Re: the new Keyser Sose (was Re: Do androids dream of electric camels?)

2004-11-04 Thread Bill Stewart
Not sure if the old Keyser Sose was limping or not,
but he came out last week to give George Bush's campaign a helpful
Booga booga booga to remind the sheeple that he's still there.
Bush's speech had bragged that Osama could run, but he can't hide,
and Kerry neglected the chance to remind the public that
Osama ran, and he's hidden real well, and that Bush has been
too busy with the war on Saddam to bother catching him.


Re: the new Keyser Sose (was Re: Do androids dream of electric camels?)

2004-11-04 Thread R.A. Hettinga
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At 4:43 PM -0800 11/3/04, Bill Stewart wrote:
Not sure if the old Keyser Sose was limping or not,
but he came out last week to give George Bush's campaign a helpful
Booga booga booga to remind the sheeple that he's still there.

Karl Rove did it. Walter Cronkite says so. [Bwahahahaha!]

Bush's speech had bragged that Osama could run, but he can't hide,
and Kerry neglected the chance to remind the public that
Osama ran, and he's hidden real well, and that Bush has been
too busy with the war on Saddam to bother catching him.

Two words, Bill: Whitey Bulger.

Boo!

Mirthfully yours,
RAH
Glee. It's not just for breakfast, anymore.

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the new Keyser Sose (was Re: Do androids dream of electric camels?)

2004-11-04 Thread R.A. Hettinga
At 8:34 PM + 11/3/04, POPBITCH wrote:
 Hardline Honeyz 2 
Al Zarqawi: the unusual suspect

Mysterious Jordanian celebrity executioner Abu
Musab Al Zarqawi is a huge hit with lovers of
Hardline Honeyz. With a $25m price tag on his
head, al Zarqawi shot to fame as the star of
Sheik Abu Musab Al Zarqawi slaughters an
American infidel with his own hands, a video
showing the death of Iraq hostage Nicholas Berg.
But is Al Zarqawi for real?

A Jordanian of that name did fight in Afganistan
in the 80s and in Kurdish Iraq in the 90s,
with a group called Ansar al-Islam, but no more
was heard of him until Colin Powell's famous
warmongering speech to the UN named him as the
link between Saddam and Osama. Since then Al
Zarqawi has become a mythic bogeyman blamed for
almost every real or imagined terrorist threat.

*Suddenly he was al-Qaeda's bioterrorism expert
and head of terror camps in Saddam-era Iraq; he'd
never previously been linked to either.
* US intelligence experts say Berg's executioner
clearly didn't have a Jordanian accent.
* Iraqi insurgents claimed Al Zarqawi was dead,
and all new captured operatives from Ansar
al-Islam say they've never laid eyes on him.
* CIA said he only had one leg after an operation
in Baghdad, but since the executioner in the
video clearly had two they now say, er, he has
two after all.

So... Al Zarqawi: he's the new Keyser Sose.

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