How can one work as a CISSP? Please enlighten us, as it seems you get God-almighty-like superpowers when you manage to land on a job like that. Myself, I'm still a "Not a CISSP".
http://www.veracode.com/blog/2008/04/not-a-cissp/ On Thu, 2009-07-23 at 23:24 +0000, Danila Wartho wrote: > Hello Valter, > > > To: compsec...@hotmail.com > > CC: full-disclosure@lists.grok.org.uk > > Subject: Re: [Full-disclosure] Slashdot hacked? > > From: valdis.kletni...@vt.edu > > Date: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:23:57 -0400 > > > > On Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:47:42 -0000, Compsec Guy said: > > > > > What's wrong with Slashdot today? > > > > Oh my ghod, it's full of jews!! > > > > I don't see what the point is in pulling in the Germans in this > discussion.. > > > > (Hint: Before posting to a worldwide list asking what's wrong with a > site, > > a few things to check: > > > > 0) Wait at least 5-10 minutes to make sure it's not a short-lived > issue that > > will be fixed before people have a chance to read your mail. Go have > a beer, > > or a cookie, or something else age-appropriate. It will probably be > better by > > the time you get back. > > > The reverse should also apply. > Now, did you wait 5-10 minutes to see if it was really hacked? > > > > 1) Ask a friend (preferably in another country, or at least a > different ISP) > > whether they see the issue as well. > > > I work as a CISSP at an ISP. I know how these things works. You're out > of control, man! > > > > 2) Describe any steps you've taken to verify the problem isn't at > your end. > > For instance, if you're using somebody else's wireless connection, > maybe this > > happened to you: > http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html > > > There's no need. As I said, I'm a CISSP. > Now you get back to school, seems as if you still got stuff to learn > about how the Internet works. > > > > 3) Bill Joy's Law of Demos: "Never precede a demo with anything more > > predictive than 'Watch This!'". When reporting a problem, don't do > that. > > Give at least a rough idea of what you are observing - site times > out, > > connection refused, connects but no pages returned, all pages have > either > > goatse or n3td3v pictures on them, etc... > > > You've got an attitude problem. I'm sorry, but you need help. > > > > For the record, it looks fine from here (at least the front page) > > > > Latest story posted: > > > > Ask Slashdot: How To Vet Clever Ideas Without Giving Them Away? on > Thursday July 23, @06:00PM > > Posted by timothy on Thursday July 23, @06:00PM > > from the don't-clever-ideas-want-to-be-free? dept. > > > > So what do you *think* the problem is? > > > You tell me. > > > - Danila > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > Inte bara e-post - Windows LiveT är mycket mer än din inkorg. Mer än > bara meddelanden > > > -- > .: ANTI-SPAM C.E.S.A.R :. > Esta mensagem foi automaticamente classificada como LEGÍTIMA > Se você acredita que É SPAM clique aqui > > > > _______________________________________________ > Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. > Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html > Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ -- Ulisses Montenegro <ulisses.montene...@cesar.org.br> Engenheiro de Sistemas Centro de Estudos e Sistemas Avançados do Recife http://www.cesar.org.br/ _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/
