[gay_bombay] Wednesday's Wonder
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheikh came in. I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession. The sheikh turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. I'm a cop, says the first man. Then we will shoot your penis off! said the sheikh. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. I'm a firemen, said the second man. Then we will burn your penis off! said the sheikh. Finally, he asked the last man, And you, what do you do for a living? And the third man answered, with a sly grin, I'm a lollipop salesman!
[gay_bombay] wednesday's wonder!!
A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know you're not me! His friend agrees and goes out to his car. They climb into the back seat and start going at it. A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside. What the hell do you two think you're doing? The guy says, Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife. The cop says, Oh, sorry, I didn't know. The guy says, Neither did I until you shone that light in here.
