Re: Whip it GOOD

2006-04-30 Thread HapDayBMF
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In a message dated 4/30/2006 12:48:49 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
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You all  can keep your own set of rules
Whisper ( shh )  to your Fjords all  day
Mine only hear when I hollar to them
 BULLWHIP'S  COMMING OUT  TO PLAY  






Lisa 

( hiding down here )



AMEN Lisa   LOL
 
Aimee


Re: whip it GOOD

2006-04-29 Thread bushnell

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  Hi List !

   Im getting quite a pause over this discussion about pushy Fjords. Im 
also

getting the feeling that with all the
 alternative  methods around to school this behavior I would put in my 2
cents. ( May not be worth even that. )


THAT WAS a good poem Lisa.. I enjoyed the humorous twist. Made me think of 
Rodney Dangerfield's quip.. I don't get no respect, ..but a bull whip 
just might do the job all right. =)))


Ruthie, nw mt US 


Re: whip it GOOD

2006-04-29 Thread bolinsj
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Yah know, like you said, you gotta do what you gotta do.
One day one of my Fjords was being such a pain in the backside that 
I was driven to desperation and got the whip.  I went in the stall with 
him and beat the living crap out of the back wall of his stall.  Got his 
attention for the rest of that week!   What was left of the whip went 
into the trash., but now when I move to the back wall an make like I'm 
going to hit it, I still get his attention.  (I'm sure he thinks he is 
just humoring the whacko). 

Martie in MD

Lisa Wiley wrote:

 This message is from: Lisa Wiley [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Lisa,
 I always love what you write and do agree that sometimes you just need 
 to tell an animal what you want and to do it now. I don't think the 
 whip sends the message I want to give.  I want my horse to understand 
 that I want him out of my space.   I want him to learn to back off if 
 he gets to forward.  I don't want to carry a whip in one hand forever.

 I made some progress today for the first time I know Loki 
 understands.  This was worth taking the time to teach him what I 
 mean.  He got into my space today and I said  CH.  He looked at me 
 and backed off.  I was so pleased!  I said to myself  He gets it!.   
 Of course then I left my wheel barrow to get another fork full of 
 manure.  Turned around for a second and his foot was in it.   The 
 wheel barrow tipped and I had to pick up the manure again.  Oh well I 
 am still making progress!


whip it GOOD

2006-04-28 Thread Pedfjords
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In a message dated 4/27/2006 11:23:54 AM Mountain Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Just a parelli stick without the string.
  I hold it up in the air

   Hi List !

Im getting quite a pause over this discussion about pushy Fjords. Im also 
getting the feeling that with all the 
 alternative  methods around to school this behavior I would put in my 2 
cents. ( May not be worth even that. )
*

   My Fancy Sticks

Bought another stick on-line today
This really is getting quite old
Dont even ask what I had to pay !
( My bank account's leaving me cold )

These Fjords it seems are never through
From pushing limits with me
Running me down for a flake of hay
And squashing me like a flea

I tried the WAND from Tellington-Jones
Sure set me back a bit !
Came inside a nicely wrapped box
My husband 'bout had a fit

The Fjords, well they pretty much ignored
When I waved it in their face
Just ate their grain, stepped on my foot
And said  get out of MY space !

So next I went the Peralli route
We really had a blast
Did the levels, played all the games
Now my foots in a cast.

I called in Lyonsand tigars and bears
  A COURSE  is what I need !
One hundred thousand dollars later
Im to broke to follow his creed

So off I go to the barn tonight
To put some Fjords away
They spun around, they threw me down
All over that #$%^* flake of hay !

Shrake and Clintin can eat my dust
Im through with paying these guys 
My money's safe, my ego is bruised
From now on, no more lies !

The BULL WHIP for sale on E-Bay today
Seemed just like what I need
Things around here are about to change
Starting when I go out to feed

As Cosby said on that TV show,
  the beatings have just begun 
Been a very nice long ride for them
Now its MY time for fun !

So Pay Pal I went, next day USPO
And outside to see my Fjord
 look everyone, another stick !  they said
Pinning me in the gate they almost looked bored.

So I let loose with all my might
Rawhide chunks flying left and right
They ran ! I circled ! It was a fight

No BULL you guysthat whip was light !

It hissed and cracked in the air like FIRE
Fjords ducked and dove and flew
They couldnt get far enough AWAY from me !
This sure beats black and blue !

No more  whispering  to these darn fools
Its BEATINGS they seem to crave
No wand, no stick or games to play
  MOMS IN CHARGE  is all the rave

You all can keep your own set of rules
 Whisper ( shh )  to your Fjords all day
Mine only hear when I hollar to them
  BULLWHIP'S  COMMING OUT TO PLAY  






 Lisa 

( hiding down here )


Re: whip it GOOD

2006-04-28 Thread jgayle

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Hooray Lisa, some kind of poet there and I am not concerned about that bull 
whip!  Yuh got to do what yuh got to do!!!   Jean Gayle







Author
'The Colonel's Daughter
Occupied Germany 1946 to 1949
Send: $20 to Three Horse's Press
7403 Blaine Rd
Aberdeen, WA 98520 


Re: whip it GOOD

2006-04-28 Thread Lisa Wiley

This message is from: Lisa Wiley [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Lisa,
I always love what you write and do agree that sometimes you just need to 
tell an animal what you want and to do it now. I don't think the whip sends 
the message I want to give.  I want my horse to understand that I want him 
out of my space.   I want him to learn to back off if he gets to forward.  I 
don't want to carry a whip in one hand forever.


I made some progress today for the first time I know Loki understands.  This 
was worth taking the time to teach him what I mean.  He got into my space 
today and I said  CH.  He looked at me and backed off.  I was so 
pleased!  I said to myself  He gets it!.   Of course then I left my wheel 
barrow to get another fork full of manure.  Turned around for a second and 
his foot was in it.   The wheel barrow tipped and I had to pick up the 
manure again.  Oh well I am still making progress!




Lisa Wiley
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Connecticut State Director Ponies With Purpose
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