Re: OT: Computer Haikus
Your friend didn't write them... http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html Andrew McLaren [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A friend of mine wrote this and he wanted the opinions of “Computer dudes and dudettes” I promised him I would post it, I find it quite good. Your file was so big. It might be very useful But now it is gone. The web site you seek Cannot be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return. Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. First snow, then silence. The thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Grant W. Coleman ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: OT: Computer Haikus
Walk up behind him while he's on the phone and let a silent but deadly loose on him. That's a common prank in these parts Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:02 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Computer Haikus Thank you Andrew, but I think that has been substantiated at this point, we are now at how to gain revenge on him by computer pranks and deviousness. -Original Message- From: Andrew McLaren [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 6:02 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Computer Haikus Your friend didn't write them... http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html Andrew McLaren [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A friend of mine wrote this and he wanted the opinions of Computer dudes and dudettes I promised him I would post it, I find it quite good. Your file was so big. It might be very useful But now it is gone. The web site you seek Cannot be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return. Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. First snow, then silence. The thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Grant W. Coleman ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: OT: Computer Haikus
Thank you Andrew, but I think that has been substantiated at this point, we are now at how to gain revenge on him by computer pranks and deviousness. -Original Message- From: Andrew McLaren [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 6:02 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Computer Haikus Your friend didn't write them... http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html Andrew McLaren [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A friend of mine wrote this and he wanted the opinions of Computer dudes and dudettes I promised him I would post it, I find it quite good. Your file was so big. It might be very useful But now it is gone. The web site you seek Cannot be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return. Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. First snow, then silence. The thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Grant W. Coleman ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
OT: Computer Haikus
A friend of mine wrote this and he wanted the opinions of Computer dudes and dudettes I promised him I would post it, I find it quite good. Your file was so big. It might be very useful But now it is gone. The web site you seek Cannot be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return. Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. First snow, then silence. The thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Grant W. Coleman ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
OT: Computer Haikus
A friend of mine wrote this and he wanted the opinions of Computer dudes and dudettes I promised him I would post it, I find it quite good. Your file was so big. It might be very useful But now it is gone. The web site you seek Cannot be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return. Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. First snow, then silence. The thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Grant W. Coleman ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
