Re: [Dovecot] Dovecot stones
Am 31.03.2012 23:28, schrieb Timo Sirainen: For the last few days I've been thinking about my company and what it really should do, and as much as the current plan seems reasonable, I think in good conscience I really can't help but to bring up an alternative plan: The support for Dovecot is quite good already, but wouldn't it be better if it was GUARANTEED that your email server was ALWAYS working with zero downtime or other problems? After some thinking, planning and consulting with my spiritual guides I realized I really should just go ahead and do it: From now on you can buy blessed Dovecot stones (http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone1.jpg), which are guaranteed to keep your email server running. I don't think there's really any further reason for me to provide commercial support. Probably the whole Dovecot mailing list will be pretty much useless after this as well, so I might as well stop posting there. If you have any problems, you'll just buy a Dovecot stone and the problem will go away. If for any reason that doesn't work, it means that your problem is more difficult than most and you need to buy a few more stones. Please remember that each shipment may take up to 3 weeks to reach you, so get your stones early and in sufficient quantities. A small email server will be happy enough with a single small Dovecot stone, but the more users you have the more stones you'll likely need. This is because most people are rather unhappy with their lives, and they project their negative energies towards their surroundings, including their email servers. To overcome this negative energy you need to have a counterbalancing positive energy, which the Dovecot stones will provide you. The Dovecot stones are hand painted from the finest materials available to the sister of the author of Dovecot that she could find in the local shops. Each stone contains such love and dedication towards the well being of Dovecot that you will shed tears when you lay your eyes upon their physical being. The images provided here unfortunately don't do justice to them. http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone2.jpg - This is how i keep my home desktop running all day every day. I have NEVER broken a single hard drive in my life. I don't even bother to keep backups, because I KNOW it is useless for me. A small Dovecot stone can be bought for 10 euros, a medium sized stone for 100 euros and a large stone for 500 euros. Each large stone can usually handle around 1000-2000 users before you need to buy more. If you have millions of users we'll need to find you a larger rock from my parents' backyard. There are only a limited number of such rocks available (we disposed of most of them to our neighbors' yards years ago), so their prices need to be negotiated in advance. Hi Timo, perhaps the ghosts in the machines will now be very happy starting eat such bricks starting in the magical Ides of April so lets pray you ll never get out of Jedi power to bless the stones finally i am looking for a stone interface , meanwhile holy rays might have power enough, preparing them near the servers in the datacenter where i allready have prisoned evil trolls -- Best Regards MfG Robert Schetterer Germany/Munich/Bavaria
[Dovecot] namespace hierarchy
Hi, I'm migrating from Courier to Dovecot and would like to keep the original namespace and add two new ones on the new server. There's only one namespace in Courier which is INBOX. . The seperator is . In the new server I would like to have 3 namespaces (private, public, shared) and use / as separator. Is it possible to keep INBOX. for private, so that the users mailboxes appear below the Inbox, but have public and shared on the same hierarchy-level like the Inbox? When I set prefix to INBOX/ for private I get the users mailboxes below the Inbox, like I have it Courier now. But then at least the public, probably also the shared namespace doesn't work any more. I get unknown subscription namespace when trying to subscribe to some of the folders. My current configuration is: namespace: type: private separator: / inbox: yes list: yes subscriptions: yes namespace: type: public separator: / prefix: public/ location: maildir:/var/vmail/example.com/public list: yes namespace: type: shared separator: / prefix: shared/%%u/ location: maildir:%%h/Maildir list: yes warm regards, Tom
Re: [Dovecot] Dovecot stones
Nice ;-) On 31.03.2012, at 23:28, Timo Sirainen wrote: A small Dovecot stone can be bought for 10 euros, a medium sized stone for 100 euros and a large stone for 500 euros. Each large stone can usually handle around 1000-2000 users before you need to buy more. If you have millions of users we'll need to find you a larger rock from my parents' backyard. There are only a limited number of such rocks available (we disposed of most of them to our neighbors' yards years ago), so their prices need to be negotiated in advance. And sorry for the previous Mail. Mail.app from Apple isn't the best program ;-) Regards, Michael
Re: [Dovecot] Dovecot stones
W dniu 2012-03-31 23:28, Timo Sirainen pisze: For the last few days I've been thinking about my company and what it really should do, and as much as the current plan seems reasonable, I think in good conscience I really can't help but to bring up an alternative plan: The support for Dovecot is quite good already, but wouldn't it be better if it was GUARANTEED that your email server was ALWAYS working with zero downtime or other problems? After some thinking, planning and consulting with my spiritual guides I realized I really should just go ahead and do it: From now on you can buy blessed Dovecot stones (http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone1.jpg), which are guaranteed to keep your email server running. I don't think there's really any further reason for me to provide commercial support. Probably the whole Dovecot mailing list will be pretty much useless after this as well, so I might as well stop posting there. If you have any problems, you'll just buy a Dovecot stone and the problem will go away. If for any reason that doesn't work, it means that your problem is more difficult than most and you need to buy a few more stones. Please remember that each shipment may take up to 3 weeks to reach you, so get your stones early and in sufficient quantities. A small email server will be happy enough with a single small Dovecot stone, but the more users you have the more stones you'll likely need. This is because most people are rather unhappy with their lives, and they project their negative energies towards their surroundings, including their email servers. To overcome this negative energy you need to have a counterbalancing positive energy, which the Dovecot stones will provide you. The Dovecot stones are hand painted from the finest materials available to the sister of the author of Dovecot that she could find in the local shops. Each stone contains such love and dedication towards the well being of Dovecot that you will shed tears when you lay your eyes upon their physical being. The images provided here unfortunately don't do justice to them. http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone2.jpg - This is how i keep my home desktop running all day every day. I have NEVER broken a single hard drive in my life. I don't even bother to keep backups, because I KNOW it is useless for me. A small Dovecot stone can be bought for 10 euros, a medium sized stone for 100 euros and a large stone for 500 euros. Each large stone can usually handle around 1000-2000 users before you need to buy more. If you have millions of users we'll need to find you a larger rock from my parents' backyard. There are only a limited number of such rocks available (we disposed of most of them to our neighbors' yards years ago), so their prices need to be negotiated in advance. Hello! I'm using dovecot on vps, how can i use dovecot stone? Is it enough to use photo of stone as boot splash or should i start dovecot with LD_PRELOAD=/path_to_photo.jpg?
Re: [Dovecot] Dovecot stones
Quoting Timo Sirainen t...@iki.fi: For the last few days I've been thinking about my company and what it really should do, and as much as the current plan seems reasonable, I think in good conscience I really can't help but to bring up an alternative plan: The support for Dovecot is quite good already, but wouldn't it be better if it was GUARANTEED that your email server was ALWAYS working with zero downtime or other problems? After some thinking, planning and consulting with my spiritual guides I realized I really should just go ahead and do it: From now on you can buy blessed Dovecot stones (http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone1.jpg), which are guaranteed to keep your email server running. I don't think there's really any further reason for me to provide commercial support. Probably the whole Dovecot mailing list will be pretty much useless after this as well, so I might as well stop posting there. If you have any problems, you'll just buy a Dovecot stone and the problem will go away. If for any reason that doesn't work, it means that your problem is more difficult than most and you need to buy a few more stones. Please remember that each shipment may take up to 3 weeks to reach you, so get your stones early and in sufficient quantities. A small email server will be happy enough with a single small Dovecot stone, but the more users you have the more stones you'll likely need. This is because most people are rather unhappy with their lives, and they project their negative energies towards their surroundings, including their email servers. To overcome this negative energy you need to have a counterbalancing positive energy, which the Dovecot stones will provide you. The Dovecot stones are hand painted from the finest materials available to the sister of the author of Dovecot that she could find in the local shops. Each stone contains such love and dedication towards the well being of Dovecot that you will shed tears when you lay your eyes upon their physical being. The images provided here unfortunately don't do justice to them. http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone2.jpg - This is how i keep my home desktop running all day every day. I have NEVER broken a single hard drive in my life. I don't even bother to keep backups, because I KNOW it is useless for me. A small Dovecot stone can be bought for 10 euros, a medium sized stone for 100 euros and a large stone for 500 euros. Each large stone can usually handle around 1000-2000 users before you need to buy more. If you have millions of users we'll need to find you a larger rock from my parents' backyard. There are only a limited number of such rocks available (we disposed of most of them to our neighbors' yards years ago), so their prices need to be negotiated in advance. I'm unable to locate the order page. Or should I reply to the maillist with my creditcard info?
Re: [Dovecot] Dovecot stones
Hey all, On 04/01/2012 11:13 AM, Marcin Mirosław wrote: I'm using dovecot on vps, how can i use dovecot stone? Is it enough to use photo of stone as boot splash or should i start dovecot with LD_PRELOAD=/path_to_photo.jpg? Valid questions, what about Dovecot vStones? Apart from this practical issue, who is your marketing advisor? Timo in cloudy times like these, one needs product names that assure customers it's compatible to the Cloud: I suggest something like: Dovecot CloudProtector Stone 2000 S Dovecot CloudProtector Stone 4500 GT Dovecot CloudProtector Stone 6900 GTX turbo Also for such sheer value in less nightly calls on broken servers, you need to price the things higher. This will underline that the stones are of exceptional quality and energy. Regards Christian
Re: [Dovecot] Dovecot stones
Am 01.04.2012 18:38, schrieb Christian Rohmann: Hey all, On 04/01/2012 11:13 AM, Marcin Mirosław wrote: I'm using dovecot on vps, how can i use dovecot stone? Is it enough to use photo of stone as boot splash or should i start dovecot with LD_PRELOAD=/path_to_photo.jpg? Valid questions, what about Dovecot vStones? Apart from this practical issue, who is your marketing advisor? Timo in cloudy times like these, one needs product names that assure customers it's compatible to the Cloud: I suggest something like: Dovecot CloudProtector Stone 2000 S Dovecot CloudProtector Stone 4500 GT Dovecot CloudProtector Stone 6900 GTX turbo Also for such sheer value in less nightly calls on broken servers, you need to price the things higher. This will underline that the stones are of exceptional quality and energy. Regards Christian by the way, are they kryptonite checked ? I dont wanna get in problems with Mr Kent ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite -- Best Regards MfG Robert Schetterer Germany/Munich/Bavaria
