The only Mouse Pad comes with the Phone

2004-01-28 Thread Babington Smecca
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 -- cypherpunks
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Introducing the Multi-Functional Executive Mouse Pad

The device is designed to cure those common clutter desktop spaces.

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Just look at these incredible features:

* Hand free or speaker phone
* Compatible with FSK/DTMF dual Caller ID
* 90 incoming call memories and 25 outgoing call memories
* Computer's Mouse Pad
* IP function
* Calendar and time display
* Caculator function
* One touch memory (up to 32 digits)
* Alarm function
* 5 level brightness adjustable 
* Conversation by earphone (included) or hand-free-mode

Simply plug in a phone line and/or the included earphone to turn this 
mouse pad into a hands free telephone or speakerphone. 

For more information:

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"Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"

"`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the 
bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? 'Cos I don't.'"

Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a 
closet in Mexico.

"`How do you feel?' he asked him.

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The only Mouse Pad comes with the Phone

2004-01-28 Thread Andrea Hagenbuck
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 -- cpunks
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Introducing the Multi-Functional Executive Mouse Pad

The device is designed to cure those common clutter desktop spaces.

http://g.msn.com/0US!s9.31612_317621/MY.2017?http://smart-buy-2004.com/?rd=18&e=qavdrqabbrcxjfflvujdflfebiugphqgjolbfldhffhrmodijonrcsv


Just look at these incredible features:

* Hand free or speaker phone
* Compatible with FSK/DTMF dual Caller ID
* 90 incoming call memories and 25 outgoing call memories
* Computer's Mouse Pad
* IP function
* Calendar and time display
* Caculator function
* One touch memory (up to 32 digits)
* Alarm function
* 5 level brightness adjustable 
* Conversation by earphone (included) or hand-free-mode

Simply plug in a phone line and/or the included earphone to turn this 
mouse pad into a hands free telephone or speakerphone. 

For more information:

http://g.msn.com/0US!s9.31612_317621/MY.2017?http://smart-buy-2004.com/?rd=18&e=ctm










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Postal address: P.O Box 66 Marysville, WA 98270


"Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"

"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never 
could get the hang of Thursdays.'" 

"What is it that you people do at this company?"

"`I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.'"

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The only Mouse Pad comes with the Phone

2004-01-27 Thread Harlow Demers
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 -- cypherpunks
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Introducing the Multi-Functional Executive Mouse Pad

The device is designed to cure those common clutter desktop spaces.

http://g.msn.com/0US!s9.31612_317621/MY.2017?http://smart-buy-2004.com/?rd=18&e=amlysgrdrynaadgubqyvnyaqs


Just look at these incredible features:

* Hand free or speaker phone
* Compatible with FSK/DTMF dual Caller ID
* 90 incoming call memories and 25 outgoing call memories
* Computer's Mouse Pad
* IP function
* Calendar and time display
* Caculator function
* One touch memory (up to 32 digits)
* Alarm function
* 5 level brightness adjustable 
* Conversation by earphone (included) or hand-free-mode

Simply plug in a phone line and/or the included earphone to turn this 
mouse pad into a hands free telephone or speakerphone. 

For more information:

http://g.msn.com/0US!s9.31612_317621/MY.2017?http://smart-buy-2004.com/?rd=18&e=dhudhxpuwidolupcxpfgk










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Postal address: P.O Box 66 Marysville, WA 98270


A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

`But the plans were on display...'

"Do I have to dress for the next interview?"

`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'

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