Some from me:
1) So you like guys?
Yes... Dont you? Or do you just dislike your father, brother(s), Son(s),
Male Friends???
2) I do not know why you gays like sucking cocks or fucking arses?
Same, I also do not know why you heteros enjoy sucking female breasts and
licking clitoris and fucking in cunts...
3) Why you gays run behind every handsome hunk?
As if you heteros leave beautiful ladies alone...
4) Why you gays wear all trandy & fashionable cloths?
Why? I suppose looking good is not a crime.
Abhay
On Sun, Oct 25, 2009 at 11:51 AM, naughty confessions <
naughty_confessio...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> Since I came out I am an ambassador to the gay world for all the straight
> people. What's really funny is that straight people are curious and ask a
> lot of questions...and many many personal ones...here are some of the
> funnier ones and what i'd really like to say, but am too passive agressive
> to really say aloud.
>
> Does it hurt?
> *Do you really want to know, because I could explain in full detail how it
> all works!
>
> Are you the boy?
> *The point of being gay is there are two boys...and when two boys like each
> other very much they have gay sex!
>
> Are you sure you're gay?
> *Um...lets see...YES! Are you sure you're straight?
>
> When talking about love- "I thought being gay was just about sex"
> *Yes, being gay means we are all heartless and just hang around in bathroom
> stalls and alleys waiting to give bj's to random strangers"
>
> Can you give me tips on giving oral sex to my husband?
> *That's a given talent...if you aren't doing it right now...you're screwed"
>
> Does it bother you if I say homo?
> *Does it bother you if I call you hetero, or how about stupid ass?
>
> Wow...it feels good to get this off my chest...anyone else been asked crazy
> questions by straight people?
>
>
