+1
I laughed so hard I popped an eyeball..
I'm going to go tuck it back in and get back to my jQuery now.
Karl
On Dec 28, 2011, at 12:26 PM, Merrill, Jason wrote:
Hahahaa!!
Jason Merrill
Instructional Technology Architect II
Bank of America Global Learning
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Subject: [Flashcoders] Adobe is my down-ass chick
Every time I get an email from Adobe, it's like a booty call from
that sexy chick I used to go out with. She may not be perfect, but
she was usually good to go and was always willing to try new things.
Now she has this hot new friend I've been messing with, and I can
tell they're just about to ménage, so still I take the calls now and
then just to make sure she's keeping herself in good shape and
getting on with my new chick.
Sure, we're never getting back in an exclusive relationship, but as
long as she's willing to party, I'll keep her around until I find my
next true love.
Ross P. Sclafani
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Neuromantic Industries
http://www.neuromantic.com
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On Dec 28, 2011, at 12:18 PM, "Merrill, Jason" <jason.merr...@bankofamerica.com
> wrote:
I asked myself something today. Why does it feel like whenever I
get marketing e-mails from Adobe, it feels like an out-of-the-blue
friendly text message from an ex-girlfriend. One who I used to love
and was awesome, but now I want nothing to do with other than the
occasional stalking on Facebook to see if she married some loser
and has let herself go.
Oh wait, I know why.
Jason Merrill
Instructional Technology Architect II
Bank of America Global Learning
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