RE: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread Tyler Durden
First of all, the guy is a major dumbass...
My profile is radically different from all those who killed nearly 3,000 of
my countrymen on September 11, 2001. My holy book of choice is the Bible.
My race is Caucasian. I am a loyal, taxpaying, patriotic, evil-hating,
English-as-first-language, natural-born American. If profiling were
allowed, I wouldn't be the one filling out government forms to prove I'm
not a terrorist. The other guys would.
I'm thinking that the state-of-the-art on Cypherpunks is such that no real 
comment here is necessary.


The arbitrariness of all of this makes me think the security system isn't
very secure and that it is all a sham created by politicians to fool the
public into believing they are protecting us. Meanwhile, millions cross our
borders illegally, including untold numbers from countries that hate us.
This is precisely why Al-Qaeda sent 19 (or probably more) true-believers. 
Even if TSA lowers the odds, all you have to do is roll the dice many more 
times, and a few of the faithful will definitely get through the checkpoint. 
Security measures might stop a lone crazy, but the odds don't stand up if 
they send dozens of people into airports all around the country. And Iraq II 
is promising us a bumper crop of new 'terrorists'.

Seems to me it's going to be much easier for the US to stop fucking around 
over there. Oh wait, we can't do that because then the terrorists have 
won. Waitaminute...doesn't Algeria prove that terrorism wins, eventually?

-TD

From: R.A. Hettinga [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Airport insanity
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:08:59 -0400
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/calthomas/printct20041013.shtml
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Airport insanity
Cal Thomas (back to web version) | Send
October 13, 2004
Ted Kennedy and I have something in common. We are both on airline lists as
potential terror suspects.
Kennedy was recently denied access to a US Airways flight out of
Washington, one he has taken for 40 years.
I am on a US Airways list of some type that apparently requires airline
employees to take my driver's license behind closed doors, have a
conference and then stamp my ticket with a code that mandates my person and
my carry-on bag be searched. Every time I fly, which is sometimes several
times a week. I especially appreciate the crotch grab to make sure I'm not
hiding any weapons of mass destruction. How would you like to be the
trainer for this procedure?
The idiocy virus is now spreading to other airlines. It seems someone who
shares my name is wanted by authorities. I hope he is getting some of my
hate mail. Logic should dictate that once I prove I am not the guy they are
looking for, they would take me off the suspect list. But, no, our misnamed
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is anything but logical.
US Airways gives me a TSA phone number to call. I am not surprised when a
machine answers. The machine promises a prompt response. I leave a
message. There is no response. A few days later, I call again. Same
recording, same message, same non-response. I send an e-mail to TSA. This
time I receive an automated reply, assuring me of a prompt response. Two
days later, I receive another e-mail informing me I will have to fill out a
form to prove I am not a terrorist. This is an interesting twist on the
innocent until proven guilty standard in law.
The confusion plot thickens. Two weeks ago, TSA approved my application for
registered traveler status as part of an experimental program at some
airports for frequent travelers. I recorded my eye print and fingerprint,
and now a machine can identify me and allow me to go to the head of the
security line, but only at the airport where I applied.
Other participating airports require applications to be made at each of
those airports, even though the paperwork presumably goes to TSA
headquarters. Why can't TSA look at that one application that has been
approved and take me off their watch list, or whatever they call it? Is
logic not in government dictionaries?
Things have become so ridiculous on the road that a TSA screener in Duluth,
Minn., last week required me to open my computer bag, whereupon she used
one of those devices that resemble a deodorant pad and wiped every
electrical cord. When I asked why, she responded, The downed Russian
airliners. When I noted that Duluth was the only airport in the country
where my electrical cords had been wiped, she replied, Everyone is
supposed to.
The arbitrariness of all of this makes me think the security system isn't
very secure and that it is all a sham created by politicians to fool the
public into believing they are protecting us. Meanwhile, millions cross our
borders illegally, including untold numbers from countries that hate us.
Why isn't the Bush administration doing something about illegal immigration
instead of pretending these people are coming here solely to do manual
labor we native Americans don't want to do? Wouldn't we 

Re: Cash, Credit -- or Prints?

2004-10-15 Thread Peter Gutmann
Alan Barrett [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

On Tue, 12 Oct 2004, John Kelsey wrote:
but there doesn't seem to be a clean process for determining how
skilled an attacker needs to be to, say, scan my finger once, and
produce either a fake finger or a machine for projecting a fake
fingerprint into the reader.

... or a replacement reader that fakes the signals to the rest of the
security system.

I've seen a number of smart card/PCMCIA combo devices that to this, they have
a discrete fingerprint sensor device connected to a discrete crypto device.
You can fake out the fingerprint check portion by tying one of the connecting
lines to Vcc or GND.

Peter.



At least there's some (attempt at) common sense in airline security

2004-10-15 Thread Peter Gutmann
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3600794thesection=newsthesubsection=general

Ease off says air security boss
15.10.2004

Security on domestic flights is too strict and should be downgraded, says the
head of the Aviation Security Service.

General manager Mark Everitt, a former police detective with 21 years'
experience, said if he had his way passengers would be able to take Swiss Army
knives and other small, sharp objects on board domestic flights.

I'm actually an advocate for letting these things back on the aircraft. It's
time to back up a little, he told delegates at the Police Association's
annual conference yesterday.

But New Zealand had to meet international security standards and his personal
view was not enough to instigate a review of security standards.

Knowing levels of risk was the key to ensuring flights were safe, said Mr
Everitt. The banning of small knives did not stop attacks in the air.

[...]



Vote-counting glitch in NZ local elections

2004-10-15 Thread Peter Gutmann
Looks like you can mess up voting even if there is a paper trail.  These are
paper votes that are electronically counted, so the problem was in the
electronic processing, not the actual voting procedure.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3600391thesection=newsthesubsection=generalthesecondsubsection=reportid=1162640

Let me count the ways ...
14.10.2004

[...]

An electronic processing and counting botch-up has left the results for seven
city and district councils and 18 district health boards up in the air. Final
results, due yesterday, have been delayed indefinitely.

Mr Carter blamed the company Datamail, which was contracted by Electionz.com -
the company hired by many councils to manage their elections - to count the
votes from electronically scanned voting papers.

[...]

Peter.



Re: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread Damian Gerow
Thus spake James A. Donald ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) [15/10/04 15:19]:
: Has anyone who does not look a terrorist done a suicide mission 
: outside Israel or Russia? Recall the shoe bomber.   You just
: had to look at him. You would think the airport screeners would
: need to be half brain dead to let him on the plane.  Come to
: think of it, they are half brain dead, but laws that require
: them to pretend to be stupider than they actually are do not
: help.

I've had more than one comment about my ID photos that amount to basically:
You look like you've just left a terrorist training camp.  For whatever
reason, pictures of me always come out looking like some crazed religious
fanatic.  But that doesn't mean that I'm going to bomb anything.  And I sure
hope that I'm not going to be detained or denied entry because of how I
*look*, alone.



RE: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread James A. Donald
--
 My profile is radically different from all those who killed 
 nearly 3,000 of my countrymen on September 11, 2001. My 
 holy book of choice is the Bible. My race is Caucasian. I 
 am a loyal, taxpaying, patriotic, evil-hating, 
 English-as-first-language, natural-born American. If 
 profiling were allowed, I wouldn't be the one filling out 
 government forms to prove I'm not a terrorist. The other 
 guys would.

On 15 Oct 2004 at 10:02, Tyler Durden wrote:
 I'm thinking that the state-of-the-art on Cypherpunks is such 
 that no real comment here is necessary.

Has anyone who does not look a terrorist done a suicide mission 
outside Israel or Russia? Recall the shoe bomber.   You just
had to look at him. You would think the airport screeners would
need to be half brain dead to let him on the plane.  Come to
think of it, they are half brain dead, but laws that require
them to pretend to be stupider than they actually are do not
help.

 This is precisely why Al-Qaeda sent 19 (or probably more) 
 true-believers. Even if TSA lowers the odds, all you have to 
 do is roll the dice many more times, and a few of the 
 faithful will definitely get through the checkpoint.

Just don't let anyone who looks like the shoe bomber fly. 
Problem solved.  A restaurant should be able to turn away those 
whose looks they do not like, and an airline likewise.

There are probably a few innocents in Guantenamo, but they 
released at least one Al Quaeda terrorist who promptly got back 
in business murdering large numbers of people, and was caught 
doing it - so presumably they have released lots of others who 
have committed lots of murders, and not been caught doing it.

Anyone who was non Afghan and in Afghanistan in the middle of 
the war without a good explanation should have been executed by 
the Northern Alliance or imprisoned permanently in Guatenamo.

Yes, I do support internment, as wartime measure, during real 
war, against an ethnically based enemy. Similarly I support 
shelling enemies who surround themselves with captive women and 
children, as Sadr did in Najaf.   That hostage crisis was ended 
by negotiation, but because the administration were reluctant 
to shell the mosque, the deal was settled on very unfavorable 
terms. 

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RE: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread Tyler Durden
OK, Mr Donald...you're shittin' me, right?
Has anyone who does not look a terrorist done a suicide mission
outside Israel or Russia?
If you define a suicide mission a priori as the act of a terrorist (I guess 
I do), then by definition anyone who performs such an act is a terrorist. 
Therefore, anyone who performs a suicide mission looks like a terrorist. 
Guess it's simple, then eh?

Recall the shoe bomber.   You just
had to look at him.
Yer trollin me, I just know it! YAAGH but I can't help myself...I gotta 
respond! I guess it's OK then if we don't allow strange looking people on 
the planes. Come to think of it, I think YOU look like a terrorist...

You would think the airport screeners would
need to be half brain dead to let him on the plane.  Come to
think of it, they are half brain dead, but laws that require
them to pretend to be stupider than they actually are do not
help.
OK, so you not only want to stop anybody odd looking from getting on an 
airplane, you want near-welfare, minimum-wage HS dropouts be responsible for 
determining what odd means?


Just don't let anyone who looks like the shoe bomber fly.
Problem solved.
Huh? The one flaw in this logic is that this only works if you can send this 
particular definition of suspicious looks backwards in time. The 
shoe-bomber is a particularly interesting case, as I believe the dude was 
ethnically British. He might have looked odd from the photo you saw 
circulated in the press, but I'd bet a lot of money no one would have picked 
him as looking like a terrorist. However, since we now know about what the 
shoe-bomber looks like, it should be relatively easy to stop his genetic 
clones or identical twins from boarding planes in the future. Problem 
Solved indeed. However, this might not work against people that DON'T look 
like the shoe-bomber.

There are probably a few innocents in Guantenamo, but they
released at least one Al Quaeda terrorist who promptly got back
in business murdering large numbers of people, and was caught
doing it - so presumably they have released lots of others who
have committed lots of murders, and not been caught doing it.
Hum. An interesting, Stalinist logic. Well, Stalin was on a certain level 
immensely practical. I say we build a big electrified fence around Cobble 
Hill Brooklyn and fuck 'em...SOMEONE in there is definitely Al-Qaeda, 
therefore let's assume everyone in there's guilty until proven innocent.

Anyone who was non Afghan and in Afghanistan in the middle of
the war without a good explanation should have been executed by
the Northern Alliance or imprisoned permanently in Guatenamo.
So likewise would you agree that if any non-citizen US soldiers (there are 
10s of thousands non-citizen soldiers in the US) are captured in the 
numerous future wars, then they captors have the right to execute them on 
the spot? Uhm...no Geneva convention or anything? What the hell, it's a 
free-for-all anyway!


Yes, I do support internment, as wartime measure, during real
war, against an ethnically based enemy.
Wow. Since Iranians are Indo-European (ie, white), then in the event of war 
with Iran would you advocate rounding up all Americans of Indo-European 
ancestry? Does this have to be pure, or should we grab the African 
Americans too (which have large % of Indo-European genes)?

Oh wait, most of the Afghans are Indo-Europeans too. So if you're arrested 
then you'll certainly understand that we're really just protecting the US 
from your possible collusion with your relatives in Afghanistan...

What seems to be clear to me is that you believe that your opinions 
originate from some self-consistent logical framework that is unpopular in 
some quarters. What also seems clear to me that it's really an inconsistent 
hodgepodge thrown up around the real goal, American domination at all costs, 
damn the logic and damn the consequences.

-TD

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Re: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread R.A. Hettinga
At 3:55 PM -0700 10/15/04, John Young wrote:
Most of the Boston Red Sox team look as if they have just
come from a terrorist training camp for blind, handless barbers,
decked-out in ill-fitting sports gear, staring wild-eyed at
RPGs being fired at their heads and nuts, swinging clubs futilely
at the inerrant missiles, their ass-wipe paws swollen into giant
shit-covered patties, muttering homicidal jihads against devil-bred
yankees.

Yeah, but just wait until next year...

;-)

Cheers,
RAH

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Re: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread John Young
Most of the Boston Red Sox team look as if they have just
come from a terrorist training camp for blind, handless barbers, 
decked-out in ill-fitting sports gear, staring wild-eyed at 
RPGs being fired at their heads and nuts, swinging clubs futilely 
at the inerrant missiles, their ass-wipe paws swollen into giant 
shit-covered patties, muttering homicidal jihads against devil-bred 
yankees.




RE: Airport insanity

2004-10-15 Thread John Kelsey
From: Tyler Durden [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Oct 15, 2004 10:02 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Airport insanity

First of all, the guy is a major dumbass...

My profile is radically different from all those who killed nearly 3,000 of
my countrymen on September 11, 2001. My holy book of choice is the Bible.
My race is Caucasian. I am a loyal, taxpaying, patriotic, evil-hating,
English-as-first-language, natural-born American. If profiling were
allowed, I wouldn't be the one filling out government forms to prove I'm
not a terrorist. The other guys would.

I'm thinking that the state-of-the-art on Cypherpunks is such that no real 
comment here is necessary.

Ahh, thanks for flying, Mr McVeigh.  You're in seat 1A, just behind the cockpit.  We 
like to put patriotic Americans there to make sure there's no risk of in-flight 
terrorism.  

This is precisely why Al-Qaeda sent 19 (or probably more) true-believers. 
Even if TSA lowers the odds, all you have to do is roll the dice many more 
times, and a few of the faithful will definitely get through the checkpoint. 
Security measures might stop a lone crazy, but the odds don't stand up if 
they send dozens of people into airports all around the country. And Iraq II 
is promising us a bumper crop of new 'terrorists'.

Yep.  It gives you a warm feeling all over to know that we're spending billions of 
dollars on running a nation-sized terrorist training camp.  Ah, but not to worry.  
*These* terrorists won't get WMDs.  We know, because apparently there's not a gram of 
WMD anywhere in Iraq.  And besides, A.G. Khan has been brought to justice, and is now 
requiring proof of identity and a major credit card before shipping you the Nuclear 
Weapons Program in a Box set, and North Korea is too busy stockpiling nukes and 
missiles for an upcoming negotiated settlement to certain border questions to sell 
any of them to any (other) crazies.  Why the only other place where there's a risk of 
nuclear proliferation is in the old Soviet Union--and we all know *they* don't have 
any Islamic fundamentalist terrorists running about.  So we can clearly rest easy.  

It's a good thing we've got an administration in the White House who cares about 
security and the war on terror.  Otherwise, I'd be a mite worried about now

..
-TD

--John Kelsey