Re: g_b Funny Questions Straight People Ask

2009-10-28 Thread Tintin Mumbai India
Some from me:
1) So you like guys?
Yes... Dont you? Or do you just dislike your father, brother(s), Son(s),
Male Friends???

2) I do not know why you gays like sucking cocks or fucking arses?
Same, I also do not know why you heteros enjoy sucking female breasts and
licking clitoris and fucking in cunts...

3) Why you gays run behind every handsome hunk?
As if you heteros leave beautiful ladies alone...

4) Why you gays wear all trandy & fashionable cloths?
Why? I suppose looking good is not a crime.

Abhay



On Sun, Oct 25, 2009 at 11:51 AM, naughty confessions <
naughty_confessio...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>
> Since I came out I am an ambassador to the gay world for all the straight
> people. What's really funny is that straight people are curious and ask a
> lot of questions...and many many personal ones...here are some of the
> funnier ones and what i'd really like to say, but am too passive agressive
> to really say aloud.
>
> Does it hurt?
> *Do you really want to know, because I could explain in full detail how it
> all works!
>
> Are you the boy?
> *The point of being gay is there are two boys...and when two boys like each
> other very much they have gay sex!
>
> Are you sure you're gay?
> *Um...lets see...YES! Are you sure you're straight?
>
> When talking about love- "I thought being gay was just about sex"
> *Yes, being gay means we are all heartless and just hang around in bathroom
> stalls and alleys waiting to give bj's to random strangers"
>
> Can you give me tips on giving oral sex to my husband?
> *That's a given talent...if you aren't doing it right now...you're screwed"
>
> Does it bother you if I say homo?
> *Does it bother you if I call you hetero, or how about stupid ass?
>
> Wow...it feels good to get this off my chest...anyone else been asked crazy
> questions by straight people?
>  
>


g_b Lok adalat in India

2009-10-28 Thread lovefrom_rakesh
Lok Adalats in India
Article 39A.: Equal justice and free legal aid.—The State shall secure that the 
operation of the legal system promotes justice, on a basis of equal 
opportunity, and shall, in particular, provide free legal aid, by suitable 
legislation or schemes or in any other way, to ensure that opportunities for 
securing justice are not denied to any citizen by reason of economic or other 
disabilities.
Part IV
Directive Principles of State Policy
Constitution of India
 
 
Introduction
 Lok Adalat , meaning People's court  was established by the 
government settles dispute through conciliation and compromise.The objective of 
Lok Adalats was to reduce burden on the courts with cases pending. Though 
initial Lok Adalat camps were started in Gujarat by 1982, the first Lok Adalat 
was held in Chennai in 1986. Lok Adalat accepts the cases which could be 
settled by conciliation and compromise, and pending in the regular courts 
within their jurisdiction.
Inorder to reduce heavy demands in the courts ,as an "alternative dispute 
resolution" method , the Lok Adalats serve as a pre-trial forum.Except matters 
relating to offences, which are not compoundable, a Lok Adalat has jurisdiction 
to deal with all matters. The cases that are pending in the court of law in a 
pre-trial stage can be reffered to Lok Adalats. Court Fees are not charged in 
Lok Adalats.The fees if any paid in regular courts are refunded after 
settlement in Lok Adalats.
Statuory recognition
Lok Adalats were organised  under Legal Services Authorities Act,1987. The Act 
gives statutory recognition to the resolution of disputes by compromise and 
settlement by the Lok Adalats. The concept has been gathered from system of 
Panchayats, which has roots in the history, and culture of this Country.
Constitution of Lok Adalats
The Chairman of Lok Adalats is a sitting or a retired Judicial officer. There 
are two other members usually a lawyer and a social worker.
Highlights of the Act.
Some of the important provisions in the Act are enumerated below
Section 19
1 Central, State, District and Taluka legal Services Authority has been created 
who are responsible for organizing Lok Adalats at such intervals and place.
2 Conciliators for Lok Adalat comprise the following: -
A A sitting or retired judicial officer.
B other persons of repute as may be prescribed by the State Government in 
consultation with the Chief Justice of High Court.

Section 20: Reference of Cases
Cases can be referred for consideration of Lok Adalat as under:
1 By consent of both the parties to the disputes.
2 One of the parties makes an application for refrence.
3 Where the Court is satisfied that the matter is an appropriate one to be 
taken cognizance of by the Lok Adalat.
4 Compromise settlement shall be guided by the principles of justice, equity, 
fairplay and other legal principles.
5 Where no compromise has been arrived at through conciliation, the matter 
shall be returned to the concerned court for disposal in accordance with Law.

Section 21
After the agreement is arrived by the consent of the parties, award is passed 
by the conciliators. The matter need not be reffered to the concerned Court for 
consent decree.
The Act provisions envisages as under:
1 Every award of Lok Adalat shall be deemed as decree of Civil Court.
2 Every award made by the Lok Adalat shall be final and binding on all the 
parties to the dispute.
3 No appeal shall lie from the award of the Lok Adalat.

Section 22 
Every proceedings of the Lok Adalat shall be deemed to be judicial proceedings 
for the purpose of 
1 Summoning of Witnesses.
2 Discovery of documents.
3 Reception of evidences.
4 Requistioning of Public record.
Criminal 'Cases like causing hurt, wrongfully restraining a person, assault, 
criminal intimidation, voluntarily causing hurt by dangerous weapons and 
cheating are some offences that can be settled in the Lok Adalat
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