Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-11 Thread Joe Malin
Alas, XP comes with many interface options. Unless you know all of them,
the help can be confusing.

What's worse is walking someone through troubleshooting when *your* XP
interface doesn't match *theirs*. I spent fruitless minutes on the phone
with a friend before I realized that *her* Explorer interface was set up
to show one window at a time! I use multiple windows. Yikes! :^O.

Joe Malin
Technical Writer
(408)625-1623
jmalin at tuvox.com 
www.tuvox.com
The views expressed in this document are those of the sender, and do not
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Of Phil Heron
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:00 AM
To: framers
Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I am on Windows XP Professional.

The instructions you list ("Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in
the drop-down list click Shut Down") are perfectly correct for my
computer. That is exactly what I see.

??

Phil Heron




RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Daniel Emory
--- Phil Heron [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 I am on Windows XP Professional.
 The instructions you list (Click Start, click Shut
 Down, and then in
 the drop-down list click Shut Down) are perfectly
 correct for my
 computer. That is exactly what I see.
===
The e-Machine had Windoze XP Home Edition installed.
Apparently, Microsoft soesn't versionize its on-line
help. (which makes you wonder what else they
incorrectly fail to versionize).
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RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Gagne, Bernard (Bolton)
Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking Start to shutdown somewhat
counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the
three-finger salute to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up,
what else could I possibly want to do with my computer? It should
automatically default to the login screen.
Just my two-cents' (Canadian) worth.

Berny Gagné
Sr. Technical Writer
Husky Injection Molding Systems
Bolton, Ontario, Canada 

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Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the
search phrase Turn Off. Sure enough, all the help topics containing that
phrase appeared, and I selected theTurn Off The Computer topic. Here are
the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down

The only part of that instruction which is correct is Click Start.

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called Turn Off Computer.

o There is no drop-down list under the Turn Off Computer dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under Turn Off Computer called Shut Down
Instead there are three button
options: Stand By, Turn Off, and Restart.

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RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Kristina McCook
 A friend of mine had an E-Machines that crashed on him. It had two Restore
Discs that he said he couldn't use. So I got the box  started working on
it. Turns out the Restore CDs were created by Norton Ghost, they weren't
what I'd call restore discs. And, his HD was not bootable at all. So I
reformatted the HD, then had to install Norton Ghost just to get it to
restore his OS. To top that, the 2nd CD had a cyclic data redundancy error
so I had to use CDCheck to recover that CD  make him another Restore CD.
Never again will I work on another E-Machines POS. 

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Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the
search phrase Turn Off. Sure enough, all the help topics containing that
phrase appeared, and I selected theTurn Off The Computer topic. Here are
the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down

The only part of that instruction which is correct is Click Start.

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called Turn Off Computer.

o There is no drop-down list under the Turn Off Computer dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under Turn Off Computer called Shut Down
Instead there are three button
options: Stand By, Turn Off, and Restart.

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RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Phil Heron
That's easy enough to change.

There's a setting on the Advanced tab of the User Accounts dialog to specify 
whether users have to use Ctrl+Alt+Delete to log on.

Phil Heron 

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(Bolton)
Sent: 10 March 2006 17:11
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Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking Start to shutdown somewhat 
counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the 
three-finger salute to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up, what 
else could I possibly want to do with my computer? It should automatically 
default to the login screen.
Just my two-cents' (Canadian) worth.

Berny Gagné
Sr. Technical Writer
Husky Injection Molding Systems
Bolton, Ontario, Canada 

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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Grant Hogarth
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 12:00 PM
To: Framers List
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Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine 
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a search 
phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the search 
phrase Turn Off. Sure enough, all the help topics containing that phrase 
appeared, and I selected theTurn Off The Computer topic. Here are the 
instructions which appeared under that
topic:

Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut Down

The only part of that instruction which is correct is Click Start.

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called Turn Off Computer.

o There is no drop-down list under the Turn Off Computer dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under Turn Off Computer called Shut Down
Instead there are three button
options: Stand By, Turn Off, and Restart.

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Re: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Doug
The Advanced tab also explains why you might want to use the
CTRL+ALT+DEL combo, BTW...

--Doug

 There's a setting on the Advanced tab of the User Accounts dialog to specify
 whether users have to use Ctrl+Alt+Delete to log on.

 Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking Start to shutdown somewhat
 counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the
three-finger
 salute to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up, what else could I
 possibly want to do with my computer? It should automatically default to the
 login screen.
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Re: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Paul Findon

On 10 Mar 2006, at 17:15, Wayne Brissette wrote:

Those directions are for Windows XP Professional. If I follow them on 
my work computer, they are 100% correct. Obviously there are multiple 
issues here. First, the wrong help files with the wrong OS, but we can 
also lay blame on MS for have way too many versions of the same basic 
OS and doing things differently in each.


Not to worry. I gather there will only be six versions of Vista ;-)

Paul

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RE: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Anne Robotti
 Sure makes writing installation procedures fun.  No
 matter *what* you do, some users will think you're
 a fool.  :-(

Unless you want to do something *totally* crazy  out there, like
stabilize your software, perform adequate testing, document the actual
interface and distribute it to the users according to the version they
buy! But where was I going with that?

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OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Daniel Emory
I was helping a friend who?d just acquired her first
computer, an E-Machine with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how
she could type in a search phrase and get a list of
all the help topics containing that phrase. So, to
demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I
entered the search phrase ?Turn Off.? Sure enough, all
the help topics containing that phrase appeared, and I
selected the?Turn Off The Computer? topic. Here are
the instructions which appeared under that topic:

?Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the
drop-down list click Shut Down?

The only part of that instruction which is correct is
?Click Start.?

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It?s
called ?Turn Off Computer.?

o There is no drop-down list under the ?Turn Off
Computer? dialog. Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under ?Turn Off Computer?
called ?Shut Down? Instead there are three button
options: ?Stand By?, ?Turn Off?, and ?Restart.?



Dan Emory & Associates
FrameMaker/FrameMaker+SGML Document Design & Database Publishing




Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Phil Heron
I am on Windows XP Professional.

The instructions you list ("Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in
the drop-down list click Shut Down") are perfectly correct for my
computer. That is exactly what I see.

??

Phil Heron

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[mailto:framers-bounces+phil.heron=coda.com at lists.frameusers.com] On
Behalf Of Daniel Emory
Sent: 10 March 2006 16:56
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an
E-Machine with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that
phrase. So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I
entered the search phrase "Turn Off." Sure enough, all the help topics
containing that phrase appeared, and I selected the"Turn Off The
Computer" topic. Here are the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

"Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down"

The only part of that instruction which is correct is "Click Start."

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called "Turn Off
Computer."

o There is no drop-down list under the "Turn Off Computer" dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under "Turn Off Computer"
called "Shut Down" Instead there are three button
options: "Stand By", "Turn Off", and "Restart."



Dan Emory & Associates
FrameMaker/FrameMaker+SGML Document Design & Database Publishing

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Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Grant Hogarth
Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an
E-Machine with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that
phrase. So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I
entered the search phrase "Turn Off." Sure enough, all the help topics
containing that phrase appeared, and I selected the"Turn Off The
Computer" topic. Here are the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

"Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down"

The only part of that instruction which is correct is "Click Start."

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called "Turn Off
Computer."

o There is no drop-down list under the "Turn Off Computer" dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under "Turn Off Computer" called "Shut Down"
Instead there are three button
options: "Stand By", "Turn Off", and "Restart."

Dan Emory & Associates 
FrameMaker/FrameMaker+SGML Document Design & Database Publishing  



Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Mike Feimster
Same here. IIRC, XP Home uses the different terminology and buttons instead
of a drop-down. Apparently, it uses the same documentation though. 

Mike 

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[mailto:framers-bounces+mike.feimster=acstechnologies.com at lists.frameusers.c
om] On Behalf Of Phil Heron
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 12:00 PM
To: framers
Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I am on Windows XP Professional.

The instructions you list ("Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the
drop-down list click Shut Down") are perfectly correct for my computer. That
is exactly what I see.

??

Phil Heron

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From: framers-bounces+phil.heron=coda@lists.frameusers.com
[mailto:framers-bounces+phil.heron=coda.com at lists.frameusers.com] On Behalf
Of Daniel Emory
Sent: 10 March 2006 16:56
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the
search phrase "Turn Off." Sure enough, all the help topics containing that
phrase appeared, and I selected the"Turn Off The Computer" topic. Here are
the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

"Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down"

The only part of that instruction which is correct is "Click Start."

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called "Turn Off Computer."

o There is no drop-down list under the "Turn Off Computer" dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under "Turn Off Computer"
called "Shut Down" Instead there are three button
options: "Stand By", "Turn Off", and "Restart."



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Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Daniel Emory
--- Phil Heron  wrote:
> I am on Windows XP Professional.
> The instructions you list ("Click Start, click Shut
> Down, and then in
> the drop-down list click Shut Down") are perfectly
> correct for my
> computer. That is exactly what I see.
===
The e-Machine had Windoze XP Home Edition installed.
Apparently, Microsoft soesn't versionize its on-line
help. (which makes you wonder what else they
incorrectly fail to versionize).



Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Gagne, Bernard (Bolton)
Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking "Start" to shutdown somewhat
counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the
"three-finger salute" to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up,
what else could I possibly want to do with my computer? It should
automatically default to the login screen.
Just my two-cents' (Canadian) worth.

Berny Gagn?
Sr. Technical Writer
Husky Injection Molding Systems
Bolton, Ontario, Canada 

-Original Message-
From: framers-bounces+bgagne=husky...@lists.frameusers.com
[mailto:framers-bounces+bgagne=husky.ca at lists.frameusers.com] On Behalf Of
Grant Hogarth
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 12:00 PM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the
search phrase "Turn Off." Sure enough, all the help topics containing that
phrase appeared, and I selected the"Turn Off The Computer" topic. Here are
the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

"Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down"

The only part of that instruction which is correct is "Click Start."

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called "Turn Off Computer."

o There is no drop-down list under the "Turn Off Computer" dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under "Turn Off Computer" called "Shut Down"
Instead there are three button
options: "Stand By", "Turn Off", and "Restart."

Dan Emory & Associates 
FrameMaker/FrameMaker+SGML Document Design & Database Publishing 



Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Kristina McCook
 A friend of mine had an E-Machines that crashed on him. It had two Restore
Discs that he said he couldn't use. So I got the box & started working on
it. Turns out the Restore CDs were created by Norton Ghost, they weren't
what I'd call restore discs. And, his HD was not bootable at all. So I
reformatted the HD, then had to install Norton Ghost just to get it to
"restore" his OS. To top that, the 2nd CD had a cyclic data redundancy error
so I had to use CDCheck to recover that CD & make him another "Restore CD".
Never again will I work on another E-Machines POS. 

-Original Message-
From: framers-bounces+convextech=alltel@lists.frameusers.com
[mailto:framers-bounces+convextech=alltel.net at lists.frameusers.com] On
Behalf Of Grant Hogarth
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 12:00 PM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a
search phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the
search phrase "Turn Off." Sure enough, all the help topics containing that
phrase appeared, and I selected the"Turn Off The Computer" topic. Here are
the instructions which appeared under that
topic:

"Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut
Down"

The only part of that instruction which is correct is "Click Start."

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called "Turn Off Computer."

o There is no drop-down list under the "Turn Off Computer" dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under "Turn Off Computer" called "Shut Down"
Instead there are three button
options: "Stand By", "Turn Off", and "Restart."

Dan Emory & Associates 
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Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Phil Heron
That's easy enough to change.

There's a setting on the Advanced tab of the User Accounts dialog to specify 
whether users have to use Ctrl+Alt+Delete to log on.

Phil Heron 

-Original Message-
From: framers-bounces+phil.heron=coda.com at lists.frameusers.com 
[mailto:framers-bounces+phil.heron=coda@lists.frameusers.com] On Behalf Of 
Gagne, Bernard (Bolton)
Sent: 10 March 2006 17:11
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking "Start" to shutdown somewhat 
counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the 
"three-finger salute" to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up, what 
else could I possibly want to do with my computer? It should automatically 
default to the login screen.
Just my two-cents' (Canadian) worth.

Berny Gagn?
Sr. Technical Writer
Husky Injection Molding Systems
Bolton, Ontario, Canada 

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From: framers-bounces+bgagne=husky...@lists.frameusers.com
[mailto:framers-bounces+bgagne=husky.ca at lists.frameusers.com] On Behalf Of 
Grant Hogarth
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 12:00 PM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: RE: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

Versionitis strikes again!
A rigorous (and repeated) application of QA is the only known pallative
-- there is no cure.
Grant

-Original Message-
From: Daniel Emory
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Framers List
Cc: Free Framers List
Subject: OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

I was helping a friend who'd just acquired her first computer, an E-Machine 
with Windows XP.

I was demonstrating how to get help, and showed how she could type in a search 
phrase and get a list of all the help topics containing that phrase.
So, to demonstrate how to properly shut down the computer, I entered the search 
phrase "Turn Off." Sure enough, all the help topics containing that phrase 
appeared, and I selected the"Turn Off The Computer" topic. Here are the 
instructions which appeared under that
topic:

"Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the drop-down list click Shut Down"

The only part of that instruction which is correct is "Click Start."

o There is no Shut Down option under Start. It's called "Turn Off Computer."

o There is no drop-down list under the "Turn Off Computer" dialog.
Instead, there are 3 buttons.

o There is no button option under "Turn Off Computer" called "Shut Down"
Instead there are three button
options: "Stand By", "Turn Off", and "Restart."

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Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Doug
The Advanced tab also explains why you might want to use the
CTRL+ALT+DEL combo, BTW...

--Doug

> There's a setting on the Advanced tab of the User Accounts dialog to specify
> whether users have to use Ctrl+Alt+Delete to log on.
>
>> Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking "Start" to shutdown somewhat
>> counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the
"three-finger
>> salute" to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up, what else could I
>> possibly want to do with my computer? It should automatically default to the
>> login screen.



OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Paul Findon
On 10 Mar 2006, at 17:15, Wayne Brissette wrote:

> Those directions are for Windows XP Professional. If I follow them on 
> my work computer, they are 100% correct. Obviously there are multiple 
> issues here. First, the wrong help files with the wrong OS, but we can 
> also lay blame on MS for have way too many versions of the same basic 
> OS and doing things differently in each.

Not to worry. I gather there will only be six versions of Vista ;-)

Paul




Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread John Posada
> Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking "Start" to shutdown
> somewhat
> counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the

My mother (73), after having a computer for six years, still asks me
about this one. What do she know?...she's not in the IT biz.

John Posada
Senior Technical Writer

"So long and thanks for all the fish."



Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Mike Wickham
>I am on Windows XP Professional.

>The instructions you list ("Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in
>the drop-down list click Shut Down") are perfectly correct for my
>computer. That is exactly what I see.

I'm on XP Pro, too, and I see the Start> Turn off computer> and the three 
buttons, including "Turn off."  But my laptop shows the Start> Shutdown > 
Shutdown sequence. The difference seems to be that the first computer uses 
the Welcome Screen (Windows default). The second computer is set for classic 
logon. You can change the setting in Control Panel> User Accounts.

Mike Wickham
Pleco Press, Inc.
"Aquarium books endorsed by fish!"





Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Steve Rickaby
At 12:11 -0500 10/3/06, Gagne, Bernard (Bolton) wrote:

>Personally, I find the whole idea of clicking "Start" to shutdown somewhat
>counter-intuitive, and could somebody tell me why I have to use the
>"three-finger salute" to get my login screen in XP Pro? Once I power up,
>what else could I possibly want to do with my computer? It should
>automatically default to the login screen.

Only three fingers, Bernard? Count yourself lucky. I've just been trying to 
capture a screenshot of an M$ Access mouse cursor that's only visible while 
licking and dragging. I discovered that to trigger SnagIt (shift-control-P) 
whilst manipulating the mouse, I needed three hands. After attempting to press 
keys with my nose, and considering enlisting the help of one of my cats, I 
eventually managed it by holding down the shift and control keys with an empty 
coffee mug.

(Ok, I know SnagIt can do timed captures, but I only thought about that 
afterwards. Duh!)
-- 
Steve



OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Jeremy H. Griffith
On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:55:57 -0800 (PST), Daniel Emory 
 wrote:

>?Click Start, click Shut Down, and then in the
>drop-down list click Shut Down?
>
>The only part of that instruction which is correct is
>?Click Start.?

It's correct for my Win 2000 Pro system... I wonder
if it is correct for XP machines that were "upgraded"
from Win2K?  There are other differences between XP
machines that were formerly 2K, and ones that were XP
from the start, notably the name of the system dir,
"winnt" on 2K and "windows" on native XP.

Sure makes writing installation procedures fun.  No
matter *what* you do, some users will think you're 
a fool.  :-(

-- Jeremy H. Griffith, at Omni Systems Inc.
http://www.omsys.com/



OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Anne Robotti
> Sure makes writing installation procedures fun.  No
> matter *what* you do, some users will think you're
> a fool.  :-(

Unless you want to do something *totally* crazy & out there, like
stabilize your software, perform adequate testing, document the actual
interface and distribute it to the users according to the version they
buy! But where was I going with that?

Anne



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OT: Unbelievable On-Line Help Stupidity

2006-03-10 Thread Jeremy H. Griffith
On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:25:29 -0500, "Anne Robotti" 
 wrote:

>> Sure makes writing installation procedures fun.  No
>> matter *what* you do, some users will think you're
>> a fool.  :-(
>
>Unless you want to do something *totally* crazy & out there, like
>stabilize your software, perform adequate testing, document the actual
>interface and distribute it to the users according to the version they
>buy! But where was I going with that?

No idea.  While I totally agree that what you suggest is
the right way to go, there seem to be a few variables in
the case at hand that are hard for a Help author to control
for.  How are you to know whether a system is upgraded or
is an original install?  When a system offers user choice
of UI features, how do you know which ones were chosen?
When the manufacturer of the OS can't keep Help matching
the installed system, what chance does an ISV author have?
And Vista has *how* many versions???

-- Jeremy H. Griffith, at Omni Systems Inc.
http://www.omsys.com/