[Gadis-Melayu] A Rebellious Little Bird
http://funlok.com/ [image: Bookmark and Share]http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.comtitle= A Rebellious Little Bird Love Good Reading? Click here to Join Group...http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ There was once a little bird who decided to rebel against tradition, and when it came time to fly south for the winter, he decided to stay behind. All the other birds flew south for the warmer weather, leaving the rebellious one alone. Of course, it wasn't long before the little bird discovered he had made a terrible mistake. Winter set in and it became very cold. So, he decided that he had better take off and fly south like his friends. He started flying, but didn't get very far before the cold north wind began to freeze his wings, and he went plummeting down, down, down ... He fell straight down from the sky, through an open hole in the rooftop of a nearby barn, and directly into a fresh pile of cow dung. Well, the warmth thawed out his wings, and soon he was feeling fine again. But, as his little head popped out from the smelly dung, along came a cat who plucked him up and ate him. Moral : Whenever you end up in a pile of DoDo it may not necessarily be a bad thing, and everyone that comes to pull you out of your DoDo may not necessarily be a good http://funlok.com/index.php/story/a-rebellious-little-bird.htmlthing. *** I Have More Good Stories for U !-) ( click on the links below ) .. -|| LESSON ON GRATITUDE http://funlok.com/index.php/story/lesson-on-gratitude.html || How men get into trouble !!! http://funlok.com/index.php/story/how-men-get-into-trouble.html || A wonderful story http://funlok.com/index.php/story/a-wonderful-story.html ||- -|| Attitude ... ! http://funlok.com/index.php/story/attitude.html || Bhagwad geeta http://funlok.com/index.php/story/bhagwad-geeta.html || And finally GOD created MAN http://funlok.com/index.php/story/and-finally-god-created-man.html || The Desire http://funlok.com/index.php/story/the-desire.html ||- .. Love More Cool Mails? Must Join Group ! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... ! funlok.com Get Website Updates via email ... http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=Funlok100 [image: Click here to Get Web Updates]http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=Funlok100 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] internet friendship proposals
Internet friendship proposals *Love more Humor? Click to join this group*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ will u be my frinedship with me? plz?? (ya sure) im all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur english) helelo i want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kiran) i want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?) i want 2 b frands with you. (yup frands) i want to be close friendship with u. (then be. cuz im closed for you) please reply me to me weather we r frinds or not? (then you reply to urself dear me to me) behtarinlove.. can v b plas? (r we gonna fix a car? or screw some nuts?) itne mast mails kahaan se laati ho love? can there be friends between us?and if frinedship is accepted. then. o thunks. thunk u so muck that u become my freind!! .do u have an a a/c in orkat? if u have plz sand me u r link. (notice the space between u and r. it completely changes the meaning of the sentence. the sentence now becomes if u have plz sand me you are http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/internet-friendship-proposals.htmllink) Few More nice Humors : 1. Before After of Marriagehttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/before-after-of-marriage.html 2. Murphy's laws on girls.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/murphy-s-laws-on-girls.html 3. How guys select the girlhttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/how-guys-select-the-girl.html 4. 40 Funny Quotes and Thoughtshttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/40-funny-quotes-and-thoughts.html 5. Oracle's Real-Life Q Ahttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/oracle-s-real-life-q-a.html http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funcrunch/join/ funlok.com Get Website Updates via email ... http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=Funlok100 [image: Click here to Get Web Updates]http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=Funlok100 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] An Elephant Painter ( Amazing )
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[Gadis-Melayu] TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
http://funlok.com/ [image: Bookmark and Share]http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.comtitle= TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE Love Humor Jokes? Click here to Join Group...http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/twenty-nine-lines-to-make-you-smile.html 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith Wesson. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/twenty-nine-lines-to-make-you-smile.htmlgoing on. ** More Jokes Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below ) | Everything has a gender http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/everything-has-a-gender.html | Wife vs Saali. http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/wife-vs-saali.html | Honest answer http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/honest-answer.html | | Time Sheet http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/time-sheet.html | If computer languages were car.. http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/if-computer-languages-were-car.html | .. Love More Cool Mails? Must Join Group ! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... ! funlok.com Get Website Updates via email ... http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=Funlok100 [image: Click here to Get Web Updates]http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=Funlok100 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] ( EVERYONE SHOUD READ ) North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife
http://funlok.com/ [image: Bookmark and Share]http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.comtitle= North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife Love Humor Jokes? Click here to Join Group...http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ WHAT IT **MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** * http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/north-indian-wife-vs-south-indian-wife-s86.html1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo Gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair. 7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself. 8. You are a very ESpecial person to her. 9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you. 10. When she says she is going to work out she means she is going to walk out 11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town. 12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are Thank you and How are you WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE *** * 1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University . 2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with ... I say... 3. She shudders if you use four letter words. 4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.) 5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. 6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower. 7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra) 8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself. 9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet. 10. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth. 11. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation') 12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on. 13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it .. 14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers. 15. Her father thinks she is much smarter http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/north-indian-wife-vs-south-indian-wife-s86.htmlthan you. .. Need More Humor !-) ( click on the link below ) | engineers joks http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/engineers-joks.html | ladies vs the real womenhttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/ladies-vs-the-real-women.html | Resignation Lettershttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/resignation-letters.html | | REACTIONS TO THE STOCK MARKET CRASHhttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/reactions-to-the-stock-market-crash.html | Two choices of Lifehttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/two-choices-of-life.html | .. Love More Cool Mails? Must Join Group ! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... ! [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] The problems of HE and SHE..
http://funlok.com/ [image: Bookmark and Share]http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.comtitle= The problems of HE and SHE.. Love Humor Jokes? Click here to Join Group...http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ The problems with HE as thought by SHE http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVEhttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-problems-of-he-and-she.html !! * More Jokes Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below ) | Cool One Liners http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/cool-one-liners.html | Girls vs. Grown Women http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/girls-vs.-grown-women.html | Types of Farts http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/types-of-farts.html | Dog Logic http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/dog-logic.html| | Simplicity http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/simplicity.html | WORK Virus http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/work-virus.html | Casual Day http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/casual-day.html | IF MEN GOT PREGNANT http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/if-men-got-pregnant.html | .. Love More Cool Mails? Must Join Group ! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... ! [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] Snake coughs up entire hippo : Crazy :
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[Gadis-Melayu] WINDOWS VISTA AERO VS LINUX UBUNTU BERYL ( Tech )
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