the new Keyser Sose (was Re: "Do androids dream of electric camels?")

[R.A. Hettinga]

At 8:34 PM + 11/3/04, POPBITCH wrote:
>>> Hardline Honeyz 2 <<
>Al Zarqawi: the unusual suspect
>
>Mysterious Jordanian celebrity executioner Abu
>Musab Al Zarqawi is a huge hit with lovers of
>Hardline Honeyz. With a $25m price tag on his
>head, al Zarqawi shot to fame as the star of
>"Sheik Abu Musab Al Zarqawi slaughters an
>American infidel with his own hands", a video
>showing the death of Iraq hostage Nicholas Berg.
>But is Al Zarqawi for real?
>
>A Jordanian of that name did fight in Afganistan
>in the 80s and in Kurdish Iraq in the 90s,
>with a group called Ansar al-Islam, but no more
>was heard of him until Colin Powell's famous
>warmongering speech to the UN named him as the
>link between Saddam and Osama. Since then Al
>Zarqawi has become a mythic bogeyman blamed for
>almost every real or imagined terrorist threat.
>
>*Suddenly he was al-Qaeda's bioterrorism expert
>and head of terror camps in Saddam-era Iraq; he'd
>never previously been linked to either.
>* US intelligence experts say Berg's executioner
>clearly didn't have a Jordanian accent.
>* Iraqi insurgents claimed Al Zarqawi was dead,
>and all new captured operatives from Ansar
>al-Islam say they've never laid eyes on him.
>* CIA said he only had one leg after an operation
>in Baghdad, but since the executioner in the
>video clearly had two they now say, er, he has
>two after all.
>
>So... Al Zarqawi: he's the new Keyser Sose.

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Re: the new Keyser Sose (was Re: "Do androids dream of electric camels?")

[R.A. Hettinga]

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At 4:43 PM -0800 11/3/04, Bill Stewart wrote:
>Not sure if the old Keyser Sose was limping or not,
>but he came out last week to give George Bush's campaign a helpful
>"Booga booga booga" to remind the sheeple that he's still there.

Karl Rove did it. Walter Cronkite says so. [Bwahahahaha!]

>Bush's speech had bragged that Osama could "run, but he can't hide",
>and Kerry neglected the chance to remind the public that
>Osama ran, and he's hidden real well, and that Bush has been
>too busy with the war on Saddam to bother catching him.

Two words, Bill: Whitey Bulger.

Boo!

Mirthfully yours,
RAH
Glee. It's not just for breakfast, anymore.

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"... however it may deserve respect for its usefulness and antiquity,
[predicting the end of the world] has not been found agreeable to
experience." -- Edward Gibbon, 'Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire'

Re: the new Keyser Sose (was Re: "Do androids dream of electric camels?")

[Bill Stewart]

Not sure if the old Keyser Sose was limping or not,
but he came out last week to give George Bush's campaign a helpful
"Booga booga booga" to remind the sheeple that he's still there.
Bush's speech had bragged that Osama could "run, but he can't hide",
and Kerry neglected the chance to remind the public that
Osama ran, and he's hidden real well, and that Bush has been
too busy with the war on Saddam to bother catching him.