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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
What's the hurry? I replied, I'm late for work.
Oh yeah, said the cop, what do you do? I responded,
I'm a rectum stretcher. The cop said Whats.a rectum stretcher,
and what does a rectum stretcher do? I said,
Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then my whole hand,
then I work until I can get both hands in there
and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.
The cop asked me, What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?
I simply replied, You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
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The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
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