[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Under your pillow, perhaps? touche' Feste. Great comic moment. lurk > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > > As far as I'm concerned, Burt Reynolds never needed > > to do another thing to justify his existence after > > the Cosmo spread. I still have it tucked away > > somewhere. > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk > because > > > > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of > covering > > > > > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > > > > > > > Exactly. > > > > > > I see Feste is not the only one here with a > > > "my dick is bigger than your dick" fetish. > > > > Hey, I'm not the guy so threatened by a gag about > > Burt Reynolds's big dick that he had to castrate it. > > I see. Judy gets offended not only when one > questions the spiritual teacher she puts up > on a pedestal, but also when one questions > the...uh...quality of her masturbation material. :-) > > To be honest, the issue has probably arisen > because I tried to paraphrase an interview > that I encountered at least a decade ago. Thought it was a talk show... > The choice of the word "risky" was mine, and > possibly not Burt's. In the context of the > original, it was pretty clear he was making > a joke about the possibility of having a > tiny dick. Not to, uh, flog the obvious, but the key phrase is "small hands." I don't think there's any way you could rewrite the gag including that phrase to make it come out the way you want. > The interviewer laughed. So did everyone else, > including Burt. Judy got offended. Go figure. Judy thought it was hilarious, actually, that (as she said) Barry couldn't deal with the notion of Reynolds having a dick too big to be covered by his hands. > > I wonder if she's got a Burt Reynolds vibrator. > And what size it is... :-) > > Unc > > P.S. It wasn't "Burt" who committed suicide > by hurling himself off the nightstand, was it? > If so, I'm sorry to have intruded on your grief > with my careless remarks. This is what Barry calls "ignoring Judy," folks... Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, gullible fool <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > TM sidha Howard Stern often cracks jokes about his > having a small penis. I'm "afraid" circumcision might quite often be to blame... I can try to elaborate if anybody wishes me to. > > --- TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Cliff" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > Bet his unhappy wife got it for him without his > > knowing about it. > > > No man would ever get the plate for himself. > > > > Unless he had that rare ability to laugh at himself > > and not be terribly concerned with his image. > > > > I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a > > little impressed by how natural and self-effacing > > he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host > > said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) > > had > > been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded > > the > > host that the film came out the same year as his > > semi- > > nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à > > la > > Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. > > > > He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy > > members over that, and it probably killed any chance > > he might have had of winning. But then he said, > > "Still, > > I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky > > > > thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." > > > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived > > as > > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg > > > > > > > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > > ~--> > > Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make > > Yahoo! your home page > > > http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM > > > ~-> > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Or go to: > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > > and click 'Join This Group!' > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > > > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering > > > > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > > > > > Exactly. > > > > I see Feste is not the only one here with a > > "my dick is bigger than your dick" fetish. > > Hey, I'm not the guy so threatened by a gag about > Burt Reynolds's big dick that he had to castrate it. I see. Judy gets offended not only when one questions the spiritual teacher she puts up on a pedestal, but also when one questions the...uh...quality of her masturbation material. :-) To be honest, the issue has probably arisen because I tried to paraphrase an interview that I encountered at least a decade ago. The choice of the word "risky" was mine, and possibly not Burt's. In the context of the original, it was pretty clear he was making a joke about the possibility of having a tiny dick. The interviewer laughed. So did everyone else, including Burt. Judy got offended. Go figure. I wonder if she's got a Burt Reynolds vibrator. And what size it is... :-) Unc P.S. It wasn't "Burt" who committed suicide by hurling himself off the nightstand, was it? If so, I'm sorry to have intruded on your grief with my careless remarks. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Under your pillow, perhaps? No, it's in storage. But one of these days I'm going to dig it out, put it in a fancy frame, and hang it in my living room. It has a joie de vivre that's just irresistible. It was actually a huge deal when it came out. It was the first (mainstream?) pin-up of a naked man for women to enjoy, at least in this country. (I'm sure some men liked it too, but it was in a magazine published for women.) At the time (1972), believe it or not, the idea that women were fully sexual beings was new to many people, and distinctly unwelcome to some. > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > > As far as I'm concerned, Burt Reynolds never needed > > to do another thing to justify his existence after > > the Cosmo spread. I still have it tucked away > > somewhere. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering > > > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > > > Exactly. > > I see Feste is not the only one here with a > "my dick is bigger than your dick" fetish. Hey, I'm not the guy so threatened by a gag about Burt Reynolds's big dick that he had to castrate it. > > :-) Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
Under your pillow, perhaps? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > As far as I'm concerned, Burt Reynolds never needed > to do another thing to justify his existence after > the Cosmo spread. I still have it tucked away > somewhere. > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering > > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > > > I wonder why Turquoise got that wrong. Eager to find consolation > > in the fact that there are others of small dimensions, perhaps? > > No, it has long been obvious to me that there are > people in the world who have things smaller than > mine. Minds, for instance. > > I saw a funny, self-deprecating comment from a guy > who was obviously, and surprisingly, comfortable > enough with himself and his image to poke fun at > it. All you can see is another guy bragging about > the size of his dick. I'll stick to my interpret- > ation, thanks. :-) > It's a two-way joke. Either his hands are too small to hide his dick, OR, he's indicating that he's got a stereotypical small dick because big-handed guys have big dicks. Either way, it was a risk to pose like that... Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering > > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > Exactly. I see Feste is not the only one here with a "my dick is bigger than your dick" fetish. :-) Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > I wonder why Turquoise got that wrong. Eager to find consolation > in the fact that there are others of small dimensions, perhaps? No, it has long been obvious to me that there are people in the world who have things smaller than mine. Minds, for instance. I saw a funny, self-deprecating comment from a guy who was obviously, and surprisingly, comfortable enough with himself and his image to poke fun at it. All you can see is another guy bragging about the size of his dick. I'll stick to my interpret- ation, thanks. :-) > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a > > little impressed by how natural and self-effacing > > he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host > > said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) had > > been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded the > > host that the film came out the same year as his semi- > > nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à la > > Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. > > > > He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy > > members over that, and it probably killed any chance > > he might have had of winning. But then he said, "Still, > > I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky > > thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." > > > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering the large thing that needs to be covered. > > Exactly. No need to dis poor uncs penis. I am sure it is fulfilling to some, if not many. Perhaps even all. The twins appear to enjoy it. And the point that someone else made, as many have in the past: the pen is mightier than the penis. That is, and this is a question, don't mature and intelligent women get turned on more by intellect and humor than a big swinging dick? Or are the primal mechanics such that dick size overwhelms any appreciation of other factors? Its certainly an interesting question from the POV of evolution and natural selection. Do mature, intelligent and spiritual woman feel that a "big swinging dick" is more of an approximation of the imenseness and infinity of Shiva, and therefore, the propietor of such is more worthy of shiva-like worship and adoration? If so, is a man seen a necessary conduit for such worship and adoration to Shiva -- the Unmanifest? > > I wonder why Turquoise got that wrong. Eager to find consolation in the fact that there are others of small dimensions, perhaps? > Interestingly, the last time he told this story over > on alt.m.t, he said he'd read it in a Playboy interview > with Reynolds. > > It does sound like something Reynolds might say, > except in fact in the Cosmo spread it isn't his hands > covering his privates; it's part of his arm and the > way his legs are positioned. > > Which makes me think it may have been a talk show > after all, and the gag was written for him. > > As far as I'm concerned, Burt Reynolds never needed > to do another thing to justify his existence after > the Cosmo spread. I still have it tucked away > somewhere. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering the > large thing that needs to be covered. Exactly. > I wonder why Turquoise got that wrong. Eager to find consolation in > the fact that there are others of small dimensions, perhaps? Interestingly, the last time he told this story over on alt.m.t, he said he'd read it in a Playboy interview with Reynolds. It does sound like something Reynolds might say, except in fact in the Cosmo spread it isn't his hands covering his privates; it's part of his arm and the way his legs are positioned. Which makes me think it may have been a talk show after all, and the gag was written for him. As far as I'm concerned, Burt Reynolds never needed to do another thing to justify his existence after the Cosmo spread. I still have it tucked away somewhere. > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a > > little impressed by how natural and self-effacing > > he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host > > said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) had > > been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded the > > host that the film came out the same year as his semi- > > nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à la > > Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. > > > > He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy > > members over that, and it probably killed any chance > > he might have had of winning. But then he said, "Still, > > I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky > > thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." > > > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because his > small > hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering the large thing > that > needs to be covered. > > I wonder why Turquoise got that wrong. Eager to find consolation in > the fact > that there are others of small dimensions, perhaps? > Well, I am sure all on FFL join me in honoring you as, obviously, "a big swinging dick". No other accolade or honor is higher than this, no higher human virtue can be obtained. All honor to thee Feste. > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a > > little impressed by how natural and self-effacing > > he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host > > said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) had > > been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded the > > host that the film came out the same year as his semi- > > nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à la > > Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. > > > > He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy > > members over that, and it probably killed any chance > > he might have had of winning. But then he said, "Still, > > I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky > > thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." > > > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk because his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of covering the large thing that needs to be covered. I wonder why Turquoise got that wrong. Eager to find consolation in the fact that there are others of small dimensions, perhaps? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a > little impressed by how natural and self-effacing > he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host > said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) had > been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded the > host that the film came out the same year as his semi- > nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à la > Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. > > He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy > members over that, and it probably killed any chance > he might have had of winning. But then he said, "Still, > I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky > thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
TM sidha Howard Stern often cracks jokes about his having a small penis. --- TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Cliff" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > Bet his unhappy wife got it for him without his > knowing about it. > > No man would ever get the plate for himself. > > Unless he had that rare ability to laugh at himself > and not be terribly concerned with his image. > > I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a > little impressed by how natural and self-effacing > he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host > said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) > had > been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded > the > host that the film came out the same year as his > semi- > nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à > la > Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. > > He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy > members over that, and it probably killed any chance > he might have had of winning. But then he said, > "Still, > I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky > > thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived > as > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > ~--> > Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make > Yahoo! your home page > http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM > ~-> > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!' > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > __ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. Confuscious say: > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Cliff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Bet his unhappy wife got it for him without his knowing about it. > No man would ever get the plate for himself. > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Is your identity that tied up in the size of your penis? Maybe the guy was mocking those for whom it is. But clearly penis size is a good way to rank the virtue of a person. I mean its clear that size is directly related to man's virtues, character, intelligence and compassion. And intelligent accomplished women are quite cognizant of the strong correlation. Just the kind of woman a "big swinging dick" desires. And deserves. re "big swinging dicks", any one read "Liar's Poker"? Its a great read. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
TurquoiseB wrote: > > Are you soliciting? I thought this was a family-oriented newsgroup. > > You *thought*, Willy? > I guess I was mistaken. > Color me surprised. > Waht color, red? > Congratulations. :-) > Anytime, just leave the work-a-day language at the brothel. : ) Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Richard J. Williams" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > TurquiseB wrote: > > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. > > Are you soliciting? I thought this was a family-oriented newsgroup. You *thought*, Willy? Color me surprised. Congratulations. :-) Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
TurquiseB wrote: > Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as > a big dick by pretending to have a small one. > Are you soliciting? I thought this was a family-oriented newsgroup. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Cliff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Bet his unhappy wife got it for him without his knowing about it. > No man would ever get the plate for himself. Unless he had that rare ability to laugh at himself and not be terribly concerned with his image. I once saw Burt Reynolds on a talk show, and was a little impressed by how natural and self-effacing he was. The subject of Oscars came up, and the host said he felt Burt's best shot at one (at the time) had been in "Deliverance." Burt agreed, but reminded the host that the film came out the same year as his semi- nude foldout photo in Cosmo, with Burt reclining à la Playboy, with just one hand covering his privates. He said that he'd gotten a lot of flack from Academy members over that, and it probably killed any chance he might have had of winning. But then he said, "Still, I don't regret it. After all, it was a pretty risky thing for me to do -- I have very small hands." Big laugh. Sometimes you can avoid being perceived as a big dick by pretending to have a small one. :-) > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: Rare honesty
Bet his unhappy wife got it for him without his knowing about it. No man would ever get the plate for himself. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Vanity plate seen on a Hummer in Aspen: > > http://bbs.chrismoore.com/images/splicense.jpg Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM ~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
