Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

2011-12-10 Thread Emily Reyn
You should definitely go out on your own.  In my confusion, in the beginning, I 
thought that when you were referring to your "beloved", you were referring to 
Amma.  However,  I see that is not the case.



>
> From: Ravi Yogi 
>To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
>Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:16 AM
>Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
> 
>
>  
>Denise, I don't want to associate my name with Amma for too long. I plan to 
>just address her as my Guru, only rarely. Because my methods are totally alien 
>to her path and the wide cross section of people that see her. I wouldn't want 
>to allow someone to question her for my behavior, because I'm a mad yogi 
>answerable to no one and she cannot be held accountable for my actions. She 
>just was the witness for my enlightenment and there ended that relationship at 
>least externally. I still associate with the group for various reasons but I 
>suspect that's ending very soon in the near future.
>
>
>
>
>From: Ravi Yogi 
>To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Sat, December 10, 2011 12:05:30 AM
>Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
>
>
>"Shoot.  That was a hella song. It's really hard to be mad. "
>
>
>And the comments below..Thanks Denise. I don't know about anyone sending 
>anyone, the intellect always wants answers and it's OK to indulge and enjoy 
>the the various fantasies the mind projects outside of us. My mind still 
>creates fantasies, I just playfully indulge or ignore them. So ultimately 
>there is no answer outside of you. But please do playfully indulge in it - 
>it's fun - yes Amma did send me to you..:-)
>
>
>
>________
>From: Emily Reyn 
>To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" 
>Sent: Fri, December 9, 2011 7:23:07 PM
>Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
>
>  
>Shit.  Well, I made it 1.5 minutes through the video.  Again, poetry in motion 
>is the way to go.  Good Job.  Amma sent you to me, didn't she.  Damn these 
>saints are powerful.
>
>
>
>>
>> From: Ravi Yogi 
>>To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com"  
>>Sent: Friday, December 9, 2011 4:18 PM
>>Subject: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
>> 
>>
>>  
>>
>>
>>Dec 9, 2011 06:00 PM CST
>>
>>SCENE: A tense meeting at Church of Liberalism, FFL Hinterland, US of A.
>>
>>
>>AGENDA: Cyber Lynching of Ravi Yogi aka  Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA by 
>>the trinity of Church of Liberalism, Prozac Inc and the Intellectually 
>>Enlightened Progressives.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>The Church of Liberalism is brimming with its members, their significant 
>>others and the children, who can barely contain their enthusiasm in their 
>>wait for the program to begin.
>>
>>
>>They are also excited because the Patron Saint of the Church, the Anointed 
>>one, His Holiness Gandhi King Curtis has condescended to personally show the 
>>raw video of Ravi Yogi, the tormentor of the Church of Liberalism members 
>>ending his most dry three week spell of humiliating retreat due to an 
>>unrelated incident from the Church affairs.
>>
>>
>>The video that will unambiguously demonstrate the psychology, the mindset of 
>>the purported brutal prison style humiliation and abuse that Ravi Yogi 
>>administers to the Church members.
>>
>>
>>HH Gandhi King Curtis smirked at the opportunity for personal redemption and 
>>to finally take down Ravi Yogi who in the past had viciously and brutally 
>>savaged His Holiness by his sacrilegious references to HH's hidden Buddhist 
>>beliefs. 
>>
>>
>>HH Curtis wondered what a pain projecting liberal really meant, why did it 
>>bother him so much when he had no clue what it meant. He pushed his 
>>conflicting feelings away as he tried to focus on the task at hand.
>>
>>
>>He was thrilled inside and couldn't believe his luck since he wasn't around 
>>when the Church members first made this accusation about 18 months back. He 
>>clearly believed that the earlier lynching failed because of the Church being 
>>rendered rudderless because of his moral fortitude and the lack of a clear 
>>unified agenda. He was utterly confident of his success now.
>>
>>
>>Also at hand are the representatives of the big pharma, generously sponsored 
>>by Prozac Inc, ably 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

2011-12-10 Thread Ravi Yogi
Denise, I don't want to associate my name with Amma for too long. I plan to 
just 
address her as my Guru, only rarely. Because my methods are totally alien to 
her 
path and the wide cross section of people that see her. I wouldn't want to 
allow 
someone to question her for my behavior, because I'm a mad yogi answerable to 
no 
one and she cannot be held accountable for my actions. She just was the witness 
for my enlightenment and there ended that relationship at least externally. I 
still associate with the group for various reasons but I suspect that's ending 
very soon in the near future.




From: Ravi Yogi 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, December 10, 2011 12:05:30 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis


"Shoot.  That was a hella song. It's really hard to be mad. "

And the comments below..Thanks Denise. I don't know about anyone sending 
anyone, 
the intellect always wants answers and it's OK to indulge and enjoy the the  
various fantasies the mind projects outside of us. My mind still creates 
fantasies, I just playfully indulge or ignore them. So ultimately there is no 
answer outside of you. But please do playfully indulge in it - it's fun - yes 
Amma did send me to you..:-)




From: Emily Reyn 
To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" 
Sent: Fri, December 9, 2011 7:23:07 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to  Curtis

  
Shit.  Well, I made it 1.5 minutes through the video.  Again, poetry in motion 
is the way to go.  Good Job.  Amma sent you to me, didn't she.  Damn these 
saints are powerful.




 From: Ravi Yogi 
>To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com"  
>Sent: Friday, December 9, 2011 4:18 PM
>Subject: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
> 
>
>  
>
>
>Dec 9, 2011 06:00 PM CST
>
>SCENE: A tense meeting at Church of Liberalism, FFL Hinterland, US of A.
>
>
>AGENDA: Cyber  Lynching of Ravi Yogi aka  Dr.  Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA by 
>the trinity of Church of Liberalism, Prozac Inc and the  Intellectually 
>Enlightened Progressives.
>
>
>
>
>The Church of Liberalism is brimming with its members, their significant 
>others 
>and the children, who can barely contain their enthusiasm in their wait for 
>the 
>program to begin.
>
>
>They are also excited because the Patron Saint of the Church, the Anointed 
>one, 
>His Holiness Gandhi King Curtis has  condescended to personally show the raw 
>video of Ravi Yogi, the tormentor of the Church of Liberalism  members ending 
>his most dry three week spell of humiliating retreat due to an unrelated 
>incident from the Church affairs.
>
>
>The video that will unambiguously demonstrate the psychology, the mindset of 
>the 
>purported brutal prison style humiliation and abuse that Ravi Yogi administers 
>to the Church members.
>
>
>HH Gandhi King Curtis smirked at the opportunity for personal redemption and 
>to 
>finally take down Ravi Yogi who in  the past had viciously and brutally 
>savaged 
>His Holiness by his sacrilegious references to HH's hidden Buddhist beliefs. 
>
>
>HH Curtis wondered what a pain projecting liberal really meant, why did it 
>bother him so much when he had no clue what it meant. He pushed his 
>conflicting 
>feelings away as he tried to focus on the task at hand.
>
>
>He was thrilled inside and couldn't believe his luck since he wasn't around 
>when 
>the Church members first made this accusation about 18 months back. He clearly 
>believed that the earlier lynching failed because of the Church being rendered 
>rudderless because of his moral fortitude and the lack of a clear unified 
>agenda. He was utterly confident of his success now.
>
>
>Also at hand are the representatives of the big pharma, generously sponsored 
>by 
>Prozac Inc, ably led by the TM TB Retarded Psychologist Stephen Anderson aka  
>shukra69.
>
>
>Stephen is really enthused to be able to show off his own patented Lithium 
>induced Darts to quickly subdue out of control, in your face enlightened. He 
>smirks at how easy it was going to be with the assistance of Church of 
>Liberals.
>
>
>He had long been confined to the sidelines by all  church members and 
>constantly 
>craved the attention he felt he clearly deserved. He only got noticed when he 
>attacked Ravi Yogi during the failed lynching attempt with random labels from 
>the DSM manual, this was his best  chance to forever occupy the higher 
>echelons 
>of the Church hierarchy.
>
>
>Prozac Inc also recruited two emotionally mature, thoroughly centered 
>therapists 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

2011-12-10 Thread Ravi Yogi
"Shoot.  That was a hella song. It's really hard to be mad. "

And the comments below..Thanks Denise. I don't know about anyone sending 
anyone, 
the intellect always wants answers and it's OK to indulge and enjoy the the 
various fantasies the mind projects outside of us. My mind still creates 
fantasies, I just playfully indulge or ignore them. So ultimately there is no 
answer outside of you. But please do playfully indulge in it - it's fun - yes 
Amma did send me to you..:-)




From: Emily Reyn 
To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" 
Sent: Fri, December 9, 2011 7:23:07 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

  
Shit.  Well, I made it 1.5 minutes through the video.  Again, poetry in motion 
is the way to go.  Good Job.  Amma sent you to me, didn't she.  Damn these 
saints are powerful.




 From: Ravi Yogi 
>To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com"  
>Sent: Friday, December 9, 2011 4:18 PM
>Subject: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
> 
>
>  
>
>
>Dec 9, 2011 06:00 PM CST
>
>SCENE: A tense meeting at Church of Liberalism, FFL Hinterland, US of A.
>
>
>AGENDA: Cyber  Lynching of Ravi Yogi aka  Dr.  Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA by 
>the trinity of Church of Liberalism, Prozac Inc and the  Intellectually 
>Enlightened Progressives.
>
>
>
>
>The Church of Liberalism is brimming with its members, their significant 
>others 
>and the children, who can barely contain their enthusiasm in their wait for 
>the 
>program to begin.
>
>
>They are also excited because the Patron Saint of the Church, the Anointed 
>one, 
>His Holiness Gandhi King Curtis has  condescended to personally show the raw 
>video of Ravi Yogi, the tormentor of the Church of Liberalism  members ending 
>his most dry three week spell of humiliating retreat due to an unrelated 
>incident from the Church affairs.
>
>
>The video that will unambiguously demonstrate the psychology, the mindset of 
>the 
>purported brutal prison style humiliation and abuse that Ravi Yogi administers 
>to the Church members.
>
>
>HH Gandhi King Curtis smirked at the opportunity for personal redemption and 
>to 
>finally take down Ravi Yogi who in  the past had viciously and brutally 
>savaged 
>His Holiness by his sacrilegious references to HH's hidden Buddhist beliefs. 
>
>
>HH Curtis wondered what a pain projecting liberal really meant, why did it 
>bother him so much when he had no clue what it meant. He pushed his 
>conflicting 
>feelings away as he tried to focus on the task at hand.
>
>
>He was thrilled inside and couldn't believe his luck since he wasn't around 
>when 
>the Church members first made this accusation about 18 months back. He clearly 
>believed that the earlier lynching failed because of the Church being rendered 
>rudderless because of his moral fortitude and the lack of a clear unified 
>agenda. He was utterly confident of his success now.
>
>
>Also at hand are the representatives of the big pharma, generously sponsored 
>by 
>Prozac Inc, ably led by the TM TB Retarded Psychologist Stephen Anderson aka  
>shukra69.
>
>
>Stephen is really enthused to be able to show off his own patented Lithium 
>induced Darts to quickly subdue out of control, in your face enlightened. He 
>smirks at how easy it was going to be with the assistance of Church of 
>Liberals.
>
>
>He had long been confined to the sidelines by all  church members and 
>constantly 
>craved the attention he felt he clearly deserved. He only got noticed when he 
>attacked Ravi Yogi during the failed lynching attempt with random labels from 
>the DSM manual, this was his best  chance to forever occupy the higher 
>echelons 
>of the Church hierarchy.
>
>
>Prozac Inc also recruited two emotionally mature, thoroughly centered 
>therapists 
>from within the Church community who would immediately cater to any children 
>that could be potentially horrified and scarred after watching the video with 
>overt references to Ravi Yogi's homophobia and sexism.
>
>
>Mother Teresa Raunchy  Doll and Waking Down Alex were especially warned about 
>a 
>well known emotionally immature, troublesome, aggressive child named King Baby 
>Barry, lovingly called Bubbles by his four year grandchild. Both of these 
>counselors were outstanding Church members who had been praised for their 
>emotional stability and maturity.  They also led their individual groups 
>within 
>the Church comprised of feminists and gays  respectively.
>
>
>The Heartland Idiot Steve is feeling very nervous, the uneasy pit in his 
>stomach 
>in

Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

2011-12-09 Thread Emily Reyn
Shit.  Well, I made it 1.5 minutes through the video.  Again, poetry in motion 
is the way to go.  Good Job.  Amma sent you to me, didn't she.  Damn these 
saints are powerful.



>
> From: Ravi Yogi 
>To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com"  
>Sent: Friday, December 9, 2011 4:18 PM
>Subject: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis
> 
>
>  
>
>
>Dec 9, 2011 06:00 PM CST
>
>SCENE: A tense meeting at Church of Liberalism, FFL Hinterland, US of A.
>
>
>AGENDA: Cyber Lynching of Ravi Yogi aka  Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA by 
>the trinity of Church of Liberalism, Prozac Inc and the Intellectually 
>Enlightened Progressives.
>
>
>
>
>The Church of Liberalism is brimming with its members, their significant 
>others and the children, who can barely contain their enthusiasm in their wait 
>for the program to begin.
>
>
>They are also excited because the Patron Saint of the Church, the Anointed 
>one, His Holiness Gandhi King Curtis has condescended to personally show the 
>raw video of Ravi Yogi, the tormentor of the Church of Liberalism members 
>ending his most dry three week spell of humiliating retreat due to an 
>unrelated incident from the Church affairs.
>
>
>The video that will unambiguously demonstrate the psychology, the mindset of 
>the purported brutal prison style humiliation and abuse that Ravi Yogi 
>administers to the Church members.
>
>
>HH Gandhi King Curtis smirked at the opportunity for personal redemption and 
>to finally take down Ravi Yogi who in the past had viciously and brutally 
>savaged His Holiness by his sacrilegious references to HH's hidden Buddhist 
>beliefs. 
>
>
>HH Curtis wondered what a pain projecting liberal really meant, why did it 
>bother him so much when he had no clue what it meant. He pushed his 
>conflicting feelings away as he tried to focus on the task at hand.
>
>
>He was thrilled inside and couldn't believe his luck since he wasn't around 
>when the Church members first made this accusation about 18 months back. He 
>clearly believed that the earlier lynching failed because of the Church being 
>rendered rudderless because of his moral fortitude and the lack of a clear 
>unified agenda. He was utterly confident of his success now.
>
>
>Also at hand are the representatives of the big pharma, generously sponsored 
>by Prozac Inc, ably led by the TM TB Retarded Psychologist Stephen Anderson 
>aka shukra69.
>
>
>Stephen is really enthused to be able to show off his own patented Lithium 
>induced Darts to quickly subdue out of control, in your face enlightened. He 
>smirks at how easy it was going to be with the assistance of Church of 
>Liberals.
>
>
>He had long been confined to the sidelines by all church members and 
>constantly craved the attention he felt he clearly deserved. He only got 
>noticed when he attacked Ravi Yogi during the failed lynching attempt with 
>random labels from the DSM manual, this was his best chance to forever occupy 
>the higher echelons of the Church hierarchy.
>
>
>Prozac Inc also recruited two emotionally mature, thoroughly centered 
>therapists from within the Church community who would immediately cater to any 
>children that could be potentially horrified and scarred after watching the 
>video with overt references to Ravi Yogi's homophobia and sexism.
>
>
>Mother Teresa Raunchy Doll and Waking Down Alex were especially warned about a 
>well known emotionally immature, troublesome, aggressive child named King Baby 
>Barry, lovingly called Bubbles by his four year grandchild. Both of these 
>counselors were outstanding Church members who had been praised for their 
>emotional stability and maturity. They also led their individual groups within 
>the Church comprised of feminists and gays respectively.
>
>
>The Heartland Idiot Steve is feeling very nervous, the uneasy pit in his 
>stomach indicating that someone was going to come in someone's mouth and 
>struggled with the deep powerful emotions he was feeling, almost delusional, 
>needing to protect his wife and kids while they didn't seem to be in any 
>immediate, apparent danger.
>
>
>Steve nervously looks at the door and starts making some rudimentary 
>calculations on the time it would take him to make a hasty retreat with his 
>family in tow. He was having trouble comprehending if this was any tougher 
>than stealing food from the salad bar.
>
>
>Steve curses his impulsive decision to associate with the Church of 
>Liberalism, he was starting to realize he had nothing in common with these 
>extremist believers of Liberalism and that his long, pathetic attempts to fit 
>i

Re: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

2011-12-09 Thread Bob Price


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDfkKEa2ls&NR=1&feature=endscreen


Welcome back Raja Ravi Yogi; it appears: "rumors of your demise were greatly 
exaggerated."



From: Ravi Yogi 
To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com"  
Sent: Friday, December 9, 2011 4:18:56 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis





Dec 9, 2011 06:00 PM CST
SCENE: A tense meeting at Church of Liberalism, FFL Hinterland, US of A.


AGENDA: Cyber Lynching of Ravi Yogi aka  Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA by 
the trinity of Church of Liberalism, Prozac Inc and the Intellectually 
Enlightened Progressives.


The Church of Liberalism is brimming with its members, their significant others 
and the children, who can barely contain their enthusiasm in their wait for the 
program to begin.

They are also excited because the Patron Saint of the Church, the Anointed one, 
His Holiness Gandhi King Curtis has condescended to personally show the raw 
video of Ravi Yogi, the tormentor of the Church of Liberalism members ending 
his most dry three week spell of humiliating retreat due to an unrelated 
incident from the Church affairs.

The video that will unambiguously demonstrate the psychology, the mindset of 
the purported brutal prison style humiliation and abuse that Ravi Yogi 
administers to the Church members.

HH Gandhi King Curtis smirked at the opportunity for personal redemption and to 
finally take down Ravi Yogi who in the past had viciously and brutally savaged 
His Holiness by his sacrilegious references to HH's hidden Buddhist beliefs. 

HH Curtis wondered what a pain projecting liberal really meant, why did it 
bother him so much when he had no clue what it meant. He pushed his conflicting 
feelings away as he tried to focus on the task at hand.

He was thrilled inside and couldn't believe his luck since he wasn't around 
when the Church members first made this accusation about 18 months back. He 
clearly believed that the earlier lynching failed because of the Church being 
rendered rudderless because of his moral fortitude and the lack of a clear 
unified agenda. He was utterly confident of his success now.

Also at hand are the representatives of the big pharma, generously sponsored by 
Prozac Inc, ably led by the TM TB Retarded Psychologist Stephen Anderson aka 
shukra69.

Stephen is really enthused to be able to show off his own patented Lithium 
induced Darts to quickly subdue out of control, in your face enlightened. He 
smirks at how easy it was going to be with the assistance of Church of Liberals.

He had long been confined to the sidelines by all church members and constantly 
craved the attention he felt he clearly deserved. He only got noticed when he 
attacked Ravi Yogi during the failed lynching attempt with random labels from 
the DSM manual, this was his best chance to forever occupy the higher echelons 
of the Church hierarchy.

Prozac Inc also recruited two emotionally mature, thoroughly centered 
therapists from within the Church community who would immediately cater to any 
children that could be potentially horrified and scarred after watching the 
video with overt references to Ravi Yogi's homophobia and sexism.

Mother Teresa Raunchy Doll and Waking Down Alex were especially warned about a 
well known emotionally immature, troublesome, aggressive child named King Baby 
Barry, lovingly called Bubbles by his four year grandchild. Both of these 
counselors were outstanding Church members who had been praised for their 
emotional stability and maturity. They also led their individual groups within 
the Church comprised of feminists and gays respectively.

The Heartland Idiot Steve is feeling very nervous, the uneasy pit in his 
stomach indicating that someone was going to come in someone's mouth and 
struggled with the deep powerful emotions he was feeling, almost delusional, 
needing to protect his wife and kids while they didn't seem to be in any 
immediate, apparent danger.

Steve nervously looks at the door and starts making some rudimentary 
calculations on the time it would take him to make a hasty retreat with his 
family in tow. He was having trouble comprehending if this was any tougher than 
stealing food from the salad bar.

Steve curses his impulsive decision to associate with the Church of Liberalism, 
he was starting to realize he had nothing in common with these extremist 
believers of Liberalism and that his long, pathetic attempts to fit in the 
Church had been a miserable failure.

The host of Predictable Intellectual Arousals at the Gas Pump, a popular TV 
show was on hand. Rick was a rising star with wide popularity among the 
Intellectually Enlightened Progressives, aggressively taking down 
Neo-Adavtains, but he keenly aware that he was the absentee pastor of this 
Church, returning after a 10 year hiatus. However he was highly skeptical of 
his need in the presence of

[FairfieldLife] Ravi Yogi's (video) response to Curtis

2011-12-09 Thread Ravi Yogi

Dec 9, 2011 06:00 PM CST

SCENE: A tense meeting at Church of Liberalism, FFL Hinterland, US of A.

AGENDA: Cyber Lynching of Ravi Yogi aka  Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA by 
the trinity of Church of Liberalism, Prozac Inc and the Intellectually 
Enlightened Progressives.


The Church of Liberalism is brimming with its members, their significant others 
and the children, who can barely contain their enthusiasm in their wait for the 
program to begin.

They are also excited because the Patron Saint of the Church, the Anointed one, 
His Holiness Gandhi King Curtis has condescended to personally show the raw 
video of Ravi Yogi, the tormentor of the Church of Liberalism members ending 
his most dry three week spell of humiliating retreat due to an unrelated 
incident from the Church affairs.

The video that will unambiguously demonstrate the psychology, the mindset of 
the purported brutal prison style humiliation and abuse that Ravi Yogi 
administers to the Church members.

HH Gandhi King Curtis smirked at the opportunity for personal redemption and to 
finally take down Ravi Yogi who in the past had viciously and brutally savaged 
His Holiness by his sacrilegious references to HH's hidden Buddhist beliefs. 

HH Curtis wondered what a pain projecting liberal really meant, why did it 
bother him so much when he had no clue what it meant. He pushed his conflicting 
feelings away as he tried to focus on the task at hand.

He was thrilled inside and couldn't believe his luck since he wasn't around 
when the Church members first made this accusation about 18 months back. He 
clearly believed that the earlier lynching failed because of the Church being 
rendered rudderless because of his moral fortitude and the lack of a clear 
unified agenda. He was utterly confident of his success now.

Also at hand are the representatives of the big pharma, generously sponsored by 
Prozac Inc, ably led by the TM TB Retarded Psychologist Stephen Anderson aka 
shukra69.

Stephen is really enthused to be able to show off his own patented Lithium 
induced Darts to quickly subdue out of control, in your face enlightened. He 
smirks at how easy it was going to be with the assistance of Church of Liberals.

He had long been confined to the sidelines by all church members and constantly 
craved the attention he felt he clearly deserved. He only got noticed when he 
attacked Ravi Yogi during the failed lynching attempt with random labels from 
the DSM manual, this was his best chance to forever occupy the higher echelons 
of the Church hierarchy.

Prozac Inc also recruited two emotionally mature, thoroughly centered 
therapists from within the Church community who would immediately cater to any 
children that could be potentially horrified and scarred after watching the 
video with overt references to Ravi Yogi's homophobia and sexism.

Mother Teresa Raunchy Doll and Waking Down Alex were especially warned about a 
well known emotionally immature, troublesome, aggressive child named King Baby 
Barry, lovingly called Bubbles by his four year grandchild. Both of these 
counselors were outstanding Church members who had been praised for their 
emotional stability and maturity. They also led their individual groups within 
the Church comprised of feminists and gays respectively.

The Heartland Idiot Steve is feeling very nervous, the uneasy pit in his 
stomach indicating that someone was going to come in someone's mouth and 
struggled with the deep powerful emotions he was feeling, almost delusional, 
needing to protect his wife and kids while they didn't seem to be in any 
immediate, apparent danger.

Steve nervously looks at the door and starts making some rudimentary 
calculations on the time it would take him to make a hasty retreat with his 
family in tow. He was having trouble comprehending if this was any tougher than 
stealing food from the salad bar.

Steve curses his impulsive decision to associate with the Church of Liberalism, 
he was starting to realize he had nothing in common with these extremist 
believers of Liberalism and that his long, pathetic attempts to fit in the 
Church had been a miserable failure.

The host of Predictable Intellectual Arousals at the Gas Pump, a popular TV 
show was on hand. Rick was a rising star with wide popularity among the 
Intellectually Enlightened Progressives, aggressively taking down 
Neo-Adavtains, but he keenly aware that he was the absentee pastor of this 
Church, returning after a 10 year hiatus. However he was highly skeptical of 
his need in the presence of the clear moral authority of HH Gandhi King Curtis 
to whom he always worshipped.

Rick has been asked to shepherd his brethren and extend his vocal approval for 
Ravi Yogi's ban. Rick's feeling very nervous at the prospect of dealing with 
Ravi Yogi, wondering the impact this would have to his meteoric rise. He 
started having second thoughts about his long avowed principles of Intellectual 
honesty.

Jim Whyevennow7 is furi