For those in foreign countries who don't know, the stereo- typical view of police involves them stopping in four or five times a day while on duty to snorf down some donuts. It's such a cliche that comics and TV shows and movies do riffs on it. American cops pretty much = donuts.
So while Boston panics and hides indoors from one Big Bad Terrorist and other business have been shut down by the city, what stores get to stay open? You guessed it. The funniest thing is the pixelated photo accompanying the article in the HuffPost. That's subtle. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/19/dunkin-donuts-stays-open-_n_3116787.html