[FairfieldLife] Re: Funniest volcano moment yet !
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6...@... wrote: Now that sounds like a better reason to avoid a state funeral and play golf! Did Body Thetans ever come out of Kilauea? Absolutely. Doncha know that they took over the young body of Barack Obama and as a result a Thetan is now the President of the United States? Yeah, that's the ticket. *Much* better than the birther stuff. :-) I'll betcha that Scientologists could come up with *much* better conspiracy theories than the Right Wing can. Scientologists, after all need to make a lot of money to pay for their auditing sessions; can't do that if you live in a trailer park and drink a lot of beer while watching Sarah Palin and Nascar on TV. :-) --- On Mon, 4/19/10, TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: From: TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Funniest volcano moment yet ! To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, April 19, 2010, 8:06 PM Â I was just on Skype with my bro, who is of course still stuck in Turin unable to get home, Shroud Woo Woo notwithstanding. And we were just chatting about various stuff when for some reason Scientology entered the conversation. Both of us had the same idea at the same time. Are the Scientologists going crazy because of L.Ron's paranoid mythology of bad Body Thetans emerging from volcanos and causing humans horrible distress and taking over their bodies? Are there Scientologists all over the world hunkered down in bunkers fearing the end of the world? This idea tickled me so much that I decided to write a meme about this very subject and set it loose on the Internet, to see how long it would take to echo back to me. So I started researching Xenu and volcanos and Body Thetans, and then I thought to check whether anyone *else* had hit upon this wild hair idea. So I Googled Thetans AND volcanos and to my mild disappointment but my overall pleasure discovered that I was NOT the first to make such a connection or start such a meme. From a post today on alt.religion. scientology: Europeans Beware - Thetans from Iceland volcano might body-snatch with a vengeance. From: Gregory Hall, Esq. Just imagine the millions or billions of disembodied thetans trying to find bodies as they rain down on Europe from the volcano in Iceland. The authorities aren't telling anybody but the REAL reason aircraft won't fly is not because of a little dust. It's because of all those thetans exiled for billions of years by the Xenu in the Earth's volcanoes. Aircraft certainly aren't proof against them. Stay indoors, don't expose yourself to this clear and present danger. :-)
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Funniest volcano moment yet !
Oh come on Barry! Are you telling me that Body Thetans couldn't have come out of Kilimanjaro? OBTW, did you happen to read in the NYT's who the Tea Partiers are? Definately not your trailor park living, beer drinking, Sara Palin/ Nascar watching or ghetto living, malt liqour/Mad Dog 20/20 drinking, Moesha/Jeffersons watching crowd. :) --- On Tue, 4/20/10, TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: From: TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Funniest volcano moment yet ! To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Date: Tuesday, April 20, 2010, 1:10 PM --- In FairfieldLife@ yahoogroups. com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@ ... wrote: Now that sounds like a better reason to avoid a state funeral and play golf! Did Body Thetans ever come out of Kilauea? Absolutely. Doncha know that they took over the young body of Barack Obama and as a result a Thetan is now the President of the United States? Yeah, that's the ticket. *Much* better than the birther stuff. :-) I'll betcha that Scientologists could come up with *much* better conspiracy theories than the Right Wing can. Scientologists, after all need to make a lot of money to pay for their auditing sessions; can't do that if you live in a trailer park and drink a lot of beer while watching Sarah Palin and Nascar on TV. :-) --- On Mon, 4/19/10, TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroup s.com wrote: From: TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroup s.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Funniest volcano moment yet ! To: FairfieldLife@ yahoogroups. com Date: Monday, April 19, 2010, 8:06 PM Â I was just on Skype with my bro, who is of course still stuck in Turin unable to get home, Shroud Woo Woo notwithstanding. And we were just chatting about various stuff when for some reason Scientology entered the conversation. Both of us had the same idea at the same time. Are the Scientologists going crazy because of L.Ron's paranoid mythology of bad Body Thetans emerging from volcanos and causing humans horrible distress and taking over their bodies? Are there Scientologists all over the world hunkered down in bunkers fearing the end of the world? This idea tickled me so much that I decided to write a meme about this very subject and set it loose on the Internet, to see how long it would take to echo back to me. So I started researching Xenu and volcanos and Body Thetans, and then I thought to check whether anyone *else* had hit upon this wild hair idea. So I Googled Thetans AND volcanos and to my mild disappointment but my overall pleasure discovered that I was NOT the first to make such a connection or start such a meme. From a post today on alt.religion. scientology: Europeans Beware - Thetans from Iceland volcano might body-snatch with a vengeance. From: Gregory Hall, Esq. Just imagine the millions or billions of disembodied thetans trying to find bodies as they rain down on Europe from the volcano in Iceland. The authorities aren't telling anybody but the REAL reason aircraft won't fly is not because of a little dust. It's because of all those thetans exiled for billions of years by the Xenu in the Earth's volcanoes. Aircraft certainly aren't proof against them. Stay indoors, don't expose yourself to this clear and present danger. :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: Funniest volcano moment yet !
I do believe Turq has turned a corner. Lookie lookie he's telling folks not to expose themselves. A first! Edg --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: I was just on Skype with my bro, who is of course still stuck in Turin unable to get home, Shroud Woo Woo notwithstanding. And we were just chatting about various stuff when for some reason Scientology entered the conversation. Both of us had the same idea at the same time. Are the Scientologists going crazy because of L.Ron's paranoid mythology of bad Body Thetans emerging from volcanos and causing humans horrible distress and taking over their bodies? Are there Scientologists all over the world hunkered down in bunkers fearing the end of the world? This idea tickled me so much that I decided to write a meme about this very subject and set it loose on the Internet, to see how long it would take to echo back to me. So I started researching Xenu and volcanos and Body Thetans, and then I thought to check whether anyone *else* had hit upon this wild hair idea. So I Googled Thetans AND volcanos and to my mild disappointment but my overall pleasure discovered that I was NOT the first to make such a connection or start such a meme. From a post today on alt.religion.scientology: Europeans Beware - Thetans from Iceland volcano might body-snatch with a vengeance. From: Gregory Hall, Esq. Just imagine the millions or billions of disembodied thetans trying to find bodies as they rain down on Europe from the volcano in Iceland. The authorities aren't telling anybody but the REAL reason aircraft won't fly is not because of a little dust. It's because of all those thetans exiled for billions of years by the Xenu in the Earth's volcanoes. Aircraft certainly aren't proof against them. Stay indoors, don't expose yourself to this clear and present danger. :-)
