[Emc-users] Speaking of metric

2009-06-12 Thread Ed Nisley
Given that money is power, I propose we measure  report all 
financial changes in decibels.

Hearing The Dow was down 3 dB yesterday wouldn't be very 
disturbing, would it?

Your previously extortionate 20% credit card rate would drop 
to a mere 0.8 dB.

But your CDs would yield 0.08 dB and let's not talk about 
your savings account (remember those?).

OK, enough of this...

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Re: [Emc-users] Speaking of metric

2009-06-12 Thread John Prentice
 Ed Nisley wrote
 
 Given that money is power, I propose we measure  report all 
 financial changes in decibels.
 
 Hearing The Dow was down 3 dB yesterday wouldn't be very 
 disturbing, would it?
 
 Your previously extortionate 20% credit card rate would drop 
 to a mere 0.8 dB.

Easy as falling off a log.

John Prentice


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