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A man who wanted to rest on the ground used a jar as a pillow. It was so
hard that he asked his servant to staff it with feathers to make it soft. A
pupil was talking about the recent fire in his school. "I knew it was going
to happen." he said, "Because we've been practicing for it all
year".Computer manufacturers are considering changing the instructional
words "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key", because too many people have
been calling to ask where the "Any" key is.
A very beautiful girl walked up to a department store's fabric counter and
said, "How much is this?""Only a kiss a meter," replied the smirking man
assistant."That's fine." replied the girl. "I'll take for meters." The
assistant quickly measured the material, wrapped it and then gave it to the
girl. Taking it, the girl turned and pointed to an old man standing beside
her. "MY grandpa will pay the bill." she said.
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was
expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had
not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there
was soon going to be one in his house too.One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor
were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough
for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.Pat came into the room
just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll
have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his
mother answered."It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us
there."
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