Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-21 Thread Valdis . Kletnieks
On Mon, 21 May 2007 14:38:15 +1000, gary sweet said:
 Could you take a piece of hose, fairly thick and hollow right, wipe it
 over with a bit of lube and put it pretty deep up your ass.

If you feel the need to scribe your dozen lines of text that suggest you're a
very disturbed person, at least bother to trim down at least *some* of the 190
lines of quoted text that you top-posted on.




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Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-21 Thread scott
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Steve Ragan wrote:
 Wow
 What is with all the junk mail over the last few days on the list?  
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 7:16 PM
 To: full-disclosure@lists.grok.org.uk
 Subject: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies
 
 Good evening list members,
 
 Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting about the
 latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to remain
 anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of the VA-based
 cyberintelligence company, which offers monetary rewards for exploits,
 vulnerability information (Cross Site Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP
 member list leakage issues).
 
 The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the financial
 department, possibly caused by the increasing money laundering crime from
 eGold and the other payment methods they accept. Anonymous sources comment
 that the company could be investing in pleasing slave Russian wifes since
 December of past year, with the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram
 Amini (working at Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining
 employees are known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing
 major struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I
 hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old @Stake
 people).
 
 This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the continuous VCP
 challenges that the company launches on quarterly basis. The current one,
 offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.
 
 Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value fair
 after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed
 applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES Security,
 the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal Krawetz, the
 relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new neo-luddite terrorist
 organization known as The Rogue Parrot Squadron, which could be linked to
 the tsunami disasters and 11th September.
 
 The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the systems
 used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor the OpenBSD
 project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo De Raadt's comments
 to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War on Terror and gay
 marriages involving parrot sex and plastic surgery). This could be connected
 to the aforementioned underground neo-luddite organizations as well as the
 mysterious Internet identity known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.
 
 In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected botnets
 taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been made available.
 A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in boxing gloves and elastic
 pants) managed to destroy an Iranian building complex used to conduct Denial
 of Service attacks against str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other
 sources confirm the compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of
 the world most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at
 eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov publicly
 refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru
 
 Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives, after they
 were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor gang (in
 retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources agree that this
 message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100% Mighty Turkey meat' by the
 well known Doctor.
 
 Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle of
 nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat faces and
 a desperate need of publishing utterly scientifically-flawed crap in
 security conferences, forums, blogs and Ranum's podcast.
 
 Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single Quicktime
 exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU identity (known
 to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do real mayhem over
 whitehats' wifes) arguing they are publicity stunts. Drugs must be
 working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous sources comment that this
 desperate move for publicity might be a sign of serious financial problems
 in the consulting firm, which is being managed by a real moron from
 outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek (phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for
 publishing an IDS evasion paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong
 management skills, as well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He
 also forgot that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They
 were also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when
 they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and fingerprinting.
 The consulting firm

Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-21 Thread chedder1
I am glad to see somebody FINALY exposing this conspiracy.
Great reporting Larry Seltzer

On Sun, May 20, 2007 at 04:16:07PM -0700, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Good evening list members,
 
 Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting
 about the latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to
 remain anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of
 the VA-based cyberintelligence company, which offers monetary
 rewards for exploits, vulnerability information (Cross Site
 Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP member list leakage issues).
 
 The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the
 financial department, possibly caused by the increasing money
 laundering crime from eGold and the other payment methods they
 accept. Anonymous sources comment that the company could be investing
 in pleasing slave Russian wifes since December of past year, with
 the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram Amini (working at
 Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining employees are
 known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing major
 struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I
 hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old
 @Stake people).
 
 This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the
 continuous VCP challenges that the company launches on quarterly
 basis. The current one, offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws
 in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.
 
 Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value
 fair after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed
 applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES
 Security, the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal
 Krawetz, the relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new
 neo-luddite terrorist organization known as The Rogue Parrot
 Squadron, which could be linked to the tsunami disasters and 11th
 September.
 
 The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the
 systems used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor
 the OpenBSD project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo
 De Raadt's comments to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War
 on Terror and gay marriages involving parrot sex and plastic
 surgery). This could be connected to the aforementioned underground
 neo-luddite organizations as well as the mysterious Internet identity
 known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.
 
 In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected
 botnets taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been
 made available. A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
 boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
 building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against
 str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other sources confirm the
 compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of the world
 most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at
 eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov
 publicly refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru
 
 Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives,
 after they were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor
 gang (in retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources
 agree that this message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100%
 Mighty Turkey meat' by the well known Doctor.
 
 Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle
 of nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat
 faces and a desperate need of publishing utterly
 scientifically-flawed crap in security conferences, forums, blogs and
 Ranum's podcast.
 
 Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single
 Quicktime exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU
 identity (known to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do
 real mayhem over whitehats' wifes) arguing they are publicity
 stunts. Drugs must be working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous
 sources comment that this desperate move for publicity might be a
 sign of serious financial problems in the consulting firm, which is
 being managed by a real moron from outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek
 (phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for publishing an IDS evasion
 paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong management skills, as
 well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He also forgot
 that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They were
 also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when
 they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and
 fingerprinting. The consulting firm denied negotiations with Apple
 Computer Inc. for a possible Leopard-related contract, which could
 explain the absolute lameness and faggotry shown in all the public
 mentions of the Cupertino-based manufacturer as pleasing to work
 with, 

[Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread larry
Good evening list members,

Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting
about the latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to
remain anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of
the VA-based cyberintelligence company, which offers monetary
rewards for exploits, vulnerability information (Cross Site
Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP member list leakage issues).

The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the
financial department, possibly caused by the increasing money
laundering crime from eGold and the other payment methods they
accept. Anonymous sources comment that the company could be investing
in pleasing slave Russian wifes since December of past year, with
the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram Amini (working at
Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining employees are
known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing major
struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I
hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old
@Stake people).

This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the
continuous VCP challenges that the company launches on quarterly
basis. The current one, offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws
in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.

Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value
fair after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed
applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES
Security, the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal
Krawetz, the relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new
neo-luddite terrorist organization known as The Rogue Parrot
Squadron, which could be linked to the tsunami disasters and 11th
September.

The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the
systems used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor
the OpenBSD project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo
De Raadt's comments to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War
on Terror and gay marriages involving parrot sex and plastic
surgery). This could be connected to the aforementioned underground
neo-luddite organizations as well as the mysterious Internet identity
known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.

In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected
botnets taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been
made available. A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against
str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other sources confirm the
compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of the world
most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at
eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov
publicly refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru

Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives,
after they were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor
gang (in retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources
agree that this message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100%
Mighty Turkey meat' by the well known Doctor.

Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle
of nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat
faces and a desperate need of publishing utterly
scientifically-flawed crap in security conferences, forums, blogs and
Ranum's podcast.

Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single
Quicktime exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU
identity (known to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do
real mayhem over whitehats' wifes) arguing they are publicity
stunts. Drugs must be working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous
sources comment that this desperate move for publicity might be a
sign of serious financial problems in the consulting firm, which is
being managed by a real moron from outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek
(phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for publishing an IDS evasion
paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong management skills, as
well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He also forgot
that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They were
also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when
they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and
fingerprinting. The consulting firm denied negotiations with Apple
Computer Inc. for a possible Leopard-related contract, which could
explain the absolute lameness and faggotry shown in all the public
mentions of the Cupertino-based manufacturer as pleasing to work
with, absolutely reliable and honest, smooth and tight as the ass of
a 7-year old.

Shall the world end in major struggle, fire and massive ruckuz, your
beloved journalist-on-field, Larry Seltzer, will continue to bring
unbiased news reports and save 

Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread Steve Ragan
Wow
What is with all the junk mail over the last few days on the list?  

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 7:16 PM
To: full-disclosure@lists.grok.org.uk
Subject: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

Good evening list members,

Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting about the
latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to remain
anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of the VA-based
cyberintelligence company, which offers monetary rewards for exploits,
vulnerability information (Cross Site Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP
member list leakage issues).

The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the financial
department, possibly caused by the increasing money laundering crime from
eGold and the other payment methods they accept. Anonymous sources comment
that the company could be investing in pleasing slave Russian wifes since
December of past year, with the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram
Amini (working at Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining
employees are known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing
major struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I
hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old @Stake
people).

This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the continuous VCP
challenges that the company launches on quarterly basis. The current one,
offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.

Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value fair
after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed
applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES Security,
the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal Krawetz, the
relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new neo-luddite terrorist
organization known as The Rogue Parrot Squadron, which could be linked to
the tsunami disasters and 11th September.

The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the systems
used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor the OpenBSD
project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo De Raadt's comments
to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War on Terror and gay
marriages involving parrot sex and plastic surgery). This could be connected
to the aforementioned underground neo-luddite organizations as well as the
mysterious Internet identity known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.

In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected botnets
taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been made available.
A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in boxing gloves and elastic
pants) managed to destroy an Iranian building complex used to conduct Denial
of Service attacks against str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other
sources confirm the compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of
the world most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at
eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov publicly
refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru

Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives, after they
were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor gang (in
retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources agree that this
message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100% Mighty Turkey meat' by the
well known Doctor.

Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle of
nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat faces and
a desperate need of publishing utterly scientifically-flawed crap in
security conferences, forums, blogs and Ranum's podcast.

Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single Quicktime
exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU identity (known
to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do real mayhem over
whitehats' wifes) arguing they are publicity stunts. Drugs must be
working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous sources comment that this
desperate move for publicity might be a sign of serious financial problems
in the consulting firm, which is being managed by a real moron from
outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek (phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for
publishing an IDS evasion paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong
management skills, as well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He
also forgot that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They
were also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when
they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and fingerprinting.
The consulting firm denied negotiations with Apple Computer Inc. for a
possible Leopard-related contract, which could explain the absolute lameness
and faggotry shown

Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread str0ke
 A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
 boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
 building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against
 str0ke's private IRC intelligence service.

But how did he destroy the building is the real question?

/str0ke

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Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread Morning Wood
 A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
 boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
 building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against
 str0ke's private IRC intelligence service.

 But how did he destroy the building is the real question?

 /str0ke

 Gandhi has been known to be secretly developing a bot intra transformation 
chromatifier, or
BITCh, for short. This appears to actualy harness the power of teh bots DoS 
functions, via a
fiber optic link to power a wave disruptor, being co developed by MI6. 
Digging further,
reports are that an engineer by the aformentioned code name v3dt3n has 
been a major
player in this.  This is all the info I can find for now...

hope it helps,
M.Wood 

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Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread str0ke
Thanks for the info MW,

If you have anymore info on this new and highly technical BITCh let me know.

/str0ke

On 5/20/07, Morning Wood [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
  boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
  building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against
  str0ke's private IRC intelligence service.
 
  But how did he destroy the building is the real question?
 
  /str0ke

  Gandhi has been known to be secretly developing a bot intra transformation
 chromatifier, or
 BITCh, for short. This appears to actualy harness the power of teh bots DoS
 functions, via a
 fiber optic link to power a wave disruptor, being co developed by MI6.
 Digging further,
 reports are that an engineer by the aformentioned code name v3dt3n has
 been a major
 player in this.  This is all the info I can find for now...

 hope it helps,
 M.Wood



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Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread johnny.mcdanger
can any of you wankers tell if this is the same moron with no life 
that keeps posting on FD or if it is a bunch of copy-catters now? 
unfortunately it appears the ever increasing noise on this list is 
coming from dumb-shits that havent an idea that theyre failing to 
embarass anyone and theyre just continuing to prove what a sad 
pathetic waste of life they are. while equally as lame and useless, 
this last post wasnt anything like the other spoofs. i might assume 
this larry seltzer post is just a copy-cat of a new loser making a 
try to be the centre of attention. in either case you have 
miserably failed at getting any sort of message across other than 
youre a bumbling fucktard with no life.

mentioning n3td3v and gobbles-they might be one and the same. it 
wouldnt surprise me if these past posts were the work of the same 
group of morons. its quite obvious that there is some form of 
mental deficiency with the lot of you. im not sure why anyone even 
mentions gobbles these days. you just give the shit-head some 
happiness. remember youre dealing with a person that down syndrome 
or something similar. its amazing he could ever function. ive seen 
the specials on the television about this. those with down syndrome 
have some function they can latch on to and work well with,,like 
playing piano or math. it appears in the case of you 
all,,especially gobbles that using a computer seems to be your area 
of focus. have you seen this bloody guy? its a surprise to me his 
tongue doesnt just hang from his mouth. i believe this is a picture 
of him now,, http://static.flickr.com/75/195983063_e380efd610.jpg
 please just be advised you are a useless piece of shit along with 
those you are copy-catting. i know you will read this and most 
likely not reply. but i do hope you know you are very much so 
useless in life and most of us might delete your mail or laugh it 
off,,but we all mostly feel bad for you and how pathetic you are.



--jMcD



 Good evening list members,
 
 Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting
 about the latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who 
wishes to
 remain anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy 
of
 the VA-based cyberintelligence company, which offers monetary
 rewards for exploits, vulnerability information (Cross Site
 Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP member list leakage 
issues).
 
 The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the
 financial department, possibly caused by the increasing money
 laundering crime from eGold and the other payment methods they
 accept. Anonymous sources comment that the company could be 
investing
 in pleasing slave Russian wifes since December of past year, 
with
 the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram Amini (working at
 Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining employees 
are
 known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing major
 struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team 
(which I
 hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old
 @Stake people).
 
 This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the
 continuous VCP challenges that the company launches on quarterly
 basis. The current one, offering as much as 16K USD dollars for 
flaws
 in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.
 
 Security experts from all over the world, consider the price 
value
 fair after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the 
listed
 applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES
 Security, the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. 
Neal
 Krawetz, the relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new
 neo-luddite terrorist organization known as The Rogue Parrot
 Squadron, which could be linked to the tsunami disasters and 11th
 September.
 
 The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the
 systems used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and 
sponsor
 the OpenBSD project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to 
Theo
 De Raadt's comments to a Calgary based publication, regarding the 
War
 on Terror and gay marriages involving parrot sex and plastic
 surgery). This could be connected to the aforementioned 
underground
 neo-luddite organizations as well as the mysterious Internet 
identity
 known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.
 
 In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected
 botnets taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have 
been
 made available. A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in
 boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian
 building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks 
against
 str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other sources confirm 
the
 compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of the 
world
 most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at
 eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov
 publicly refuses to support him) for the now 

Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread gary sweet
Hi Johnny McDanger,

Could you take a piece of hose, fairly thick and hollow right, wipe it
over with a bit of lube and put it pretty deep up your ass. Now get
one or ur or ur neighbors kids to grab some barbed wire, feed it up
the hose ok and then when ur right up the end of ur bowels can u
slowly pull the hose back out over the barbed wire. You can discard
this hose now u dont need it anymore.

Then maybe just tie off the other end of the barbed wire to a segway
and get one or ur fagot mates to go for a ride.

Thanks,
gaz


On 5/21/07, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 can any of you wankers tell if this is the same moron with no life
 that keeps posting on FD or if it is a bunch of copy-catters now?
 unfortunately it appears the ever increasing noise on this list is
 coming from dumb-shits that havent an idea that theyre failing to
 embarass anyone and theyre just continuing to prove what a sad
 pathetic waste of life they are. while equally as lame and useless,
 this last post wasnt anything like the other spoofs. i might assume
 this larry seltzer post is just a copy-cat of a new loser making a
 try to be the centre of attention. in either case you have
 miserably failed at getting any sort of message across other than
 youre a bumbling fucktard with no life.

 mentioning n3td3v and gobbles-they might be one and the same. it
 wouldnt surprise me if these past posts were the work of the same
 group of morons. its quite obvious that there is some form of
 mental deficiency with the lot of you. im not sure why anyone even
 mentions gobbles these days. you just give the shit-head some
 happiness. remember youre dealing with a person that down syndrome
 or something similar. its amazing he could ever function. ive seen
 the specials on the television about this. those with down syndrome
 have some function they can latch on to and work well with,,like
 playing piano or math. it appears in the case of you
 all,,especially gobbles that using a computer seems to be your area
 of focus. have you seen this bloody guy? its a surprise to me his
 tongue doesnt just hang from his mouth. i believe this is a picture
 of him now,, http://static.flickr.com/75/195983063_e380efd610.jpg
  please just be advised you are a useless piece of shit along with
 those you are copy-catting. i know you will read this and most
 likely not reply. but i do hope you know you are very much so
 useless in life and most of us might delete your mail or laugh it
 off,,but we all mostly feel bad for you and how pathetic you are.



 --jMcD



  Good evening list members,
 
  Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting
  about the latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who
 wishes to
  remain anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy
 of
  the VA-based cyberintelligence company, which offers monetary
  rewards for exploits, vulnerability information (Cross Site
  Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP member list leakage
 issues).
 
  The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the
  financial department, possibly caused by the increasing money
  laundering crime from eGold and the other payment methods they
  accept. Anonymous sources comment that the company could be
 investing
  in pleasing slave Russian wifes since December of past year,
 with
  the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram Amini (working at
  Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining employees
 are
  known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing major
  struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team
 (which I
  hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old
  @Stake people).
 
  This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the
  continuous VCP challenges that the company launches on quarterly
  basis. The current one, offering as much as 16K USD dollars for
 flaws
  in OpenSSH, Apache, etc.
 
  Security experts from all over the world, consider the price
 value
  fair after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the
 listed
  applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES
  Security, the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr.
 Neal
  Krawetz, the relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new
  neo-luddite terrorist organization known as The Rogue Parrot
  Squadron, which could be linked to the tsunami disasters and 11th
  September.
 
  The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the
  systems used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and
 sponsor
  the OpenBSD project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to
 Theo
  De Raadt's comments to a Calgary based publication, regarding the
 War
  on Terror and gay marriages involving parrot sex and plastic
  surgery). This could be connected to the aforementioned
 underground
  neo-luddite organizations as well as the mysterious Internet
 identity
  known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n.
 
  In a conference call with 

Re: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies

2007-05-20 Thread h4h

On 5/20/07, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:


can any of you wankers tell if this is the same moron with no life
that keeps posting on FD or if it is a bunch of copy-catters now?
unfortunately it appears the ever increasing noise on this list is
coming from dumb-shits that havent an idea that theyre failing to
embarass anyone and theyre just continuing to prove what a sad
pathetic waste of life they are. while equally as lame and useless,
this last post wasnt anything like the other spoofs. i might assume
this larry seltzer post is just a copy-cat of a new loser making a
try to be the centre of attention. in either case you have
miserably failed at getting any sort of message across other than
youre a bumbling fucktard with no life.

mentioning n3td3v and gobbles-they might be one and the same. it
wouldnt surprise me if these past posts were the work of the same
group of morons. its quite obvious that there is some form of
mental deficiency with the lot of you. im not sure why anyone even
mentions gobbles these days. you just give the shit-head some
happiness. remember youre dealing with a person that down syndrome
or something similar. its amazing he could ever function. ive seen
the specials on the television about this. those with down syndrome
have some function they can latch on to and work well with,,like
playing piano or math. it appears in the case of you
all,,especially gobbles that using a computer seems to be your area
of focus. have you seen this bloody guy? its a surprise to me his
tongue doesnt just hang from his mouth. i believe this is a picture
of him now,, http://static.flickr.com/75/195983063_e380efd610.jpg
please just be advised you are a useless piece of shit along with
those you are copy-catting. i know you will read this and most
likely not reply. but i do hope you know you are very much so
useless in life and most of us might delete your mail or laugh it
off,,but we all mostly feel bad for you and how pathetic you are.



--jMcD



Is that a hint^H^H^H^H  large amount of jealousy I sense, jMcD? you're rant
is almost as long as larry's. h4h4.
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