This message is from: Lori Albrough <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

OK, Mike's hilarious jokes and Carol's mention of deer season have
prompted me to send this *VERY BAD* joke to the list. 

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This guy is an avid hunter and one year his wife asks to go with him on
his annual deer hunt. So he instructs her in how to use the gun, how to
move through the trees, etc, and ends his lesson with the comment that,
at this time of the year, the woods are full of hunters and if she
should shoot a deer to be sure that one of the other hunters doesn't
claim that it's his.

So they go into the woods and go their separate ways to look for deer.
It can't be more than five minutes before he hears shots, followed by
yelling, and he runs to the source of the noise to see what is going on.
He comes into a clearing to see his wife yelling and waving her gun at a
man, who is slowly backing away with his hands in the air, saying "OK
lady, it's your deer. You can have it. Just let me get my saddle off
it".

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