-----Original Message----- From: Logan McK. Cheek III <lm...@cornell.edu> To: Bill Fogle <bill.fo...@cox.net> Sent: Wed, Jul 19, 2017 1:27 pm Subject: Fwd: Fw: World's Funniest Book Report World’s Funniest Book Report The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports. One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic: Cost = $29.99 Clinton: Cost = $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica's Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let’s not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing. -- Sent from Gmail Mobile
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William Leed wle...@aol.com [FairfieldLife] Wed, 19 Jul 2017 12:33:33 -0700