RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Sounds like a Viagra commercial... :-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:51 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all ?! WTH are you guys talking about? On Feb 6, 2008 9:42 AM, Andy Shook [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right... Tea should be almost a syrup consistency Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Not being from the US and curious, what would you expect to get ordering tea? From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 2:43 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. *** The information in this e-mail is confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you have received this e-mail in error please notify the sender by return e-mail delete this e-mail and refrain from any disclosure or action based on the information. *** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Ironic thing. I was just the opposite. I grew up in Philly and now live in a small NC town.. Imagine my surprise. Although, the Southern tea (Sweet) is much better. Nothing like a good tall glass of sweet tea. From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
You are right... Tea should be almost a syrup consistency Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company company. Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right... Tea should be almost a syrup consistency Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
That is a good way to judge. From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook _ From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right. Tea should be almost a syrup consistency.. Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
And them thar Yankees don't cook their green beans near long enough either... From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
Re: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
?! WTH are you guys talking about? On Feb 6, 2008 9:42 AM, Andy Shook [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right… Tea should be almost a syrup consistency…. Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Heh. Something to compare your grits too, as well. You can get grits in the north (at places like Waffle House and Denny's, national chains with national menus); but they are always runny up north. If you put your spoon in grits, it should stand up on its own. Grits Ain't Soup. J Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook _ From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right. Tea should be almost a syrup consistency.. Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark
