[Gadis-Melayu] Learn Magic trick [ WOW ! ] ViDEO

2009-07-05 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
Learn Magic trick [ WOW ! ]

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[Gadis-Melayu] Art of Vinko Bogataj ( PAINTINGS )

2009-07-04 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
   *Art of Vinko Bogataj*

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[Gadis-Melayu] Is dil me tarane ( hindi joke funny sms )

2009-07-04 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
Is dil me tarane

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Arz hai..

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Zindagi zine ke bahane bahot hai
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[Gadis-Melayu] God as Computer Programmer ( FUNNY READING )..

2009-07-03 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
   *God as Computer Programmer*
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Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a
Computer Programmer.


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Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?

A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all
those variables.


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Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?

A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.


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Q: Does God know everything?

A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes

   on in the overnite job.


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Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?

A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and

   he logs on from home to try to bring it up.  Otherwise things can

   wait until tomorrow.


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Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?

A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy

   bars.  On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend

   had left him.


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Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?

A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in the

   maintenance phase.


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Q: Will there be another Universe after the Big Bang?

A: A lot of people are drawing things on the white board, but

   personally, God doubts that it will ever be implemented.


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Q: Who is Satan?

A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he

   actually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of

   him.  God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.


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Q: What is the role of sinners?

A: Sinners are the people who find new an imaginative ways to mess up

   the system when God has made it idiot-proof.


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Q: Where will I go after I die?

A: Onto a DAT tape.


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A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you.  And searching

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   God will just say that the tape has been lost.


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Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?

A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running

   exact duplicates of you in the present release version.


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Q: What is the purpose of the universe?

A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then

   the users and managers demanded he tack all this senseless stuff onto

   it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.


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Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?

A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get

   off his back and let him program.


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Q: What is the one true religion?

A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick

   the one that best suits your needs and don't let anyone put you down.


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A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common

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A: They are much more likely to receive email.


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[Gadis-Melayu] BODIES EXHIBITION ( science video clip )

2009-07-02 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
BODIES EXHIBITION ( science )

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[Gadis-Melayu] Word Search ( Boeard Game )

2009-07-02 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
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[Gadis-Melayu] ( EVERYONE SHOUD READ ) North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

2009-06-30 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
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North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

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 WHAT IT **MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***  *

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At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her
age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after
marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt
because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres
and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo
sabji, aloo Gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those
paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or
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5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your
monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only
later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she
applies to cover her grey hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching Kyonki saas bhi
kabi bahu thi that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very ESpecial person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south
India until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to work out she means she is going to 
walk out

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have
in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are Thank you and
How are you


 WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE *** *

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /
Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with  ... I say...

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well
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from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname
combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for
the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk
saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are
melting in your singlet.

10. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

11. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like
Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.


13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it
..

14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF
wrestlers.

15. Her father thinks she is much smarter
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[Gadis-Melayu] The problems of HE and SHE..

2009-06-30 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
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The problems with HE as thought by SHE
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
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If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
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If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
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If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him;
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
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[Gadis-Melayu] Snake coughs up entire hippo : Crazy :

2009-06-30 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
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[Gadis-Melayu] WINDOWS VISTA AERO VS LINUX UBUNTU BERYL ( Tech )

2009-06-30 Terurut Topik Cute Geet
WINDOWS VISTA AERO VS LINUX UBUNTU BERYL ( Music )

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)*http://faltu.tv/funny-comedy/2-funny/237-naked-butt-prank.html
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*http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/cbr-600rr-bike-action.html
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)*http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/harley-davidson-commercial.html
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*http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/exoskeleton-info-invantion.html


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