---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: kapil dhakan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 3:47 PM Subject: [mwcb_combroker_mw] a bit of fun in boaring market (LOL) keep smiling ;)
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. LEBANON SYSTEM: You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government. EGYPT SYSTEM: You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak. DUBAI SYSTEM: You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a " Cow City " or " Milk Village " for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re-sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention. SHARJAH SYSTEM: You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now. ABUDHABI SYSTEM: You have two cows. So what? We have Oil. 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