Hi Folks,
I noticed an audio_drama_about_bob on the
AudioGames.net Forum by Aaron. It was fantastic.
Here is what he said:
Some of you wanted an audio version of Dark's story.
Well, I had nothing else to do today so in the space of a few hours, I
created this audio version with music and sounds, it's voiced by a synth but
I hope
you still enjoy it. Also, it would be really funny if someone else makes
another version because the text story is here on this topic.
http://aaron.tdrealms.com/audio/audio_d . ut_bob.ogg
So I did one too.
http://www.pcs-games.net/bob.mp3
Here is the text by Dark.
Okay, lets keep this short and sweet.
Once upon a time there was a website that got updated, ---- the end!
Oh? what's wrong with that? Oh yes, I forgot all good stories need
characters and conflict and plot, and also dinosaurs, and alien
invasions, and hoards
of zombies, and neuclear apocalypses, and killer robots, and big
explosions, and evil gods rising from the dark unknown for world
domination.
Okay, lets try that again.
Once upon a time there was a website called Bob (there, characters!),
who was being updated when suddenly an alien attack fleet lead by
commander convenience
from the planet conflict (there you see, that is clever, it's called
meta fiction, see clever clever!). Anyway, the aliens then decimated
most of the worlds'
population, however a small band of heroes managed to smuggle an old
ex soviet era warhead onto their ship which exploded.
This was fine, accept the radiation from the exploding ship caused a
zombie plague which produced a hoard of flesh eating undead that lived
on people's
brains.
Then, Doctor plot device (again, see the clever?), suddenly realized
that dinosaurs had such big brains it'd take the zombies far too long
to eat one,
so they could be used as zombie bate to lure the undead into
convenient locations where the specially designed robot shock troops
could eliminate them
with their zombie death killing rays of extreme zombie destruction.
This plan worked, however what nobody realized was that the hole
sequence of events was really the design of a dark god called dark,
who was actually writing
all this rubbish down in a story just about site updates and had
finally got utterly sick of the hole thing so randomly desired to
destroy the world for
some reason, ---- well just because, you know, destroying the world is
a totally unexpected ending.
And so everybody lived happily ever after, if by happily you mean
obliviously, and if by ever after you mean the space of about two
seconds until Dark's
evil power of evil made the world explode and everything went boom!
Then however Dark felt a little sorry for this, since humanity really
isn't all that bad and just decided that it'd all been a joke anyhow,
and the planet earth popped back into existence as if none of this had
ever happened but with one small change to reality, ---- that website
called Bob I mentioned a
while ago, well it got updated, ----- ha!
Well the moral of this story is, don't try to write coherently at
three in the morning, though at least I can leave everyone with some
updates.
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