Re: g_b Missing Mumbai

2006-11-17 Thread usjerzeeboy
I have been back in the US 3 months and I miss all the beautiful Indian boys

dhrainmaker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:  I have been back in the US 2 
weeks and I miss the beautiful Mumbai boys



 

 
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g_b Visiting Nagpur / Hyderabad

2006-11-17 Thread Sexy Muscle
Hi Guys,
   
  male 26, Straight Acting, 32w, 6fttall, fair looks and top for a is visiting 
Nagpur & Hyderabad next week. . 
   
Love - Ansh

 



g_b The GayBombay Party on Saturday 18 November 2006 at Liquid Lounge!

2006-11-17 Thread DM
The GayBombay Party on Saturday 18 November 2006 at Liquid Lounge!
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Time: 9 pm - 1 am.

NEW COVER CHARGE: Rs 450.

Venue: Liquid Lounge, Karma; Sukh Sagar; 534 S.V.P. Road;
Mumbai 47. (Near Girgaum Chowpatty and Opera House; opposite
Standard Chartered Bank. Charni Road is the closest station).

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Please note that you have to be above the age of 21 to attend
GayBombay parties. Please carry proof of age with you: a driving
license, college identity card, etc.

YOU WILL NOT BE ADMITTED IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF 21!
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The Cover Charge includes: Inhouse DJ and a dance floor; light snacks
like wafers, peanuts, etc; 4 small Drinks with mixers, or 2 Beer
Pints, or 2 Bacardi Breezers/Mocktails, or 4 Soft Drinks/Mineral
Water.

Extra drinks will be sold at Rs 50/- to Rs 100/- per drink. Dinner
will not be served. Extra food items can be ordered as per the menu
rates.
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- Some don'ts:
` GB, as a support group, has created this comfort/safe space for
gays. Many people at the event may be "newbies" (those still coming to
terms with their sexuality and/or those who have mustered the courage
to come to such an event for the first time). We request you to be
sensitive to the comfort levels of others and to behave and dress
accordingly.

` No dark rooms and no sex on the premises; if found indulging in
any "hanky panky" you shall be asked to leave the party.

` A special REQUEST: During and after the party please DO NOT gather
outside the venue. The management has requested us to ensure that, in
the middle of the night, the peace of the neighbourhood is not
disturbed.

- A few dos:
` Have a smashing time.
` Carry your Alcoholic Drinks Permit.
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Right of admission reserved.
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Re: g_b Missing Mumbai

2006-11-17 Thread Bloot Fontaine
So either come back, or call US over (at YOUR cost!) Haha!
  Relax, only joking.
  Regards.

dhrainmaker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  I have been back in the US 2 weeks and I miss the beautiful Mumbai 
boys



 


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g_b The Equation:

2006-11-17 Thread muscular masculine
The Equation: 

7 Glance = 1 Smile 

7 Smile = 1 Meeting 

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage- 

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7 Problems. 

So beware of glance! 

 

Exams: 

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 

1-Too Many Questions. 

2-Difficult to Understand. 

3-More Explanation is Needed. 

4-Result is always FAIL! 


 

Liar: 

A man is dying of cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of 
AIDS?" 

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!" 


 

Delivered: 

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came 
to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". 


 

Three Feelings: 

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? 

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, 
and Panic is when both are pregnant. 


 

Chinese Adam & Eve: 

If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they 
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake. 


Cheers!   
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Question : Which is Worse, Ignorance or Apathy? 

Answer : I don't know & I don't care. 


God Bless U All...

g_b visiting Indai

2006-11-17 Thread b4alone
Hi Guys I am visiting Mumbai and Barod and Ahmedabad for 6 weeks in 
December.from 20 Dec
I would like to make some more new freinds. Reply me with your mail 
ID and you will get my all contect detais including pic...
Looking forward to hearing from you
Cheers guys
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g_b Jokess...jst for fun.....

2006-11-17 Thread muscular masculine
Boss : Where were you born ? 
sardar : Punjab. 
Boss : which part ? 
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. 

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. 


Sardar : What is the name of your car ? 
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". 
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi 
petrol se start hoti hai. 


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why 
are you removing a wheel from your auto. 
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. 






Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He 
gave 
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. 

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the 
computer. 
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our 
engagement day will you give me a ring. 
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. 

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any 
one before you die? 
Patient : Yes. A good doctor. 

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? 
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it
   
  Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, 
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? 
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' 





Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from 
NASA to SATYANASA 



Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. 
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? 
Santa: I'm falling in love. 



Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets 
Jeeto: Why 3? 
Santa: For you and your parents 



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. 
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. 




A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein 
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. 



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! 
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he 
crying? 


In an interview, 
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Santa: Dhhrr.  
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Santa: Dhhuu dhup dhup dhup... 



Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got 
irritated... 
drank poison & said, 
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! 



Banta: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all 
India 
Radio! 



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Santa: Tipu's skeleton. 
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child   
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate  
  Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, 
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? 
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' 





Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from 
NASA to SATYANASA 



Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. 
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? 
Santa: I'm falling in love. 



Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets 
Jeeto: Why 3? 
Santa: For you and your parents 



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. 
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. 




A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein 
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. 



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! 
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he 
crying? 


In an interview, 
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Santa: Dhhrr.  
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Santa: Dhhuu dhup dhup dhup... 



Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got 
irritated... 
drank poison & said, 
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! 



Banta: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all 
India 
Radio! 



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Santa: Tipu's skeleton. 
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child   
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God Bless U All...
  

g_b Technical Support

2006-11-17 Thread naughty confessions
Technical Support 

  One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, one of our
blonde female employees flagged me down and asked for help.

"My floppy drive won't work, can you help me?"

I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I
found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her
3.5" floppy drive.

While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging
out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner of the office
trying awful hard to keep a straight face.

Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the
drive.

"Oh, you mean the condom!"

"Condom?"

"Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my
disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses"

By this point John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to
keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5"
plastic sleeve.

I delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played
and she shouldn't do that anymore.

Then she asked in a dead-serious voice:"Does that mean I don't have
to stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"

 
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g_b Stars getting older ......

2006-11-17 Thread naughty confessions
Stars getting older ..


  Brad Pitt - 1963 

   

  Liz Hurley - 1965 

   

  Sharon Stone - 1958 

   

  Halle Berry - 1966 

   
  
  Demi Moore - 1962 
  
  Sophie Marceau - 1966 
  
  Sandra Bullock - 1964 
   
  Hugh Grant - 1960 
   
  Famke Janssen - 1965 
 
  Keanu Reeves -1964 
   
  Tom Cruise - 1962 

  Madonna - 1958
 
  George Clooney - 1961 
 
  Sarah Jessica Parker - 1965 
   
  Brooke Shields - 1965 



  Linda Evangelista - 1965 









 
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Re: g_b manav gohil and some other tv stars

2006-11-17 Thread Tintin Mumbai India
U said, Maanav Govil, and there was no Maanav Govil.


i thought it was there. if you want it i can email it to you again

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