Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-22 Thread John Allen
Gary 
 
That also reminded me of another one that occurred at the last company
 
"Hugh Gibson" became "Huge Gibbon" - absolutely true, and Hugh was NOT amused!
 
John Allen

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Subject: Re: (mis)spelling humor

Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty and not
paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I sent a company wide
memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to Huge Bagel.
   Gary 




Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-21 Thread John Allen
Another one:
 
At my last company, the email addresses were Surname.christian name@ XXX.co.uk
 
Mine was Allen.john@, but someone mistyped "Allen" as "Alien" - so you can
guess what the resulting address looked like!!
 
John ALLEN!!

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Subject: Re: (mis)spelling humor

Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty and not
paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I sent a company wide
memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to Huge Bagel.
   Gary 




Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread Cortland Richmond

My s/c thinks "Saddam Hussein" is "Adams Hissing."

Hmm.

Cortland


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RE: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread Brewster, Alan
I am ambidextrous. Sadly the halves of my brain operate asynchronously and so
it is not uncommon for my signature line to turn into, "Anal". Folks that know
me think that this is s funny. Frankly, I don't get it
 
Regards, 
Alan (check it, check it) Brewster 
Senior Systems Safety Engineer 



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Subject: RE: (mis)spelling humor


Mine has changed Genicom to Genocide


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Subject: Re: (mis)spelling humor


Gary, 

My spellchecker persists in wanting to change "Verizon" to  "Venison".  Now
back to our regular program . . . 


;) 


-- 
Scott J. Baer, P.E. 
Product Compliance Engineer 
AG Communication Systems 
A Subsidiary of Lucent Technologies 
  


garymcintu...@aol.com wrote: 


Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty and not
paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I sent a company wide
memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to Huge Bagel. 
   Gary




Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread don_borow...@selinc.com






I have Word 2000 here at work, and it suggests maw, jaw, jaws, maws, and
jowl. I have Word 97 at home. Maybe it will come up with something more
interesting.



   
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I read in !emc-pstc that garymcintu...@aol.com wrote (in <1e9.b587fca.2
c248...@aol.com>) about '(mis)spelling humor' on Fri, 20 Jun 2003:
>Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty
>and not paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I
>sent a company wide memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to
>Huge Bagel.
>   Gary

I won't tell you what Word97 spelling checker suggests for the initials
of my firm - JMWA.
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Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread Ken Javor

Office 98 Word for the Mac takes a dim view of Mr. Woodgate's wits.

> From: John Woodgate 
> Reply-To: John Woodgate 
> Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2003 17:44:13 +0100
> To: emc-p...@majordomo.ieee.org
> Subject: Re: (mis)spelling humor
> 
> 
> I read in !emc-pstc that garymcintu...@aol.com wrote (in <1e9.b587fca.2
> c248...@aol.com>) about '(mis)spelling humor' on Fri, 20 Jun 2003:
>> Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty
>> and not paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I
>> sent a company wide memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to
>> Huge Bagel.
>>    Gary 
> 
> I won't tell you what Word97 spelling checker suggests for the initials
> of my firm - JMWA.
> -- 
> Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only. http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk
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RE: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread Joshua Wiseman
Mine has changed Genicom to Genocide


From: Scott Baer [mailto:ba...@agcs.com]
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 9:17 AM
To: garymcintu...@aol.com
Cc: john.al...@era.co.uk; peter.tar...@sanmina-sci.com;
emc-p...@majordomo.ieee.org
Subject: Re: (mis)spelling humor


Gary, 

My spellchecker persists in wanting to change "Verizon" to  "Venison".  Now
back to our regular program . . . 


;) 


-- 
Scott J. Baer, P.E. 
Product Compliance Engineer 
AG Communication Systems 
A Subsidiary of Lucent Technologies 
  


garymcintu...@aol.com wrote: 


Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty and not
paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I sent a company wide
memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to Huge Bagel. 
   Gary




Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread John Woodgate

I read in !emc-pstc that garymcintu...@aol.com wrote (in <1e9.b587fca.2
c248...@aol.com>) about '(mis)spelling humor' on Fri, 20 Jun 2003:
>Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty 
>and not paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I 
>sent a company wide memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to 
>Huge Bagel.
>   Gary 

I won't tell you what Word97 spelling checker suggests for the initials
of my firm - JMWA. 
-- 
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only. http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk 
Interested in professional sound reinforcement and distribution? Then go to 
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Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread Scott Baer
Gary, 

My spellchecker persists in wanting to change "Verizon" to  "Venison".  Now
back to our regular program . . . 


;) 


-- 
Scott J. Baer, P.E. 
Product Compliance Engineer 
AG Communication Systems 
A Subsidiary of Lucent Technologies 
  


garymcintu...@aol.com wrote: 


Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty and not
paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I sent a company wide
memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to Huge Bagel. 
   Gary




Re: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread garymcintu...@aol.com
Once let spell check do its thing while having my brain on empty and not
paying to much attention to what it was suggesting. So I sent a company wide
memo that changed a name from Hugh Hagel to Huge Bagel.
   Gary



RE: (mis)spelling humor

2003-06-20 Thread John Allen

Peter

Whilst at College, I knew a guy called Adrain - generally known as "Drain"
due to his capacity for beer!!


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Sent: 19 June 2003 16:03
To: emc-p...@majordomo.ieee.org
Subject: OT: (mis)spelling humor



> From: John Woodgate
> Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 11:25 AM
>
> Pommerenke, David  wrote
> in about 'ESD gun verification'
> on Wed, 7 May 2003:
>
> >Brain,
>
> Spelling!

This morning, while going through some of the list e-mails
I've had to skip over, I spotted the above and was reminded
of a telephone message received at a former employer.  With
all due apologies to the caller (an intelligent person), the
message was from:

Brain Speck.


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