RE: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)

2007-10-18 Thread bruce mallon
THAT WAS GOOD ! LOL


--- r_lwesterfield <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

> This is excellent . . . just what this group needs .
> . . and I deeply and
> truly mean that . . .sheesh . . . 
> 
>  
> 
> Rick - KH2DF
> 
>  
> 
>   _  
> 
> From: digitalradio@yahoogroups.com
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
> Behalf Of John Bradley
> Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 8:41 PM
> To: digitalradio@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally
> Affected Disorder (SAD)
> 
>  
> 
> 
> 
>  
> 
> New Discovery from the Bolivian Journal of Medicine
> 
>  
> 
> Physcians in Bolivia have recently released a paper
> on the destructive
> effects of pactor tones 
> 
> On the middle-aged radio amateur population.
> 
>  
> 
> The pulse frequency of pactor 3 appears to cause
> anxiety and obsessive
> behavior among middle aged males exposed to these
> frequencies while engaged
> in their hobbies. The pulse noise appears to have a
> cumulative effect on the
> observed subjects, increasing anxiety and fear
> through each exposure. In
> extreme cases the obsession is all consuming, and
> the fear of robotic pactor
> operations has become the focus of these individuals
> to the exclusion of all
> other aspects of a broad based hobby.
> 
>  
> 
> Scientists have observed that these obsessions
> appear to peak at the spring
> and fall equinox. There is also some speculation
> that the lower the
> latitude, the more obsessive the individuals become.
> As the syndrome
> progresses,
> 
> The affected individuals increasingly become less
> able to form rational
> thoughts . As the anxiety deepens ,the individuals
> affected look for
> software cures which would curtail or eliminate
> pactor pulse when a
> frequency is used for other purposes.
> 
>  
> 
> As the anxiety increases many individuals become
> focused on WINLINK, an
> organization which uses pactor tones to move data
> from radio amateurs around
> the world. While the use of WINLINK is considerably
> down from 20 years ago,
> it is still responsible for the majority of pactor
> pulse cases the
> scientists have observed.
> 
>  
> 
> Scientist have also found that there is a readily
> available cure. They
> recommend turning off any email service for a week,
> and , at the same time
> using OLIVIA to communicate on the radio amateur
> bands. The soothing tones
> of Olivia, especially 1000/32 tones has been know to
> cure the most anxious
> of operators, especially when scotch or rum is
> consumed at the same time.
> 
>  
> 
> While this is not a cure, the obsessive behavior
> should be in remission for
> several months after the one week cure.
> 
>  
> 
> 
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
> John
> 
> VE5MU
> 
>  
> 
> 


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Re: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)

2007-10-17 Thread Jose A. Amador

I see no timestamp in the article. When did this show up? I guess it 
must have been on October 1st, since seasons are 6 months out of phase
between the north and south hemispheres.

73,

Jose, CO2JA

---

r_lwesterfield wrote:

> This is excellent . . . just what this group needs . . . and I deeply 
> and truly mean that . . .sheesh . . .
> 
> Rick – KH2DF
> 
> 
> 
> *From:* digitalradio@yahoogroups.com 
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *John Bradley
> *Sent:* Wednesday, October 17, 2007 8:41 PM
> *To:* digitalradio@yahoogroups.com
> *Subject:* [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)
> 
> 
> 
> New Discovery from the Bolivian Journal of Medicine
> 
> Physicians in Bolivia have recently released a paper on the destructive 
> effects of pactor tones on the middle-aged radio amateur population.
> 
> 
> 
> John
> 
> VE5MU
> 



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RE: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)

2007-10-17 Thread Rud Merriam

 


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-Original Message-
From: digitalradio@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of John Bradley
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 8:41 PM
To: digitalradio@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)





 

New Discovery from the Bolivian Journal of Medicine

 



RE: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)

2007-10-17 Thread r_lwesterfield
This is excellent . . . just what this group needs . . . and I deeply and
truly mean that . . .sheesh . . . 

 

Rick - KH2DF

 

  _  

From: digitalradio@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of John Bradley
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 8:41 PM
To: digitalradio@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)

 



 

New Discovery from the Bolivian Journal of Medicine

 

Physcians in Bolivia have recently released a paper on the destructive
effects of pactor tones 

On the middle-aged radio amateur population.

 

The pulse frequency of pactor 3 appears to cause anxiety and obsessive
behavior among middle aged males exposed to these frequencies while engaged
in their hobbies. The pulse noise appears to have a cumulative effect on the
observed subjects, increasing anxiety and fear through each exposure. In
extreme cases the obsession is all consuming, and the fear of robotic pactor
operations has become the focus of these individuals to the exclusion of all
other aspects of a broad based hobby.

 

Scientists have observed that these obsessions appear to peak at the spring
and fall equinox. There is also some speculation that the lower the
latitude, the more obsessive the individuals become. As the syndrome
progresses,

The affected individuals increasingly become less able to form rational
thoughts . As the anxiety deepens ,the individuals affected look for
software cures which would curtail or eliminate pactor pulse when a
frequency is used for other purposes.

 

As the anxiety increases many individuals become focused on WINLINK, an
organization which uses pactor tones to move data from radio amateurs around
the world. While the use of WINLINK is considerably down from 20 years ago,
it is still responsible for the majority of pactor pulse cases the
scientists have observed.

 

Scientist have also found that there is a readily available cure. They
recommend turning off any email service for a week, and , at the same time
using OLIVIA to communicate on the radio amateur bands. The soothing tones
of Olivia, especially 1000/32 tones has been know to cure the most anxious
of operators, especially when scotch or rum is consumed at the same time.

 

While this is not a cure, the obsessive behavior should be in remission for
several months after the one week cure.

 



 

 

 

 

 

John

VE5MU

 



[digitalradio] Pactor and Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD)

2007-10-17 Thread John Bradley


 

New Discovery from the Bolivian Journal of Medicine

 

Physcians in Bolivia have recently released a paper on the destructive
effects of pactor tones 

On the middle-aged radio amateur population.

 

The pulse frequency of pactor 3 appears to cause anxiety and obsessive
behavior among middle aged males exposed to these frequencies while engaged
in their hobbies. The pulse noise appears to have a cumulative effect on the
observed subjects, increasing anxiety and fear through each exposure. In
extreme cases the obsession is all consuming, and the fear of robotic pactor
operations has become the focus of these individuals to the exclusion of all
other aspects of a broad based hobby.

 

Scientists have observed that these obsessions appear to peak at the spring
and fall equinox. There is also some speculation that the lower the
latitude, the more obsessive the individuals become. As the syndrome
progresses,

The affected individuals increasingly become less able to form rational
thoughts . As the anxiety deepens ,the individuals affected look for
software cures which would curtail or eliminate pactor pulse when a
frequency is used for other purposes.

 

As the anxiety increases many individuals become focused on WINLINK, an
organization which uses pactor tones to move data from radio amateurs around
the world. While the use of WINLINK is considerably down from 20 years ago,
it is still responsible for the majority of pactor pulse cases the
scientists have observed.

 

Scientist have also found that there is a readily available cure. They
recommend turning off any email service for a week, and , at the same time
using OLIVIA to communicate on the radio amateur bands. The soothing tones
of Olivia, especially 1000/32 tones has been know to cure the most anxious
of operators, especially when scotch or rum is consumed at the same time.

 

While this is not a cure, the obsessive behavior should be in remission for
several months after the one week cure.

 



 

 

 

 

 

John

VE5MU