AP is back...

2004-05-07 Thread Major Variola (ret)
We in al Qaeda organization are committed to a prize of 10,000 grams of
gold to whoever kills Bremer,
his deputy, the commander of American forces or his deputy in Iraq, the
voice said.

Bin Laden also offers 1kg of gold for killing a US
soldier or civilians, and 500 grams for killing an allied
civilian or soldier.

Terrorists in Fallujah claim they'll
give $15 million each for the heads of
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen.
Ricardo Sanchez and Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmit.


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How do you declare this on your 1040?
Can Americans involved in friendly-fire incidents collect?





RE: AP is back...

2004-05-07 Thread Tyler Durden
Terrorists in Fallujah claim they'll
give $15 million each for the heads of
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen.
Ricardo Sanchez and Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmit.
Well, does the actual HEAD have to be delivered? That might reduce the 
options considerably...

-TD



From: Major Variola (ret) [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: AP is back...
Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 08:38:20 -0700
We in al Qaeda organization are committed to a prize of 10,000 grams of
gold to whoever kills Bremer,
his deputy, the commander of American forces or his deputy in Iraq, the
voice said.
Bin Laden also offers 1kg of gold for killing a US
soldier or civilians, and 500 grams for killing an allied
civilian or soldier.
Terrorists in Fallujah claim they'll
give $15 million each for the heads of
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen.
Ricardo Sanchez and Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmit.
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How do you declare this on your 1040?
Can Americans involved in friendly-fire incidents collect?


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