Las Vegas!
 panties. 
[...]






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Re: CDR: RE: Future Gnu's

2002-01-03 Thread measl


On Thu, 3 Jan 2002, Trei, Peter wrote:

 If there's anything more annoying than a boring nut who takes
 up 30% of the list volume, it's a boring nut who takes up 30%
 of the list volume with plaigerized articles from other, much
 more creative and intelligent nuts.

Procmail is your friend :-)

-- 
Yours, 
J.A. Terranson
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

If Governments really want us to behave like civilized human beings, they
should give serious consideration towards setting a better example:
Ruling by force, rather than consensus; the unrestrained application of
unjust laws (which the victim-populations were never allowed input on in
the first place); the State policy of justice only for the rich and 
elected; the intentional abuse and occassionally destruction of entire
populations merely to distract an already apathetic and numb electorate...
This type of demogoguery must surely wipe out the fascist United States
as surely as it wiped out the fascist Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

The views expressed here are mine, and NOT those of my employers,
associates, or others.  Besides, if it *were* the opinion of all of
those people, I doubt there would be a problem to bitch about in the
first place...






Re: Future Gnu's

2002-01-03 Thread Eric Cordian

 Procmail is your friend :-)

 -- 
 Yours, 
 J.A. Terranson
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]

There is a critical mass of drek above which no one will bother searching
for stuff worth reading in the list.  Without mentioning any names, might
I suggest that certain prolific posters need to stop posting 15 badly
formatted seemingly unintelligible messages every time they visit.

Two or three badly formatted seemingly unintelligible messages might
actually be searched for meaningful content, but when I start seeing
screenfuls of message headers from the same person, I hit delete and try
again a few days later.

Odd stuff and spam doesn't need to be 95% of the list traffic.  

-- 
Eric Michael Cordian 0+
O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division
Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law




Re: Future Gnu's

2002-01-03 Thread Eugene Leitl

On Thu, 3 Jan 2002, Eric Cordian wrote:

 There is a critical mass of drek above which no one will bother
 searching for stuff worth reading in the list.  Without mentioning any
 names, might I suggest that certain prolific posters need to stop
 posting 15 badly formatted seemingly unintelligible messages every
 time they visit.

Spare your breath. The only way to shut up someone with a mental condition
is to kick him off the list, to leave the list, or use filtering. They're
entirely closed to rational argumentation.

People who have something to say are usually not that patient, and just
leave the list. Overpermissiveness results in quality loss.