Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread Thomas Ward

Hi,
Lol! This was a good one. Where do you come up with these cool gags?

Phil Vlasak wrote:

Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games.
by Phil Vlasak

Free Shipping plus great values on all of our sale games.
Sarah and the castle of witchcraft and wizardry,
now costs only 2 gold Galleons.
Pacman Talks,
now costs only 5 bunches of cherries.
Ten Pin Alley, with inflatable bowling ball,
now costs only 2 six packs of Bud.
Ten Pin Alley, with real bowling ball,
Price upon request.



The More The Merrier Sale prices are in effect online through December 
4, 2008, unless otherwise noted.


*TO GET FREE SHIPPING: Place $99 of qualifying items in your shopping 
bag; then enter promo code MERRY in the box labeled HAVE A PROMO 
CODE? and click APPLY. You can enter the promo code in your 
shopping bag at any time before or during checkout. Only one promo 
code may be used per transaction. Minimum purchase amount for Free 
Shipping does not include gift wrap charges, purchases of gift cards 
or tax. Offer applies to Standard Shipping to one location and may be 
applied to Premium or Overnight Shipping for an upgrade fee. Free 
Shipping does not apply to Tank Commander and Super Dog's Bone Hunt,
or prior purchases. Due to size and/or weight, such as purchasing Ten 
Pin Alley with a bowling ball, certain items bear a shipping 
surcharge, which will still apply. When shipping to multiple 
addresses, only shipping to the first address will be free; Standard 
Shipping will apply to all other addresses. Free Shipping offer cannot 
be applied to purchases being shipped to Alaska, Hawaii, US 
Territories or Hogwarts and other Wizard world addresses. Free 
Shipping offer ends December 4, 2008.


**Discount taken at checkout; offer ends December 6, 2008.


Regular and original prices reflect offering prices that may not have 
resulted in actual sales, and some original prices may not have been 
in effect during the past 90 days. Clearance, closeout and special 
purchase merchandise is available while supplies last. Sale 
merchandise is from specially selected groups. Sale prices may include 
reductions taken from regular stock, plus clearance/closeout items 
such as our DOS games. Intermediate markdowns may have been taken. 
Everyday Values and Best Value items are excluded from all sales, 
price reductions and coupons.


PCS Games prices, promotions and selections may differ from those at 
other game company sites.


\Prices and promotions (e.g., promotion codes or free shipping) 
offered online may not be used on other game company sites, and their 
prices and promotions (e.g., coupons or additional discounts) may not 
be used on the PCS games site online.


Smiles,
Yes,this is a joke, as PCS has no shopping bag, and is a Merry 
Christmas note guaranteed to end up in your junk mail folder.

Phil



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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread Phil Vlasak

Hi Tom,
I got most of that from Macy's that I modified to suit.
I thought it was ironic that the sale had so many disclaimers.
Phil

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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread dark

To, [EMAIL PROTECTED]

You mention that the price for packman talks is currently two bunches of 
Cherries, however I'm slightly confused about this offer and have some 
questions.


Firstly, do you accept only cherries from the ghost maze region of 
cybersspace? And if so, would you accept any alternative ghost maze currency 
such as bananas, dots, or super power pills.
2: my paypal account does not currently support currency conversion from 
pounds to cherries, therefore would you accept payment in the alternative 
currencies mentioned above?


4: I think expressing gallions as a single payment method is incredibly 
unfair of you, given the current state of financial unrest and goblin 
irritation existing at Gringots wizarding bank. Are you aware that for 
anyone to convert pounds to gallions requires having a probety probe stuck 
up the,  well you can guess, not to mention possibly having a dragon set 
loose on them. I think your insistance on gallions is incredibly 
unreasonable given this circumstance.


While I would love to take advantage of your special offers, I'm afraid 
unless you accept alternative payment methods I will not be able to, and you 
may expect formal complaints procedures including a howler, and/or a litle 
yellow man turning up threatening to eat you.


Yours sincerely,

A rather puzled and hacked off potential customers.

yes, of course this is also a joke, grin! It just seems for every dodgy 
internet discount offer with obscure payment options there will be a puzled 
and hacked off customer.


Merry christmas! 



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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread shaun everiss
grin
Oh man dark I don't think no one has tried to match phil before.
This should be a hoot for the audyssey.
Speaking of which is there supposed to be a holoday issue comming soon?
At 08:22 a.m. 3/12/2008, you wrote:
To, [EMAIL PROTECTED]

You mention that the price for packman talks is currently two bunches of 
Cherries, however I'm slightly confused about this offer and have some 
questions.

Firstly, do you accept only cherries from the ghost maze region of 
cybersspace? And if so, would you accept any alternative ghost maze currency 
such as bananas, dots, or super power pills.
2: my paypal account does not currently support currency conversion from 
pounds to cherries, therefore would you accept payment in the alternative 
currencies mentioned above?

4: I think expressing gallions as a single payment method is incredibly unfair 
of you, given the current state of financial unrest and goblin irritation 
existing at Gringots wizarding bank. Are you aware that for anyone to convert 
pounds to gallions requires having a probety probe stuck up the,  well you 
can guess, not to mention possibly having a dragon set loose on them. I think 
your insistance on gallions is incredibly unreasonable given this circumstance.

While I would love to take advantage of your special offers, I'm afraid unless 
you accept alternative payment methods I will not be able to, and you may 
expect formal complaints procedures including a howler, and/or a litle yellow 
man turning up threatening to eat you.

Yours sincerely,

A rather puzled and hacked off potential customers.

yes, of course this is also a joke, grin! It just seems for every dodgy 
internet discount offer with obscure payment options there will be a puzled 
and hacked off customer.

Merry christmas! 

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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread Charles Rivard
I'd like more info about the bowling ball that comes with Tenpin Alley. 
Make, model, weight, composition and construction, and, is custom drilling 
included?


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- Original Message - 
From: Phil Vlasak [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 7:47 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games



Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games.
by Phil Vlasak

Free Shipping plus great values on all of our sale games.
Sarah and the castle of witchcraft and wizardry,
now costs only 2 gold Galleons.
Pacman Talks,
now costs only 5 bunches of cherries.
Ten Pin Alley, with inflatable bowling ball,
now costs only 2 six packs of Bud.
Ten Pin Alley, with real bowling ball,
Price upon request.



The More The Merrier Sale prices are in effect online through December 4, 
2008, unless otherwise noted.


*TO GET FREE SHIPPING: Place $99 of qualifying items in your shopping bag; 
then enter promo code MERRY in the box labeled HAVE A PROMO CODE? and 
click APPLY. You can enter the promo code in your shopping bag at any 
time before or during checkout. Only one promo code may be used per 
transaction. Minimum purchase amount for Free Shipping does not include 
gift wrap charges, purchases of gift cards or tax. Offer applies to 
Standard Shipping to one location and may be applied to Premium or 
Overnight Shipping for an upgrade fee. Free Shipping does not apply to 
Tank Commander and Super Dog's Bone Hunt,
or prior purchases. Due to size and/or weight, such as purchasing Ten Pin 
Alley with a bowling ball, certain items bear a shipping surcharge, which 
will still apply. When shipping to multiple addresses, only shipping to 
the first address will be free; Standard Shipping will apply to all other 
addresses. Free Shipping offer cannot be applied to purchases being 
shipped to Alaska, Hawaii, US Territories or Hogwarts and other Wizard 
world addresses. Free Shipping offer ends December 4, 2008.


**Discount taken at checkout; offer ends December 6, 2008.


Regular and original prices reflect offering prices that may not have 
resulted in actual sales, and some original prices may not have been in 
effect during the past 90 days. Clearance, closeout and special purchase 
merchandise is available while supplies last. Sale merchandise is from 
specially selected groups. Sale prices may include reductions taken from 
regular stock, plus clearance/closeout items such as our DOS games. 
Intermediate markdowns may have been taken. Everyday Values and Best Value 
items are excluded from all sales, price reductions and coupons.


PCS Games prices, promotions and selections may differ from those at other 
game company sites.


\Prices and promotions (e.g., promotion codes or free shipping) offered 
online may not be used on other game company sites, and their prices and 
promotions (e.g., coupons or additional discounts) may not be used on the 
PCS games site online.


Smiles,
Yes,this is a joke, as PCS has no shopping bag, and is a Merry Christmas 
note guaranteed to end up in your junk mail folder.

Phil



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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread Charles Rivard
I'm sure that sickles or knuts would be accepted if they are in the correct 
amounts.


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- Original Message - 
From: dark [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 11:22 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games



To, [EMAIL PROTECTED]

You mention that the price for packman talks is currently two bunches of 
Cherries, however I'm slightly confused about this offer and have some 
questions.


Firstly, do you accept only cherries from the ghost maze region of 
cybersspace? And if so, would you accept any alternative ghost maze 
currency such as bananas, dots, or super power pills.
2: my paypal account does not currently support currency conversion from 
pounds to cherries, therefore would you accept payment in the alternative 
currencies mentioned above?


4: I think expressing gallions as a single payment method is incredibly 
unfair of you, given the current state of financial unrest and goblin 
irritation existing at Gringots wizarding bank. Are you aware that for 
anyone to convert pounds to gallions requires having a probety probe stuck 
up the,  well you can guess, not to mention possibly having a dragon 
set loose on them. I think your insistance on gallions is incredibly 
unreasonable given this circumstance.


While I would love to take advantage of your special offers, I'm afraid 
unless you accept alternative payment methods I will not be able to, and 
you may expect formal complaints procedures including a howler, and/or a 
litle yellow man turning up threatening to eat you.


Yours sincerely,

A rather puzled and hacked off potential customers.

yes, of course this is also a joke, grin! It just seems for every dodgy 
internet discount offer with obscure payment options there will be a 
puzled and hacked off customer.


Merry christmas!

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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread Phil Vlasak

Hi Charles,
There are two balls available,
The inflatable one is designed to be thrown at your space bar on your 
keyboard while playing the computer game.
The difficulty level can be adjusted by the distance you stand away from 
your keyboard.
The real bowling ball is an exclusive invention of PCS Games and contains a 
GPS receiver that is calibrated with the exact GPS position of each pin on a 
regulation bowling alley.
Once calibrated all you need to do is program in the preferred destination 
on the remote control then throw the ball in the general direction of the 
pins.
The ball will move in the direction of the destination location, hopefully 
with enough speed to knock the pin down.
You can vary the hook on the ball by throwing the ball from different 
locations on the line.

Patent pending.

- Original Message - 
From: Charles Rivard [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 7:33 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games


I'd like more info about the bowling ball that comes with Tenpin Alley. 
Make, model, weight, composition and construction, and, is custom drilling 
included?


---
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- Original Message - 
From: Phil Vlasak [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 7:47 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games



Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games.
by Phil Vlasak

Free Shipping plus great values on all of our sale games.
Sarah and the castle of witchcraft and wizardry,
now costs only 2 gold Galleons.
Pacman Talks,
now costs only 5 bunches of cherries.
Ten Pin Alley, with inflatable bowling ball,
now costs only 2 six packs of Bud.
Ten Pin Alley, with real bowling ball,
Price upon request.



The More The Merrier Sale prices are in effect online through December 4, 
2008, unless otherwise noted.


*TO GET FREE SHIPPING: Place $99 of qualifying items in your shopping 
bag; then enter promo code MERRY in the box labeled HAVE A PROMO CODE? 
and click APPLY. You can enter the promo code in your shopping bag at 
any time before or during checkout. Only one promo code may be used per 
transaction. Minimum purchase amount for Free Shipping does not include 
gift wrap charges, purchases of gift cards or tax. Offer applies to 
Standard Shipping to one location and may be applied to Premium or 
Overnight Shipping for an upgrade fee. Free Shipping does not apply to 
Tank Commander and Super Dog's Bone Hunt,
or prior purchases. Due to size and/or weight, such as purchasing Ten Pin 
Alley with a bowling ball, certain items bear a shipping surcharge, which 
will still apply. When shipping to multiple addresses, only shipping to 
the first address will be free; Standard Shipping will apply to all other 
addresses. Free Shipping offer cannot be applied to purchases being 
shipped to Alaska, Hawaii, US Territories or Hogwarts and other Wizard 
world addresses. Free Shipping offer ends December 4, 2008.


**Discount taken at checkout; offer ends December 6, 2008.


Regular and original prices reflect offering prices that may not have 
resulted in actual sales, and some original prices may not have been in 
effect during the past 90 days. Clearance, closeout and special purchase 
merchandise is available while supplies last. Sale merchandise is from 
specially selected groups. Sale prices may include reductions taken from 
regular stock, plus clearance/closeout items such as our DOS games. 
Intermediate markdowns may have been taken. Everyday Values and Best 
Value items are excluded from all sales, price reductions and coupons.


PCS Games prices, promotions and selections may differ from those at 
other game company sites.


\Prices and promotions (e.g., promotion codes or free shipping) offered 
online may not be used on other game company sites, and their prices and 
promotions (e.g., coupons or additional discounts) may not be used on the 
PCS games site online.


Smiles,
Yes,this is a joke, as PCS has no shopping bag, and is a Merry Christmas 
note guaranteed to end up in your junk mail folder.

Phil



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Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games

2008-12-02 Thread Cory

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- Original Message - 
From: Phil Vlasak [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Charles Rivard [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Gamers Discussion list 
gamers@audyssey.org

Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 6:00 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games



Hi Charles,
There are two balls available,
The inflatable one is designed to be thrown at your space bar on your 
keyboard while playing the computer game.
The difficulty level can be adjusted by the distance you stand away from 
your keyboard.
The real bowling ball is an exclusive invention of PCS Games and contains 
a GPS receiver that is calibrated with the exact GPS position of each pin 
on a regulation bowling alley.
Once calibrated all you need to do is program in the preferred destination 
on the remote control then throw the ball in the general direction of the 
pins.
The ball will move in the direction of the destination location, hopefully 
with enough speed to knock the pin down.
You can vary the hook on the ball by throwing the ball from different 
locations on the line.

Patent pending.

- Original Message - 
From: Charles Rivard [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 7:33 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games


I'd like more info about the bowling ball that comes with Tenpin Alley. 
Make, model, weight, composition and construction, and, is custom 
drilling included?


---
Pretty is as pretty does.
- Original Message - 
From: Phil Vlasak [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 7:47 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games



Merry Christmas Disclaimer from PCS Games.
by Phil Vlasak

Free Shipping plus great values on all of our sale games.
Sarah and the castle of witchcraft and wizardry,
now costs only 2 gold Galleons.
Pacman Talks,
now costs only 5 bunches of cherries.
Ten Pin Alley, with inflatable bowling ball,
now costs only 2 six packs of Bud.
Ten Pin Alley, with real bowling ball,
Price upon request.



The More The Merrier Sale prices are in effect online through December 
4, 2008, unless otherwise noted.


*TO GET FREE SHIPPING: Place $99 of qualifying items in your shopping 
bag; then enter promo code MERRY in the box labeled HAVE A PROMO CODE? 
and click APPLY. You can enter the promo code in your shopping bag at 
any time before or during checkout. Only one promo code may be used per 
transaction. Minimum purchase amount for Free Shipping does not include 
gift wrap charges, purchases of gift cards or tax. Offer applies to 
Standard Shipping to one location and may be applied to Premium or 
Overnight Shipping for an upgrade fee. Free Shipping does not apply to 
Tank Commander and Super Dog's Bone Hunt,
or prior purchases. Due to size and/or weight, such as purchasing Ten 
Pin Alley with a bowling ball, certain items bear a shipping surcharge, 
which will still apply. When shipping to multiple addresses, only 
shipping to the first address will be free; Standard Shipping will apply 
to all other addresses. Free Shipping offer cannot be applied to 
purchases being shipped to Alaska, Hawaii, US Territories or Hogwarts 
and other Wizard world addresses. Free Shipping offer ends December 4, 
2008.


**Discount taken at checkout; offer ends December 6, 2008.


Regular and original prices reflect offering prices that may not have 
resulted in actual sales, and some original prices may not have been in 
effect during the past 90 days. Clearance, closeout and special purchase 
merchandise is available while supplies last. Sale merchandise is from 
specially selected groups. Sale prices may include reductions taken from 
regular stock, plus clearance/closeout items such as our DOS games. 
Intermediate markdowns may have been taken. Everyday Values and Best 
Value items are excluded from all sales, price reductions and coupons.


PCS Games prices, promotions and selections may differ from those at 
other game company sites.


\Prices and promotions (e.g., promotion codes or free shipping) offered 
online may not be used on other game company sites, and their prices and 
promotions (e.g., coupons or additional discounts) may not be used on 
the PCS games site online.


Smiles,
Yes,this is a joke, as PCS has no shopping bag, and is a Merry Christmas 
note guaranteed to end up in your junk mail folder.

Phil



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