Having listened to the rants on this forum about the evils and dangers of "unbridled sexuality" and how that both ruins one's chances of enlightenment and drags down the Ideal Vedic Society that TMers are trying to create, I have perceived a marketing opportunity.
I'm going to sell bridles. I've started a company called Age Of Enlightenment Bridles. I think they'll be just the ticket for people like BillyG and JohnR and others who are so worried about "unbridled" sexuality. Here are a few of our introductory models: http://www.goldenroyal.com/images/crump_eng_bits/chetak_bridles_group1.jpg http://www.goldenroyal.com/images/crump_eng_bits/chetak_bridles_group2.jpg Age Of Enlightenment Bridles are made from only the finest Sattvic leathers. Like Maharishi's deerskin, we only use in our bridles leather from animals who have walked up to saints and plopped down dead at their feet as a sign of devotion and sacrifice. And, our bridles are multi-purpose: * You can use an Age Of Enlightenment Bridle to curb your wife's sexual cravings. ( We don't recommend using our bridles on girlfriends because we don't recommend girl- friends; if you're not married or celibate, as Maharishi said you have chose the Waste Of Life path so there is little one of our bridles can do for you. ) You just place the bridle over your wife's head and shoulders and tether her in the kitchen, where at least she can be productive, according to her Vedic place in the world. * You can use an Age Of Enlightenment Bridle to bridle your own sexuality by wearing it discretely under your clothing. Heck, even if it doesn't do anything to curb those sexual cravings, you'll be too embarrassed to have actual sex because you'd have to disrobe and explain to your potential sexual partner that you're not really into B&D. * If you backslide and actually decide to have sex, you can actually use the Age Of Enlightenment Bridle to explore all those B&D fantasies you've been suppressing for years. Add an Age Of Enlightenment Bridle to your spiritual sadhana today and notice the difference it makes! You need no longer suffer from the heartbreak of unbridled sexuality. Age Of Enlightenment Bridles sell for $108 to $108,000. Just like the rest of the TM-related product line, the bigger your budget and the more worried you are that you aren't doing everything in your power to attain enlight- enment, the more we charge you.
