Now that sounds like a better reason to avoid a state funeral and play golf!
Did Body Thetans ever come out of Kilauea?
--- On Mon, 4/19/10, TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
From: TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Funniest volcano moment yet !
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, April 19, 2010, 8:06 PM
I was just on Skype with my bro, who is of course
still stuck in Turin unable to get home, Shroud
Woo Woo notwithstanding. And we were just chatting
about various stuff when for some reason Scientology
entered the conversation.
Both of us had the same idea at the same time.
Are the Scientologists going crazy because of L.Ron's
paranoid mythology of bad Body Thetans emerging from
volcanos and causing humans horrible distress and
taking over their bodies? Are there Scientologists
all over the world hunkered down in bunkers fearing
the end of the world?
This idea tickled me so much that I decided to write
a meme about this very subject and set it loose on
the Internet, to see how long it would take to echo
back to me. So I started researching Xenu and volcanos
and Body Thetans, and then I thought to check whether
anyone *else* had hit upon this wild hair idea. So
I Googled Thetans AND volcanos and to my mild
disappointment but my overall pleasure discovered
that I was NOT the first to make such a connection
or start such a meme.
From a post today on alt.religion. scientology:
Europeans Beware - Thetans from Iceland volcano might
body-snatch with a vengeance.
From: Gregory Hall, Esq.
Just imagine the millions or billions of disembodied thetans
trying to find bodies as they rain down on Europe from the
volcano in Iceland.
The authorities aren't telling anybody but the REAL reason
aircraft won't fly is not because of a little dust. It's
because of all those thetans exiled for billions of years
by the Xenu in the Earth's volcanoes. Aircraft certainly
aren't proof against them.
Stay indoors, don't expose yourself to this clear and
present danger.
:-)
