Re: easter eggs

2001-12-29 Thread Nori Heikkinen
(speaking of which, the best part of the xroach manpage is this:


BUGS
   As given by the -roaches option. Default is 10.

:)



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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-29 Thread Nori Heikkinen
on Sat, 29 Dec 2001 10:01:21AM +0100, marTin insinuated:
> but yes, this provides for great phun:
> 
> # ln /usr/games/xroach /usr/bin/X11/xwauth
> # cat << EOF >> ~user/.xsession
> 
> # important addition: don't remove or your harddrive will fail!
> (while true; do sleep $RANDOM; \
>/usr/bin/X11/xwauth -speed 3.0 -rgc red -squish; done) &
 
> EOF
> # laugh && exit

i believe it was the -rgc flag, or "roach_gut_color" (for when you
squish them), that tipped me off, even when you renamed it to try and
look like a system file. (yes, the rgc is configurable -- the manpage
recommends 'yellowgreen', but red is sufficiently nasty!)  



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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-29 Thread martin f krafft
also sprach nori heikkinen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.29.0313 +0100]:
> oh yes, you do!  i believe that's how i got to know the commands 'ps 
> aux' and 'kill' in great detail.  :)

gosh, nori, you are diminishing my seriousity on this list...

(just kidding, there's never been any)

but yes, this provides for great phun:

# ln /usr/games/xroach /usr/bin/X11/xwauth
# cat << EOF >> ~user/.xsession

# important addition: don't remove or your harddrive will fail!
(while true; do sleep $RANDOM; \
   /usr/bin/X11/xwauth -speed 3.0 -rgc red -squish; done) &

EOF
# laugh && exit

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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-28 Thread Nori Heikkinen
on Thu, 27 Dec 2001 01:25:49PM +0100, marTin insinuated:
> also sprach Paul Mackinney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.1152 +0100]:
> > That is so creepy! Be sure to write a startup script for it to put in
> > /etc/rc2.d :-)
> 
> mh... it's more an xsession thing imho... but yes, it'll
> automatically start after a random delay... i do have experience
> with that ;)
 
oh yes, you do!  i believe that's how i got to know the commands 'ps 
aux' and 'kill' in great detail.  :)



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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-27 Thread Michael Mauch
martin f krafft schrieb:

> also sprach Paul Mackinney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.1152 +0100]:
> > That is so creepy! Be sure to write a startup script for it to put in
> > /etc/rc2.d :-)
> 
> mh... it's more an xsession thing imho... but yes, it'll automatically
> start after a random delay... i do have experience with that ;)

There's also xpenguins and xsimpsons (no .deb -> freshmeat).

Regards...
Michael



Re: easter eggs

2001-12-27 Thread martin f krafft
also sprach Paul Mackinney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.1152 +0100]:
> That is so creepy! Be sure to write a startup script for it to put in
> /etc/rc2.d :-)

mh... it's more an xsession thing imho... but yes, it'll automatically
start after a random delay... i do have experience with that ;)

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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-27 Thread Romain Lerallut
Thus spake martin f krafft on Thu, Dec 27, 2001 at 02:05:18AM +0100:
> also sprach Romain Lerallut <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.0136 +0100]:
> > if you type 'sl' (usually instead of 'ls') you get a nice
> > steam-powered ascii train rolling across your terminal.
> 
> awesome!!! but he doesn't use the console. i still installed it on all
> my servers for the users' pleasures ;)

What about xsnow ?

Not exactly an easter egg, but with some hacking of his
.xsession 
Besides, it's the season ! 

:)

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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-27 Thread Paul Mackinney
martin f krafft muttered:
> also sprach martin f krafft <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.0205 +0100]:
> > awesome!!! but he doesn't use the console. i still installed it on all
> > my servers for the users' pleasures ;)
> 
> xroach
> 
That is so creepy! Be sure to write a startup script for it to put in
/etc/rc2.d :-)

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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-26 Thread martin f krafft
also sprach martin f krafft <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.0205 +0100]:
> awesome!!! but he doesn't use the console. i still installed it on all
> my servers for the users' pleasures ;)

xroach

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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-26 Thread martin f krafft
also sprach Romain Lerallut <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> [2001.12.27.0136 +0100]:
> if you type 'sl' (usually instead of 'ls') you get a nice
> steam-powered ascii train rolling across your terminal.

awesome!!! but he doesn't use the console. i still installed it on all
my servers for the users' pleasures ;)

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Re: easter eggs

2001-12-26 Thread Erik Steffl
martin f krafft wrote:
> 
> i am installing a debian system for my brother, and i need to pack it
> with easter eggs and weirdities to the brim. any hints? ;)
> 
> yes, this is satire.

  you need sl, you don't want to waste mistyped ls

erik



Re: easter eggs

2001-12-26 Thread Romain Lerallut
Thus spake martin f krafft on Thu, Dec 27, 2001 at 01:17:03AM +0100:
> i am installing a debian system for my brother, and i need to pack it
> with easter eggs and weirdities to the brim. any hints? ;)

In case he ever uses console, you should install 'sl'

if you type 'sl' (usually instead of 'ls') you get a nice
steam-powered ascii train rolling across your terminal.

If you get a nice list of easter eggs, I'd be interested in
them, as I evangelize quite a lot of my friends.

:)

HTH, and happy new year !
Romain



easter eggs

2001-12-26 Thread martin f krafft
i am installing a debian system for my brother, and i need to pack it
with easter eggs and weirdities to the brim. any hints? ;)

yes, this is satire. 

PS: no nori, you need not take further action...

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