g_b Engineering In Hell

2006-02-10 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
 
 
Hi aLL ,



An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort
in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile,
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake
-- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way."
I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers,
"Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" 

 
Regards,
Viny---Viny---Viny
 
  




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g_b Re: G.A.Z.E. Bombay Dost Sunday High: Film screenings on Feb. 27--'Happy Hookers' and 'Make Ups' (26th--NOT 27th)

2006-02-10 Thread nitin.karani





Sorry, my bad. This event is on Sunday 26th--not 
27th (Monday). Watch out for more details next week.

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  Subject: G.A.Z.E. Bombay Dost Sunday 
  High: Film screenings on Feb. 27--'Happy Hookers' and 'Make Ups'
  
  The next Sunday High by Bombay Dost is on Feb. 
  27, 2006. There will be two film screenings as below--more details will follow 
  closer to the event:
   
  Happy Hookers (a documentary by Ashish 
  Sawhney)
  This is a documentary about three male sex 
  workers. 
   
  'Make Ups' (a short film by Jehangir 
  Jani)
  The film is about snatches of the lives of three characters living 
  inMumbai. It stars Vishwas Kulkarni as Jignesh, a gay man, Preetii 
  Jaiin  asAaliya, a prostitute and Zeenat Aman as Nazia, an ageing 
  actress.
   
   
  
  

  


  

  
  

  


  

  
  
http://queerindia.blogspot.com
Blogs I read
  

  

  
  
Nitin Karani 
  


  

  
  
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  signature like 
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g_b China has 5-10 milion gay men - Government PRC

2006-02-10 Thread Aditya Bondyopadhyay








China has 5-10 million gay men: MoH
 
 




 



www.chinaview.cn 2006-02-08 09:30:19

 
 




BEIJING, Feb. 8 -- According to the survey by the Ministry of Health, sexually active gay men in China account for approximately 2% to 4% of the total number of sexually active men. 

 
    Based on these percentages, China has a total of about 5 million to 10 million gay men. It is the first time China released the number of gay men and people infected with AIDS. 

 
In recent years, China has quietly attended to the health issue of gays. In 2003, the government conducted an AIDS survey on six population groups in 138 regions in its 31 provinces, autonomous regions and municipalities. 

 
    The six groups included drug users, prostitutes, gays, venereal disease patients, paid blood donors and anonymous people under examination in hospitals. 
 
Through the survey, the country obtained information on infection rate and the behavior patterns of different groups in different regions. Data obtained through this survey supplemented the AIDS surveillance system. So far, China has set up 42 behavior surveillance agencies in 19 provinces. 

 
(Source: CRIENGLISH.com/Chinanews.cn)






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Re: g_b Need help in making CDs from the movie file

2006-02-10 Thread Sweet Angel



Sure will send it to u.
Just remind me when we meet up on MSN next.
Will be useful incase u want to cut & join different Movies / MP3s or make them shorter to fit them as ringtones for cell phones too;)
Regards




From:  Tintin India <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>To:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject:  Re: g_b Need help in making CDs from the movie fileDate:  Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:34:15 +0530MIME-Version:  1.0Received:  from wproxy.gmail.com ([64.233.184.192]) by bay0-mc5-f7.bay0.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Thu, 9 Feb 2006 22:04:15 -0800Received:  by wproxy.gmail.com with SMTP id 50so287135wri for <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Thu, 09 Feb 2006 22:04:15 -0800 (PST)Received:  by 10.54.152.13 with SMTP id z13mr10856wrd; Thu, 09 Feb 2006 22:04:15 -0800 (PST)Received:  by 10.54.142.13 with HTTP; Thu, 9 Feb 2006 22:04:15 -0800 (PST)>Hi Sid,>I suppose in this mail you have 
talked about a software called VCD Cutter.>If I am right, then can you mail me the ZIP file of the same, with cracks?>What else?>Abhay.>>>On 2/9/06, Sweet Angel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:> >> > Hi Prakash,> >  The file is playing on yr Computer because u have the Codecs for it stored> > in yr PC.> >  To play it on a VCD player u might need to change the format by which it> > was recorded.> >  Play the movie on VCD Cutter. It also has format changes that you can make> > to yr movie file.> >  Incase u cant download a crack version then mail me I have the complete> > player & will send it to u as a file on messenger.> >  Else u could also google & find out about "movie 
format changer" & see> > which FREE software best suits yr purpose.> >  By the way how big is the movie u downloaded? Have u tried to just burn> > that on a CD & not any other files along with it on the same CD?> >> >> >  Regards





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Re: g_b Abrupt end to GB party at Velocity on 2nd Feb-Message for vikram

2006-02-10 Thread walnutgoat69
Vikram,

First of all let me tell you that I don't "Yell" at anyone. I very
casually asked this question like any other member would ask to his
close friend.

It was not any kind of Interrogation either (as you felt so). 

So plz. mind your language, especially when you correspond in a public
forum.

Secondly, the sudden change in the party day really came up as a
surprise so I thought of putting this question across.

And what makes you say that 'Guys Like Me take GB parties for granted'

Plz. note that it's only when more and more people come to GB parties,
the party becomes more n more enjoyable and fun filled experience.

What's there to be taken for granted here :-)) I really don't
understand your psychology.

When any such GB parties are arranged, do you arrange them for
charity? Or rather let me ask you whether you throw  such parties to
the entire community out of your own pocket? Certainly not. 

People (Including you) come to enjoy during such event, some even make
money from such parties (either they sell themselves or they sell
tickets)...so I really don' understand...what made you say that 'I
take such parties for granted'?

Also when anyone comes to attend these parties, he or she pays for it,
as nothing comes for free in this world.

So lets not argue on what I feel and what I don't...take things
lightly dude...
And if you are really geared up for fighting then go to Kargilour
Indian Army needs people like you :-))

Many of us too actively participate in most of the GB events. And I
feel we have every right to know about the factor that caused the
change to our normal routine of having GB parties...Its as simple as
that...

And rather than creating such a silly dispute, you should have
courteously informed everyone about the reason for changing the day
for this event.

Stop taking things personally here.

With Luv
Walnut




--- In gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, "Vikram" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
ar Moderator For what reasons it was organised during week night? Usually 
its on weekends? Didnt you guys tghink of a better weekend? Or it was just at a 
kick of a thought this party was organized on Thursday night?

Walnut
--- In gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, walnut  wrote:

First, please don't yell at the moderator of this group since he has nothing to 
do with the scheduling of parties.

Second, we would have been only too happy to have the party on a weekend, but 
we do not always have the luxury of getting weekend dates. Many places don't 
agree to give their venues on weekends, or they would only do so at a really 
increased rate.

That's the problem we're now facing at Velocity which has a new management. 
These guys have told us they have no problems with GB parties, but they are 
clear that they want to make more money. So for weekend parties it was going to 
be a sharply increased rate. We didn't want to accept this, or at least not 
now, but we didn't want to wait too long to have a party either, so we 
compromised on a Thursday at the old rate.

For the record, we have frequently held parties on weekdays and that;s how it 
happens in most places - Delhi's Pegs & Pints night is on Tuesdays. Weekend 
parties is a recent luxury for us and as our current problems in finding places 
shows, its not one we can count on having.

I think the real problem is that guys like you seem to be taking the GB parties 
for granted, without realising the problems we still face organising them. 
Please be assured that we don't do things "at a kick of a thought" but do our 
best to come up with parties that balance the best interests of everyone, and 
that is never going to be easy,

Vikram





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Re: g_b The Y & G group presents an ultimate Extravaganza

2006-02-10 Thread cute virus



HI HUMSAFAR TRUST,     TILL WHAT TIME THE PARTY GONNA GET OVER...  CN V KNW..  COZ THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE GONNA GO FOR HUMSAFAR PARTY...  N I HOPE ITS SECURED TO PARTY THERE I MEAN ABOUT COPS!!  N ONE MORE THING... I HOPE THERE IS NOT GONNA BE ANY HANKY PANKY STUFF GOIIN ON IN THE PARTY..I HOPE ITS GONNA BE A CLEAN PARTY... PLZ REVERT BACK SO THAT WE CAN HV A SMASHING TIME OUTTA THERE..REGARDS CUTIE PIE'S...           youngngay2005 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:  The Y & G group presents an ultimate Extravaganza.Hey Party People, its time to let your hair loose, straighten, gel or curl it, pull out your make-up kits, catch up with old friends,
 make new ones, dance away to pulsating music and the dazzling party wear `Dressed' to Kill and have a FANTASTIC time, Yes, Its time to party once again and paint the town PINK.Yeah Baby, lets do it in style, put your best foot forward and get set to rock under the star lit skies, cool breeze, swaying palms and a fresh breath of air.Venue: At Mudh IslandDate: Saturday, 11th February 2006Time: 05:00 PM onwardsWhoz welcome?Anyone who's gay (or NOT heterosexual) is welcome.You must have a ticket to gain admittance. All tickets are pre-sold for this event.What's the deal?~ The venue to party.~ Good music [with sound system and lights]~ Alcoholic drinks or non-alcoholic beverages~ Dinner (satisfying entrees to delicious desserts a fare of traditional Indian cuisine)  ~ All for Just Rs.300/- (Three hundreds  Only)What do I wear?Anything that makes you look cool,
 your short sexy skirt or you could be our own `JASSI'!Where Do I Buy the Tickets?Bachchan : 9892771861    Rajveer : 9867057136Sushant : 9819018140    Kumar : 9820337468Shakeel : 9867217481 Some Do's & don'ts.Do's – Have a smashing time.Don'ts - None. We are all adults and know how to behave
	

	
		 
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