Re: [jira] [Created] (DRILL-4638) Netflix support

2016-04-26 Thread Jason Altekruse 
select * from netflix.seinfeld where where script_text like '%BOSCO!%'

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyEFiaUQYGE

Jason Altekruse
Software Engineer at Dremio
Apache Drill Committer

On Tue, Apr 26, 2016 at 9:14 AM, Jim Bates  wrote:

> Auto streaming of new netflix shows if query times are running longer then
> expected.
>
> On Tue, Apr 26, 2016 at 3:42 AM, Aditya  wrote:
>
> > For a minute I thought: "cool, new plugin!!!" :)
> >
> > On Tue, Apr 26, 2016 at 12:26 AM, Julian Hyde  wrote:
> >
> > > This is part of the spam storm that has been sweeping many Apache
> > > projects’ JIRA accounts over the past few days.
> > >
> > > Julian
> > >
> > >
> > > > On Apr 23, 2016, at 4:50 PM, Edmon Begoli  wrote:
> > > >
> > > > How in the world did this sneak into the JIRA?
> > > >
> > > > Are we going to get next an email from alleged Nigerian prince about
> > the
> > > > massive inheritance?
> > > >
> > > > On Sat, Apr 23, 2016 at 1:01 PM, Admas lewis (JIRA)  >
> > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Admas lewis created DRILL-4638:
> > > >> --
> > > >>
> > > >> Summary: Netflix support
> > > >> Key: DRILL-4638
> > > >> URL:
> https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DRILL-4638
> > > >> Project: Apache Drill
> > > >>  Issue Type: Bug
> > > >>  Components: Client - C++
> > > >>Affects Versions: 1.6.0
> > > >> Environment: netflix helpline
> > > >>Reporter: Admas lewis
> > > >>Priority: Trivial
> > > >> Fix For: 1.5.0
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> If you're facing any drawback together with your Netflix or your
> > Netflix
> > > >> isn't connecting then please provide U.S.A. a invoke our toll free
> > > number:
> > > >> 1-855-855-3090.
> > > >>
> > > >>
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Re: [jira] [Created] (DRILL-4638) Netflix support

2016-04-26 Thread Jim Bates 
Auto streaming of new netflix shows if query times are running longer then
expected.

On Tue, Apr 26, 2016 at 3:42 AM, Aditya  wrote:

> For a minute I thought: "cool, new plugin!!!" :)
>
> On Tue, Apr 26, 2016 at 12:26 AM, Julian Hyde  wrote:
>
> > This is part of the spam storm that has been sweeping many Apache
> > projects’ JIRA accounts over the past few days.
> >
> > Julian
> >
> >
> > > On Apr 23, 2016, at 4:50 PM, Edmon Begoli  wrote:
> > >
> > > How in the world did this sneak into the JIRA?
> > >
> > > Are we going to get next an email from alleged Nigerian prince about
> the
> > > massive inheritance?
> > >
> > > On Sat, Apr 23, 2016 at 1:01 PM, Admas lewis (JIRA) 
> > wrote:
> > >
> > >> Admas lewis created DRILL-4638:
> > >> --
> > >>
> > >> Summary: Netflix support
> > >> Key: DRILL-4638
> > >> URL: https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DRILL-4638
> > >> Project: Apache Drill
> > >>  Issue Type: Bug
> > >>  Components: Client - C++
> > >>Affects Versions: 1.6.0
> > >> Environment: netflix helpline
> > >>Reporter: Admas lewis
> > >>Priority: Trivial
> > >> Fix For: 1.5.0
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> If you're facing any drawback together with your Netflix or your
> Netflix
> > >> isn't connecting then please provide U.S.A. a invoke our toll free
> > number:
> > >> 1-855-855-3090.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> --
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> > >>
> >
> >
>

Re: [jira] [Created] (DRILL-4638) Netflix support

2016-04-26 Thread Aditya 
For a minute I thought: "cool, new plugin!!!" :)

On Tue, Apr 26, 2016 at 12:26 AM, Julian Hyde  wrote:

> This is part of the spam storm that has been sweeping many Apache
> projects’ JIRA accounts over the past few days.
>
> Julian
>
>
> > On Apr 23, 2016, at 4:50 PM, Edmon Begoli  wrote:
> >
> > How in the world did this sneak into the JIRA?
> >
> > Are we going to get next an email from alleged Nigerian prince about the
> > massive inheritance?
> >
> > On Sat, Apr 23, 2016 at 1:01 PM, Admas lewis (JIRA) 
> wrote:
> >
> >> Admas lewis created DRILL-4638:
> >> --
> >>
> >> Summary: Netflix support
> >> Key: DRILL-4638
> >> URL: https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DRILL-4638
> >> Project: Apache Drill
> >>  Issue Type: Bug
> >>  Components: Client - C++
> >>Affects Versions: 1.6.0
> >> Environment: netflix helpline
> >>Reporter: Admas lewis
> >>Priority: Trivial
> >> Fix For: 1.5.0
> >>
> >>
> >> If you're facing any drawback together with your Netflix or your Netflix
> >> isn't connecting then please provide U.S.A. a invoke our toll free
> number:
> >> 1-855-855-3090.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> --
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> >>
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>

Re: [jira] [Created] (DRILL-4638) Netflix support

2016-04-26 Thread Julian Hyde 
This is part of the spam storm that has been sweeping many Apache projects’ 
JIRA accounts over the past few days.

Julian


> On Apr 23, 2016, at 4:50 PM, Edmon Begoli  wrote:
> 
> How in the world did this sneak into the JIRA?
> 
> Are we going to get next an email from alleged Nigerian prince about the
> massive inheritance?
> 
> On Sat, Apr 23, 2016 at 1:01 PM, Admas lewis (JIRA)  wrote:
> 
>> Admas lewis created DRILL-4638:
>> --
>> 
>> Summary: Netflix support
>> Key: DRILL-4638
>> URL: https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DRILL-4638
>> Project: Apache Drill
>>  Issue Type: Bug
>>  Components: Client - C++
>>Affects Versions: 1.6.0
>> Environment: netflix helpline
>>Reporter: Admas lewis
>>Priority: Trivial
>> Fix For: 1.5.0
>> 
>> 
>> If you're facing any drawback together with your Netflix or your Netflix
>> isn't connecting then please provide U.S.A. a invoke our toll free number:
>> 1-855-855-3090.
>> 
>> 
>> 
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Re: [jira] [Created] (DRILL-4638) Netflix support

2016-04-23 Thread Edmon Begoli 
How in the world did this sneak into the JIRA?

Are we going to get next an email from alleged Nigerian prince about the
massive inheritance?

On Sat, Apr 23, 2016 at 1:01 PM, Admas lewis (JIRA)  wrote:

> Admas lewis created DRILL-4638:
> --
>
>  Summary: Netflix support
>  Key: DRILL-4638
>  URL: https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DRILL-4638
>  Project: Apache Drill
>   Issue Type: Bug
>   Components: Client - C++
> Affects Versions: 1.6.0
>  Environment: netflix helpline
> Reporter: Admas lewis
> Priority: Trivial
>  Fix For: 1.5.0
>
>
> If you're facing any drawback together with your Netflix or your Netflix
> isn't connecting then please provide U.S.A. a invoke our toll free number:
> 1-855-855-3090.
>
>
>
> --
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[jira] [Created] (DRILL-4638) Netflix support

2016-04-23 Thread Admas lewis (JIRA) 
Admas lewis created DRILL-4638:
--

 Summary: Netflix support
 Key: DRILL-4638
 URL: https://issues.apache.org/jira/browse/DRILL-4638
 Project: Apache Drill
  Issue Type: Bug
  Components: Client - C++
Affects Versions: 1.6.0
 Environment: netflix helpline
Reporter: Admas lewis
Priority: Trivial
 Fix For: 1.5.0


If you're facing any drawback together with your Netflix or your Netflix isn't 
connecting then please provide U.S.A. a invoke our toll free number: 
1-855-855-3090. 



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