[FairfieldLife] Why Pudits Rioted, Flight 370 Vanished, Ukraine Invaded
Perhaps all these events that have been happening in the world have a simpler explanation than the rampant speculation of causes which we attribute to them: Shit Happens Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! Mormonism: God sent us this shit. Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Shit happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? Agnostic #3: What is this shit? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Narcisism: I am the shit! Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens - one day at a time.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Why Pudits Rioted, Flight 370 Vanished, Ukraine Invaded
Funny, Xeno, but what about the Advaitniks and Neo Advaitniks? On Friday, March 14, 2014 10:05 AM, anartax...@yahoo.com anartax...@yahoo.com wrote: Perhaps all these events that have been happening in the world have a simpler explanation than the rampant speculation of causes which we attribute to them: Shit Happens * Taoism: Shit happens. * Confucianism: Confucius say, Shit happens. * Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. * Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. * Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? * Hinduism: This shit has happened before. * Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. * Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. * Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. * Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. * Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. * Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. * Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. * Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. * Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. * Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. * Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. * Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) * Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. * Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. * Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? * Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. * Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. * Creationism: God made all shit. * Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. * Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! * Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. * Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. * Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. * Utopianism: This shit does not stink. * Darwinism: This shit was once food. * Capitalism: That's MY shit. * Communism: It's everybody's shit. * Feminism: Men are shit. * Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... * Commercialism: Let's package this shit. * Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. * Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. * Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. * Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? * Stoicism: This shit is good for me. * Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! * Mormonism: God sent us this shit. * Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. * Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. * Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157. * Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Shit happens. * Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? * Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. * Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. * Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. * Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! * Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. * Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. * Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. * Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. * Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? * Agnostic #3: What is this shit? * Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. * Atheism: What shit? * Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! * Nihilism: No shit. * Narcisism: I am the shit! * Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens - one day at a time.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Why Pudits Rioted, Flight 370 Vanished, Ukraine Invaded
This wasn't my list: I copied it from someone's website. See Duveyoung's post. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote : Funny, Xeno, but what about the Advaitniks and Neo Advaitniks? On Friday, March 14, 2014 10:05 AM, anartaxius@... anartaxius@... wrote: Perhaps all these events that have been happening in the world have a simpler explanation than the rampant speculation of causes which we attribute to them: Shit Happens Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! Mormonism: God sent us this shit. Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Shit happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? Agnostic #3: What is this shit? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Narcisism: I am the shit! Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens - one day at a time.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Why Pudits Rioted, Flight 370 Vanished, Ukraine Invaded
Left out the Vedanta shit.. I am shit, thou art shit all this is shit and nothing but shit is. On Friday, March 14, 2014 9:59 AM, anartax...@yahoo.com anartax...@yahoo.com wrote: This wasn't my list: I copied it from someone's website. See Duveyoung's post. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote : Funny, Xeno, but what about the Advaitniks and Neo Advaitniks? On Friday, March 14, 2014 10:05 AM, anartaxius@... anartaxius@... wrote: Perhaps all these events that have been happening in the world have a simpler explanation than the rampant speculation of causes which we attribute to them: Shit Happens * Taoism: Shit happens. * Confucianism: Confucius say, Shit happens. * Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. * Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. * Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? * Hinduism: This shit has happened before. * Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. * Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. * Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. * Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. * Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. * Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. * Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. * Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. * Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. * Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. * Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. * Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) * Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. * Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. * Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? * Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. * Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. * Creationism: God made all shit. * Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. * Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! * Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. * Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. * Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. * Utopianism: This shit does not stink. * Darwinism: This shit was once food. * Capitalism: That's MY shit. * Communism: It's everybody's shit. * Feminism: Men are shit. * Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... * Commercialism: Let's package this shit. * Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. * Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. * Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. * Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? * Stoicism: This shit is good for me. * Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! * Mormonism: God sent us this shit. * Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. * Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. * Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157. * Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Shit happens. * Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? * Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. * Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. * Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. * Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! * Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. * Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. * Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. * Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. * Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? * Agnostic #3: What is this shit? * Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. * Atheism: What shit? * Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! * Nihilism: No shit. * Narcisism: I am the shit! * Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens - one day at a time.
