g_b Friday's Funnie
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local paper. Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female. The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so he would choose the one with the best act. At first glance it appeared that the female was much better prepared, since she came to the interview in a very long flowing cape, with a whip and chair. She looked more like a model than a trainer. The man's only distinguishing feature was a soggy cigar stuffed between his cracked and leathery lips. The owner asked who would like to go first, and the man said, "Ladies before Gentleman." So the lady asked for her special music to be played, and once the music started she entered the cage with a flurry of whip snapping. She motioned the attendant to release the tiger. The tiger leaped into the cage snarling. The young lady threw aside her whip, tossed back her cape and sat on the chair as naked as the day she was born. The tiger then circled her, sniffing the air,... then suddenly leaped toward her, put its face between her legs and started licking. She threw back her head moaning, holding the tiger by the ears with her thighs. She rode on the tiger's face all around the cage. Then the owner looked at the man and said, "That's quite an act,...Think you can do better than that?" The man spit out his cigar, licked his lips and said, "No problem, just get that tiger out of the cage!"
g_b looking for a guy in makati, philippines
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Re: g_b GYM--- there should be a gym provided in apartment itself
Hi, I work in this area. But if i am not wrong, there must be gym provided in Apartment it self. If not then let me know. i can try to help u. mail me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] by the way u look sexy.. Regards, Vishal Benjie Lim <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Hi to All, I will be visiting Mumbai and stay in one of the apartments in Hiranadani Gardens, Powai. I would like to ask an assistance from you guys if you know of a gym near the area where I can work out. I am a gymbuff and atheltic person .. and I want to continue lifting weights while I am in your country for 45 days. I am a chinese and will be in Mumbai for work assignment. www.pic-link.com/andrei2 Thanks. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/WfTolB/TM ~-> Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: g_b Fighting back a blackmailer in Mumbai
Plz keep posting such stories!!! coffebeans2002 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: courtesy gb === Fighting back Here's a story I heard yesterday about how to deal with blackmailers. The blackmailer in question was Ali/Shahzad, the tall, fair hunk who hangs around the walls and Bandra and Andheri station. He's the guy who Dominique had a bad experience some months back, about which he posted on this list, and is the same guy who blackmailed a lawyer in South Bombay for over a lakh. This encounter happened with a young guy who had a car. He saw Ali on the walls, eye contact happened, all proceeding very nicely and Ali got into the car and they drove to the Athena lane (after Radio Club and before Voods) where they started feeling each other up. Then suddenly Ali started shouting and creating a scene and demanding huge amounts of money. The guy in the car said he didn't have that much money, so Ali said, OK, give me your cellphone. The guy in the car, who knew about guys like Ali from other gay friends of his, thought fast and told Ali, no, I'll give you the money, lets drive to my ATM. Ali agreed and the guy started to drive down Colaba Causeway. But he didn't go to the ATM. He stopped his car in front of Colaba Police Station and told Ali, "Abhi bol gandu. Lets see you try and create a scene here." Ali just got out of the car and walked away. Vikram === 2 other incidents Hi, FYI...There have been many guys caught at the Kanjur Marg police station and sometimes there are real cops too.. I have been witness to one incident years ago. This was the time when I just discovering my sexuality and could never muster the courage to approach anyone (I guess that saved me). I was in the loo and two guys were playing around...out of nowhere a burly man walked in..asked them to buckle up and dragged them out like dogs in full view of the passengers on the station... I did follow them and they were indeed taken to the station master's office. Police or impostors...PUBLIC LOOS ARE A BIG DANGER!!!..Guys there is too much at stakeIf possible just avoid these places...Gay parties is a much better option for encounters, I swear... Jeff.. azhagi wrote: Hi Huys I would like to share an episode, which has happened to my friend Rajeev Deshpande (RD from now onwards) RD stays at Thane and works at Vikhroli. On 6th September 2004, while returning home, he got down at Kanjur Marg (KM) to pay a visit to his friend at his residence at KM. After spending few hours with his friend he came back to KM to take a train to Thane. It was about 9.00 PM. Being there at KM he wanted to try his luck at KM loo. He went to the loo on the platform and stood there for a while. Nothing was happening inside and most of the time he was alone there. Later, he noticed a fat guy came inside the loo, stood besides him for a while and left. After few minutes once again, the same guy came, stood besides him and was eyeing him. Later, the guy left the place and while going out he pocked RD gently with his finger on his bum. Later, RD came out of the loo and noticed the fat guy standing close to the loo. RD ignored him and walked ahead. The fat guy followed him and caught him by his sleeves and told him to stop. He old him he was a cop and told him to walk along with him without making noise (Chup Chap chalo). He was holding tightly the arm of RD).He took him over the railway bridge and started giving him sermons. TUM JO KARTHA HAI, ACHA HAI KYA? EHNE TIME SE MUTRI MAIN KAY KAR RAHE THE? TUM LOGON KO MAIN ACHI TARAH SE JAN THA HUN. SEEDE POLICE STATION LEKE JAUNGA.HUM LOG UDHAR BATH KJARANGE Etc Etc. TUMKO Rs. 1/- BHARNA PADEGA. After beating around the bush, he finally came to the topic of his interest. He started asking about money..Kithna paisa hai tere pas? RD had only Rs.400 with him. The cop asked him whether he was having ATM card. (ATM Card nahin hai kya?) RD said he did not have one. The impostor (so-called Cop) demanded for all the money he had. RD was prepared to pay and run from there? While this talk was going on RD and the so-called cop walked down to the platform from the bridge as the platform became empty and the bridge got crowded. (The bridge at KM is very narrow and it gets very crowded on arrival of trains at the platform). They continued to talk and RD was taking the purse out from his pocket to give the money to the guy. At that point of time a train to Thane arrived. RD was thinking fast and looking for a chance to escape from there. The train was about to leave. RD mustered some courage and strength and ran; boarded the train. This swift move of RD took the impostor by surprise and he was too dumbed to react. RD mingled in the crowd and did not look back. Take care AZHAGI Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click
Re: g_b Marathi article
Dear All, Thanks for all of your responses who took time to write to me personally and convey your liking of the article. That gives me encouragement to write more about various issues we struggle through our life. I am glad to be part of this net-community.. Cheers, Sameer ___ Do you Yahoo!? Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! http://vote.yahoo.com Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/WfTolB/TM ~-> Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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g_b The GayBombay Dassera Party on Friday, 22 October 2004, at Razz Rhino!
The GayBombay Dassera Party on Friday, 22 October 2004, at Razz Rhino! THIS YEAR, CELEBRATE DASSERA IN UNCONVENTIONAL STYLE. COME AND LET YOUR HAIR DOWN AT THE GB PARTY!" Date: Friday, 22 October 2004. Time: 9:00 PM - 1:30 AM. Venue: RAZZBERRY RHINOCEROS Juhu Hotel Juhu Tara Road Santacruz (West) Mumbai. · What time do you expect the party to go on till? The party will start at 9.00 PM and will go on till 1.30 AM. So if you want to party more please do come early. · How much do I pay? The cover charge will be Rs. 400/- per head. · What do I expect for the amount I am paying? You can expect: a] The venue to party b] Good music c] Choice between 2 Large Alcoholic Drinks or 2 Bottles of Beer or 2 Mocktails or 4 Aerated Waters d] Light snacks e] Dinner and Dessert [kindly note that dinner will only be served between 11.30 PM and 1:00 AM]. · Some don'ts: GB, as a support group, has created this comfort/safe space for gays. Many people at the party may be "newbies" (those still coming to terms with their sexuality and/or those who have mustered the courage to come to such a party for the first time). We request you to be sensitive to the comfort levels of others and to behave and dress accordingly. No dark rooms and no sex on the premises; if found indulging in any "hanky panky" you shall be asked to leave the party. . A special REQUEST: After the party please DO NOT gather outside the venue. The management has requested us to ensure that, in the middle of the night, the peace in the neighbourhood is not disturbed. · A few dos: Have a smashing time. Carry your Alcoholic Drinks Permit. You have to be above the age of 21 to attend the event. This event is organized by www.gaybombay.cc. Right of admission reserved. If you have any further queries/questions please email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~ ALL-NEW Yahoo! Messenger - all new features - even more fun! Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
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g_b Joke!!!
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open and her eyes closed. Superman thought to himself, "So exotic, should I or shouldn't I ...wait ...I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "What is going on? Did you hear anything ...?" Invisible-Man replied, "No! But... my ASS hurts like hell!" °»*´¯`..¤Love,NISH¤..´¯`*«° Indiatimes Email now powered by APIC Advantage. Help! HelpClick on the image to chat with me Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
g_b Reminder: The GayBombay Sunday Meet (17 Oct)
We would like to remind you of this upcoming event. The GayBombay Sunday Meet (To know more about GayBombay Sunday Meets visit: http://www.gaybombay.cc/interact/meets.html) Date: Sunday, October 17, 2004 Time: 5:00PM - 6:00PM IST (GMT+05:30) Venue : We meet as usual at Just Around The Corner (JATC). JATC is a lovely snack bar at Bandra (West). At Bandra Station, on the WEST side, take a rickshaw to Turner Road; at Turner Road take a right at Tawaa Restaurant (you will see an ICICI Bank on your left after the turn). Keep going straight for about two minutes; you will see the big blue signboard of 'JUST AROUND THE CORNER' on the left. If you are however coming from Linking Road, take the very next left turn from the first petrol pump, leading to the Flying Machine Store. On driving down the crossing of two lanes you shall see a huge blue colored board with "JUST AROUND THE CORNER" written onto it. You can also take a bus going down Turner Road (Khar Station bus or Chumm Village bus). Get off near Tawaa Restaurant and walk to JATC in 5 minutes. Newcomers who have never come for a gay meeting and might be too nervous are particularly urged to come. The Gaybombay meetings are designed to be a safe and comfortable space in which to make your first contact with the community. If you have any specific questions on this, mail us at the addresses below or to the Neighbourhood Watch Resourse Person in your locality listed in the footer. ~~~ Note : 1. Ensure that you get to JATC before 6:00 pm - in case the evening carries over to another gay-friendly place close by. 2. You have to be above the age of 18 to attend this event. 3. GB as a support group, has created this comfort/safe space for gays, many of whom may be "newbies" (those still coming to terms with their sexuality and who have mustered courage to come for such a meeting for the first time). So we request you to be sensitive to the comfort levels of others attending the meeting and behave and dress accordingly. 4. To identify the group, look out for someone wearing a BLACK cap with 'gb' inscribed on it. ~ This is a GayBombay (gb) organized event Rights of admission reserved. If you have any further queries/questions please email at: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/WfTolB/TM ~-> Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: g_b Marathi movie going for Oscars
Sameer, I am a Staunch lover of Marathi films although now I dont get that chance to watch one as Im not in India!! I never missed one during my college days or even untill I ws in Mumbai. I am really excited to know that a marathi film took courage to atleast make a move for an Oscar. I wish the producers & the makers of this film ALL the best for it. Tell me: is Shwaas a new film?? plss write to me more about it. Thanks in advance. Mee Tuzhaa Abhaari Asnaar!! (hope Ive not lost tat touch yet!!) Cheers, Sahil. Just me <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:Dear All, This appeal is made by producers of marathi movie Shwaas which is nominated for Oscars. Let's contribute from the community as much as we can. I am going to write a letter to the producer congratulating for the team's efforts and am definitely going to mention about our community's efforts to help their team. Cheers, Sameer Just a Joke I could recollect in marathi!! "Mee Naahi Tyaatli, Kadee Laava Aaatli"!! Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/WfTolB/TM ~-> Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
g_b Smart Cat!
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that sob on the phone. I am lost."
g_b "...But they should at least see where they're going!!!"
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than $1 million. Yes. The appeals court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument, and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay," he said, "but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone...which hasn't started working as yet!"
g_b new gay group
hello guys well there is new gay group or club in indiatimes.com known as andherigayguys so guys staying in andheri or neearby can join the group and can find like minded people. pr724 Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/WfTolB/TM ~-> Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == NEW CLASSIFIEDS SECTION SEEKING FRIENDS? VISIT www.gaybombay.info click on classified section and type your message in the post section once the link opens What's hot? What's not? Where are the LGBT parties being held and when? Click here!! http://calendar.yahoo.com/YYY,04497/srt,0/gaybombaygroup/?v=42&POS= Post:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Groups Homepage:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay Unsubscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_bombay/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
g_b Some Good ones!
Arz Kiya Hai : Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kar le zara, Khambhaqhat neend hi bahut zyada aati hai! Kar diya izhar-e-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, bas do rupaye mein ho gayee! (wah wah) Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke Adha piya aur samjha ki kaam ho gaya, Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar, Nahin koi Vim Bar Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya...!! Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad" (wah-wah) Log ishq karte hain, Bade shor ke saath. Humne bhi kiya, Bade zor ke saath. Magar ab karenge, Thoda gaur ke saath. Kyonki kal usko dekha, Kisi aur ke saath. Aansuon se palkein bhigo leta hoon Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon, Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon! Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to tumhein de diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya? When I C the moon I C U When I C the stars I C U When I C the Sea I C U Get out of the way you are blocking my view. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
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