Re: Ashcroft's bake sale, no questions allowed, gvt-issued photo ID required

2003-11-20 Thread Steve Furlong
On Wed, 2003-11-19 at 19:49, Bill Stewart wrote:
> Too bad it's past tomato season on the East Coast

Shit, we've (upstate NY, along the Mohawk River) already had our first
snow. Didn't stick, but the chill in the air is literal, not figurative.



Re: Ashcroft's bake sale, no questions allowed, gvt-issued photo ID required

2003-11-20 Thread Bill Stewart
> Declan McCullagh ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote on 2003-11-19:
> > There will be no questions and answers.
>
> To a non native speaker, this phrase seems to imply a scary
> level of control over the media people.
> "There will be no questions. Dissenters will be shot on the spot."

Remember, the Government isn't speaking English, they're speaking
Bureauspeak,which is a more verbose version of Newspeak,
so most of us here are non-native speakers.

There'll be lots of *questions*, like "Who's getting baked?"
and "When can we impeach the Vegetable?", and
"Oh, my, what absurdly offensive thing will they come up with this time?".

On the other hand, the announcement only says that the _media_
need to have Government-Issued ID and Official Press Passes
and come in the Embedded Servants' Entrance.
Wear your overalls and bring a box of pumpkins and cabbage
and you can walk on in the front door with the other farmers.
Probably have to leave your pitchfork behind,
because even the Bush League gets nervous around peasants with pitchforks,
but no problem if you've got your cell-phone/camera/recorder.
Too bad it's past tomato season on the East Coast

Farmer Bill



-- 

Bill Stewart [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: Ashcroft's bake sale, no questions allowed, gvt-issued photo ID required

2003-11-20 Thread privacy.at Anonymous Remailer

Declan McCullagh ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote on 2003-11-19:
> There will be no questions and answers.

To a non native speaker, this phrase seems to imply a scary
level of control over the media people. 

"There will be no questions. Dissenters will be shot on the spot."



Re: Ashcroft's bake sale, no questions allowed, gvt-issued photo ID required

2003-11-19 Thread Tim May
On Nov 19, 2003, at 8:38 AM, Declan McCullagh wrote:

PRESS GUIDANCE
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2003
ATTORNEY GENERAL
NOTE: Media must enter the Department at the center entrance on 
Constitution Avenue, N.W., between Ninth and Tenth Street.  ALL media 
MUST PRESENT GOVERNMENT-ISSUED PHOTO ID (such as driver's license) as 
well as VALID MEDIA CREDENTIALS.  A mult-box will be available.  Press 
inquiries regarding logistics should be directed to Heather Cutchens 
at (202) 532-5403.

"VALID MEDIA CREDENTIALS."

Nice to know the AG is enforcing reporter licensing.

--Tim May



Ashcroft's bake sale, no questions allowed, gvt-issued photo ID required

2003-11-19 Thread Declan McCullagh
PRESS GUIDANCE
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2003
ATTORNEY GENERAL

WASHINGTON, D.C.- Attorney General John Ashcroft will deliver welcoming 
remarks at the Department of Justice Fallfest at 11:10 A.M. EST.  Local 
farmers will offer herbs, jams, baked goods, and fresh-from-the-farm 
seasonal vegetables for purchase.  CFC charities that work to reduce hunger 
in our community will be present.  There will be no questions and answers.

		WHO:		Attorney General Ashcroft

  		WHAT: 	Remarks at the Department of Justice Fallfest	

  		WHEN:	11:10 A.M. EST
Media arrival and registration BY 10:00 A.M. EST due to extra security 
measures
	
		WHERE:	The Great Hall
Main Justice Building
Constitution Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20530

NOTE: Media must enter the Department at the center entrance on 
Constitution Avenue, N.W., between Ninth and Tenth Street.  ALL media MUST 
PRESENT GOVERNMENT-ISSUED PHOTO ID (such as driver's license) as well as 
VALID MEDIA CREDENTIALS.  A mult-box will be available.  Press inquiries 
regarding logistics should be directed to Heather Cutchens at (202) 532-5403.

Attorney General John Ashcroft will hold a photo-op with Solicitor General 
of Canada Wayne Easter at 12:00 P.M. EST.  There will be no questions and 
answers.