[Friendship] Fwd: Itu kepunyaanku
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : Zuharmen Muzar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Majalah bulanan Intisari - http://www.indomedia.com/intisari/ > >Seorang perempuan tua meninggal dunia dan di bawa ke Takhta Hakim oleh >para malaikat. Namun ketika Hakim memeriksa catatan, ia tidak dapat >menemukan tindakan cinta kasih satu pun yang dilakukannya kecuali sebuah >lobak yang pernah diberikannya kepada pengemis kelaparan. > >Tetapi demikian besar kekuatan satu tindakan cinta tersebut hingga >diputuskan bahwa ia diangkat ke sorga dengan kekuatan lobak itu. Lobak itu >dibawa ke muka hakim dan diberikan kepadanya. Pada saat menyentuhnya, >lobak mulai naik seperti ditarik oleh penggerak tak kelihatan, mengangkat >perempuan itu ke surga. > >Datanglah seorang pengemis. Ia memegang pinggiran pakaiannya dan diangkat >bersama dia; orang ketiga berpegang pada kaki pengemis itu dan ikut >diangkat juga. Tidak lama sudah ada deretan panjang orang-orang terangkat >ke surga oleh lobak itu. Dan mungkin aneh tampaknya, perempuan itu tidak >merasakan beratnya semua orang yang berpegangan pada dia. Nyatanya, karena >ia memandang ke surga, ia tidak melihat mereka. > >Mereka meningkat semakin tinggi sampai hampir mendekati pintu gerbang >surga. Pada waktu itu, perempuan tadi melihat ke bawah untuk terakhir kali >melintaskan pandangnya ke dunia dan melihat deretan orang di belakangnya. > >Ia menjadi marah. Ia memerintahkan dengan lambaian tangan dan berteriak, >Pergi, pergi kamu semua. Lobak ini kepunyaanku. > >Karena melambaikan tangan memerintah, ia melepaskan lobak sesaat saja >dan ia jatuh ke bawah nenbawa seluruh rombongan. > >(Hanya ada satu penyebab dari setiap kejahatan di dunia. Itu >kepunyaanku.) Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Welcome to friendship (fwd)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : engKoh Fahmi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Nih, WORO-WORO dari adminnya FS wassalam, maju tak gentar memilih jodoh yg benar - engKoh Fahmi - 3. Semua Milis yang tersedia BUKAN tempat posting untuk SEGALA JENIS PROMOSI USAHA, SURAT BERANTAI, dan yang sejenisnya. 11.Pelanggaran terhadap point-point di atas akan diberikan peringatan langsung kepada pengirim posting. Apabila masih tetap melakukan pelanggaran, nama Anda akan DIHAPUS dan di BANNED dari Mailing List yang bersangkutan tanpa pemberitahuan terlebih dahulu. Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fwd: Men and Women
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "D.E.S." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> >From: "hobby mob" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> >Subject: Men and Women >>> >Date: Sun, 09 May 1999 03:52:33 PDT WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole MEN'S ENGLISH I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay, but let have sex anyways. |ID| DESperado Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fwd:: Good Girls vs. Bad Girls
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "D.E.S." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> >From: Yudi Anthoni Putra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> > >Date: Wed, 26 May 1999 13:30:44 +0700 Good girls say "Good morning,sir" Bad girls say "Sir, it's morning" Good girls say"Oh, it feels so good" when they feel good Bad girls say"Oh,you feel so good" when they feel good Good girls say"May I please?" Bad girls say"May I please you?" Good girls say" I love you" Bad girls say" I love it" Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..." Bad girls say, "Don't Stop..." |ID| DESperado Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Fwd: Joke (xxx)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "Yulian F. Hendriyana" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> On Mon, 24 May 1999, D.E.S. wrote: > NB: > Oya, model terakhir yang sering saya lihat di film dan majalah, memakainya > agak sedikit diturunkan kebawah dengan sedikit rambut terlihat didepannya.*** kayak Joshua pake kupluk ya kali yang ngedandanin Joshua punya pengalaman itu ;-) = Jay = Are we the last ones left alive? Are we the only human beings to survive?... Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Fwd: Joke (xxx)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "DAM" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> -Original Message- From: D.E.S. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Monday, May 24, 1999 8:31 PM > >NB: >Oya, model terakhir yang sering saya lihat di film dan majalah, memakainya >agak sedikit diturunkan kebawah dengan sedikit rambut terlihat didepannya.*** > jadi ini pengalaman pribadi, gitu? old soldiers never die, they only wait for another war 73, cuagn |ID| DAM [EMAIL PROTECTED] - [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://centrin.net.id/~dasmalik Member of Indonesian Destroyers - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/clan-id Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fwd: Joke (xxx)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "D.E.S." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> From: FLASH <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> Subject: Fw: kolor >>> Date: 14 Mei 1999 8:16 Pengalaman Wiranto sewaktu SMP Pada waktu itu, seorang pelajar SMP bernama Wiranto sedang jatuh cinta kepada temannya yang bernama Ani. Karena Wiranto ini orangnya penakut dan kurang PD, jadi dia nggak berani menyatakan cintanya ke Ani. Setelah selama sebulan berpikir gimana caranya dapetin Ani, akhirnya Wiranto memutuskan untuk memberikan sebuah hadiah kepada Ani. Setelah berpikir panjang, Wiranto memutuskan untuk memberikan hadiah topi kepada Ani. Untuk menjalankan niatnya, Wiranto pergi ke Ramayana dept. store. Setelah mendapatkan topi pilihannya, Wiranto bergegas untuk membayar ke kasir. Karena suasana di Ramayana dept. store waktu itu lagi ramai (pas lagi ada discount) jadi kasir yg biasa membungkus barang-barang agak sedikit kerepotan, akibatnya bungkusan topi yang dibeli Wiranto itu tertukar dengan bungkusan yang dibeli wanita disamping Wiranto. Ternyata wanita disampingnya Wiranto itu membeli celana dalam. Karena udah nggak sabar untuk memberikan hadiah ke Ani, tanpa memeriksa isi bungkusan itu lagi Wiranto langsung memberi pesan di bungkusannya yang berbunyi: Ani, saya sengaja memberikan hadiah ini ke kamu karena saya tahu kalau kamu jarang memakai ini sewaktu bepergian. Saya sengaja pilih yang warna merah karena saya pernah melihat kamu pakai yang warna biru. Saya yakin sekali ukurannya pas untuk kamu, karena sebelum membeli saya sudah mencobanya dan ukuran kita kan sama. Rasanya saya ingin sekali memakaikan ini ke kamu untuk yang pertama kalinya. Ani, kalau kamu senang dengan hadiah ini, saya berharap kamu memakainya pada hari Jumat besok. Temanmu, Wiranto. NB: Oya, model terakhir yang sering saya lihat di film dan majalah, memakainya agak sedikit diturunkan kebawah dengan sedikit rambut terlihat didepannya.*** |ID| DESperado Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fwd:
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : Zuharmen Muzar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Kenapa ya, saya nerima mail kosong dari [EMAIL PROTECTED], sampe 3 kali. Apa mail saya bounce ? Padahal saya masih nerima posting ke Friendship. TIA >Date: Thu, 15 Apr 99 07:42:49 +0700 >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fwd: Upgrading
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "D.E.S." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > From: Teh Kian Keong (CSAPL) > Sent: Friday, March 19, 1999 4:33 PM > Subject: FW: Upgrading Dear sir, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of such phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and lauches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as KaraOk-Night 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me? Jonathan Powell - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Dear Jon, This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. In fact, Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed by it's creator to run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems that original system. Look in your manual under WARNINGS: Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibiltiy for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push the apologise button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high in maintenace. Answer Man. ps. do not attempt to install illegal program like Mistress 1.0 which is currently circulating both locally and overseas. Such program once detected by Wife 1.0 will result in unimaginable damages and cost of repair may incur very high fee and time, not to mention emotional distress. |ID| DESperado Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
